ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 12hLove that they've dressed Crablo to look like a 70s Qld plain clothes cop infiltrating a punk gig. 000
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 16hLooked out the window and was like it was still 2:40 pm #hicks 000
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In the sober light of the morning, it is apparent that The Festival of the Boot (now conducted over consecutive weekends, because capitalism) has captured the zeitgeist, delivering a brace of disappointments. 000
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Funny how the "productivity crisis" has arisen in lockstep with the increasing number of billionaires hoarding wealth. 110
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Controvetsial opinion: Painters and Dockers "Kill, Kill,Kill" is actually perfect retail music. 000
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Turing test, but it's a crypto/AI reply guy vs Pope Leo. 001
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Vic Socialists Facial Hair That is Not Out of Central Casting Challenge 020
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What a time to be Sydney Swans AFLW Recruitment Officer 011
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Day 618 of 1461. Is the US Presidential term was a 9 - 5 work week, we are at 10 am on the Wednesday. Enjoy! 000
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026How am I supposed to focus for 120m *without* ritalin? 000
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026@daryltractor.bsky.social Hey, Daz. I am selling alibis for the Bundoora job. Hit me up. 110
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A lot of people cranky at the RBA seem to be forgetting that the greatest policy failure in this country is the existence of billionaires 001
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Today I learned that the parents of the 25% owner of Nine Entertainment are Batman and Batgirl. Incredible. 000
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gonna name my small tourist town retail space "Grey Nomad Education Centre". 100
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You: sarcasm is the lowest form of humour. Me: where else ya gonna get dopamine hits this cheap? 210
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Don't the North Shore residents realise how much economic benefit a $1.2b data centre will bring to their community? Sad. 021
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Huge spontaneous ticker tape parade in Yackandandah today celebrating the overnight announcement by Trump that the US will win the war against Iran very soon. 000
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So, Drew has written a book? No, but if he had... No point actually writing it then. 100
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Peter Thiel: getting the trains to run on time 010
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Normalise bringing half full tequila bottles to job interviews 010
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Incredible that Segal didn't get a mention in the Fin magazine "Power" lists. 000
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Finally, with the advent of Wharfie Time, the sporting universe has a balancing force to Doing a Bradbury 110
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sports Commentators Not Counting Chickens Challenge 000
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The AI that is running my email has sent all the AI warning emails to spam. 121
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Explaining to the youngsters that the public holiday is to celebrate a philandering bogan who got rubbed out by the tribunal for violence but had the suspension overturned because of their good character. 000
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Them: Whereyafrom? Me: Brsbn Them: Sorry? Me: Like "prison", but with a "b" 020
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I remember when you could search "Lyle Shelton Proud Boys bowls club" and the search engine would deliver the image you were looking for. That was before AI made everything better. 000
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just hacked into the Signals Directorate, but it's not a crime because I used a computer to do it. 031
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you towing a caravan up the Hume out of Melb on Grand Final Thursday night, you are a) mentally deficient b) certifiable c) a public health menace d) all of the above e) any 2 of the 1st 3 000
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Is The Footy Show still going, or did they run out of cokeheads, racists, misogynists, and homophobes to host it? 130
Reposted by ClaytonClentdisgraced wellness blogger @dryobbo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Captain Feathers V’Landys clearly lost Six N Out’s number huh 231
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Shoutout to the Lions supporter flying MCY-MEL via Sydders 000
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026In retrospect, it was probably a mistake to use Bradman9994 as Medicare's password. 010
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I wonder how the AI social licence process is going in Australia today 011
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Who amongst us hasn't mistakenly emailed the internal list of 100 investment banking deal targets and IPO candidates to clients? 001
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Betting the Swans players are dying to hear what the dickheads have to say for themselves. 000
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Asking Meta Muse to shop around for the best deal on neo-nazi membership fees. 010
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026QAN announcing non-stop SYD-NYC from 2028. Am guessing they'll wait till mid-Nov to start. 000
ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When a (replies blocked) news article says "shot to fame", I immediately think "Tyler Robinson" 010
Reposted by ClaytonClentAdam @kels316.bsky.social · 23/09/2026that's a shame he was going so well 191