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ClaytonClent

@claytonclent.bsky.social
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Argentina millionaire. Please be aware of scammers falsely impersonating ClaytonClent representatives. ClaytonClent will never contact you regarding potential investment opportunities. 318.43 ppm. Lives on unceded Dhudhuroa country.

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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 12h
Oh, no. Not Jeffrey Archer.
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 12h
Love that they've dressed Crablo to look like a 70s Qld plain clothes cop infiltrating a punk gig.
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 16h
Looked out the window and was like it was still 2:40 pm #hicks
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In the sober light of the morning, it is apparent that The Festival of the Boot (now conducted over consecutive weekends, because capitalism) has captured the zeitgeist, delivering a brace of disappointments.
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rugba Leeeg is dead to me
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Funny how the "productivity crisis" has arisen in lockstep with the increasing number of billionaires hoarding wealth.
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Controvetsial opinion: Painters and Dockers "Kill, Kill,Kill" is actually perfect retail music.
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Turing test, but it's a crypto/AI reply guy vs Pope Leo.
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Vic Socialists Facial Hair That is Not Out of Central Casting Challenge
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a time to be Sydney Swans AFLW Recruitment Officer
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Day 618 of 1461. Is the US Presidential term was a 9 - 5 work week, we are at 10 am on the Wednesday. Enjoy!
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How am I supposed to focus for 120m *without* ritalin?
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@daryltractor.bsky.social Hey, Daz. I am selling alibis for the Bundoora job. Hit me up.
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A lot of people cranky at the RBA seem to be forgetting that the greatest policy failure in this country is the existence of billionaires
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today I learned that the parents of the 25% owner of Nine Entertainment are Batman and Batgirl. Incredible.
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna name my small tourist town retail space "Grey Nomad Education Centre".
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You: sarcasm is the lowest form of humour. Me: where else ya gonna get dopamine hits this cheap?
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't the North Shore residents realise how much economic benefit a $1.2b data centre will bring to their community? Sad.
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Huge spontaneous ticker tape parade in Yackandandah today celebrating the overnight announcement by Trump that the US will win the war against Iran very soon.
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wallabies win an away test against the 'boks
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So, Drew has written a book? No, but if he had... No point actually writing it then.
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Peter Thiel: getting the trains to run on time
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Normalise bringing half full tequila bottles to job interviews
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Incredible that Segal didn't get a mention in the Fin magazine "Power" lists.
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally, with the advent of Wharfie Time, the sporting universe has a balancing force to Doing a Bradbury
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wharfie time would appear to be a winner
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lol at Wharfie time
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The NRL is dead to me
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sports Commentators Not Counting Chickens Challenge
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Phins up!
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The AI that is running my email has sent all the AI warning emails to spam.
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Explaining to the youngsters that the public holiday is to celebrate a philandering bogan who got rubbed out by the tribunal for violence but had the suspension overturned because of their good character.
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Mike 🇺🇦🕯️ @mike-teevee-1971.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Them: Whereyafrom? Me: Brsbn Them: Sorry? Me: Like "prison", but with a "b"
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I remember when you could search "Lyle Shelton Proud Boys bowls club" and the search engine would deliver the image you were looking for. That was before AI made everything better.
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just hacked into the Signals Directorate, but it's not a crime because I used a computer to do it.
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you towing a caravan up the Hume out of Melb on Grand Final Thursday night, you are a) mentally deficient b) certifiable c) a public health menace d) all of the above e) any 2 of the 1st 3
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is The Footy Show still going, or did they run out of cokeheads, racists, misogynists, and homophobes to host it?
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe if he had been less angry?
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disgraced wellness blogger @dryobbo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Captain Feathers V’Landys clearly lost Six N Out’s number huh
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shoutout to the Lions supporter flying MCY-MEL via Sydders
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In retrospect, it was probably a mistake to use Bradman9994 as Medicare's password.
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think Bindi Raye is ghosting me
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wonder how the AI social licence process is going in Australia today
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who amongst us hasn't mistakenly emailed the internal list of 100 investment banking deal targets and IPO candidates to clients?
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Betting the Swans players are dying to hear what the dickheads have to say for themselves.
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Asking Meta Muse to shop around for the best deal on neo-nazi membership fees.
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
QAN announcing non-stop SYD-NYC from 2028. Am guessing they'll wait till mid-Nov to start.
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When a (replies blocked) news article says "shot to fame", I immediately think "Tyler Robinson"
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
that's a shame he was going so well
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