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Lisa Marie

@lisamarietea.bsky.social
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SF native in NO. I have no difficulty holding both logic and feeling at the same time, and it does not diminish my powers. It expands them. -Lawyer Barbie Talk is cheap and whiskey costs money. - Fr. Gilson LMDB, PI, Esq.

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 10h
Some of us done beeeeeen telling you this. That and you don't end up married to Kimberly Guilfoyle on accident. He's always sucked. Listen to us San Franciscans.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15h
You can lie to yourself every day that this horseshit doesn't make you lazy and stupid, but reality comes at you pretty fast
news.berkeley.edu
Using AI for just 10 minutes erodes your ability to persist at hard things - Berkeley News
A UC Berkeley researcher co-authored a study that raises profound questions about how we interact with artificial intelligence in education — and daily life.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 20h
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 19h
We were literally discussing him in my household last weekend. "I thought he was dead!" "Nope. 86. Still kicking." So I got to send a "well NOW he's dead" text.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 21h
I said recently that the largest fraternity I am aware of is policing. They have blue lives matter protests. They have thin blue line stickers on their cars. That's where the loyalty lies.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 21h
And once we abolish ICE, we need to abolish local police too. BC THEY'RE THE SAME THING. They eat your resources and harm your community too and are outside of every law.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 21h
Thinking of that video of the mayor having to stand between the cops & the students in France bc even the mayor doesn't actually control the police. That's true in America too. I've talked about this many times. Your local police are 100000% complicit with ICE. They ain't arresting them, I promise.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 21h
Y'all, if you don't think cops and ICE aren't *gif*, idk what the fuck to tell you.
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Spider-Man Pointing at Spider-Man Meme
Alt: Spider-Man Pointing at Spider-Man Meme
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22h
"Are my migraines hormonal, or am I thinking too hard about how Peter Thiel has more money than all nurses on Earth combined?" buff.ly/oLdL54C
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Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
“Is my hair thinning, or am I ripping it out because a thirty-four-time convicted, sexually abusive steak salesman with a Hannibal Lecter fetish is five poin...
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lady gaga gave y’all the template for how to respond to this nonsense 15 damn years ago
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dear Dr Pepper, people want mini cans. This is why you're always sold out of mini cans. Make more mini cans please. I am not a crackpot. (Twice, many moons ago, on separate occasions, Costco had cases of mini cans and I wish I'd bought a palette of them.)
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Feeling pretty powerful with Walmart playing danger zone. Gonna get these hurricane snacks.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*dies of jealousy* she's not even coming to NO 😭
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As a motorcycle jacket girl, you should.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A car based society was a mistake. A car based society in New Orleans was a HUGE mistake. None of y'all mfers know how to drive I stfffffg.
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My biggest post ever on the other site was my explaining that when I took a class called Violence and the Family, all of our readings could be summarized with this: “for generations, people endured violence from family members because they had no choice”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ex-wife of Gavin Newsom, future of the Democratic Party
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is one of the reasons I'm so vociferous about these:
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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Keep fighting because you're stubborn. Because fuck them. Keep fighting because you can't sleep or breathe if you don't. Liberation is not the project of a single election cycle, a lifetime, or a generation. Despair and cynicism are intolerable selfishness.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
From my ya novel written by Kate fucking McKinnon I am obsessed with. I immediately screenshot when I came across it:
Footnote 3

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Well, unfortunately, my dearest reader, as one ages and acquires a wider perspective on the history of our funny little species, one sees that the push-pull of peace and war, equanim-ity and insanity, equality and dispar-ity, fairness and greed—it never does stop. The side you agree with will lose, and then it will win, and then it will lose again, and then win again, and on and on. I'm sorry to have to tell you, but this is the way of the world. Like the eternal ocean, the tides never cease. And so the only thing to do is try your best to fight for what you believe in and have a little fun along the way, yes?
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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Full text:
The same two images of a snake covered gate side by side with the text: Sanhedrin 75a: There was an incident involving a certain man who set his eyes upon a certain woman and passion rose in his heart, to the point that he became deathly ill. And they came and asked doctors what was to be done with him. And the doctors said: He will have no cure until she engages in sexual intercourse with him. The Sages said:
Let him die, and she may not engage in sexual intercourse with him. The doctors said: She should at least stand naked before him. The Sages said: Let him die, and she may not stand naked before him. The doctors suggested: The woman should at least converse with him behind a fence in a secluded area, so that he should derive a small amount of pleasure from the encounter. The Sages insisted: Let him die, and she may not converse with him behind a fence.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As a timeline cleanse, these books remain brilliant and heartfelt and I'm so mad at the author for being ridiculously talented. I'll buy them for all your kiddos. Or for you. Bc you should read them too. But especially all my weird never fit in anywhere girls of all ages.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you still have any questions about why women are telling you that 100% of them have experienced some form of sexual assault or abuse or aggression in their lives. It's all day every day. And no one cares.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This was the ideal scenario to be taken seriously. No ambiguity. Stranger attacks in a deserted place. And she still bore the shame of it and simply wanted it to go away. We are conditioned to blame ourselves. Fucking enough.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What, exactly, do we have to do to be treated like people? I'm so tired of my existence being constantly threatened just bc I'm not a man.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is incredible. I tell people that France is the place for me because of the cheese and wine and cigarettes and art and bad attitude but it's also because this kind of behavior is French as hell too.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the speed at which human beings move from "this terrible thing exists" to "everyone just has to learn to live with it" is truly alarming and illuminating. Immediately moving to compliance. Watching this in real time is incredible.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mmmhmmm
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Farewell to Eva Marie Saint, the sharpest and sexiest of the Hitchcock blondes who got to wear one of the best dresses in cinema history
Full shot of Eva Marie Saint in NORTH BY NORTHWEST wearing the red roses dressSide mid shot of Eva Marie Saint in NORTH BY NORTHWEST wearing the red roses dress, sharing a drink with Cary GrantThe open back of the red roses dress
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ngl I fully conflated this with Dennis Farina for a minute and was like wait I thought he was already dead? He was/is. But this story made sense with him too! Maybe even more sense. Anyway. RIP to that guy overpaid by the Aggies. He's one of, like, eight. That school loves burning money.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You know English is an evil language for cite, sight, and site. Heckin rude.
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Ryan Ritter @ndtex.gamin4aven.org · 06/10/2026
Sportscenter
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She's a 10 but she lures sailors to their death with her enchanted song
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can someone bring back celebrity death match just so I can see claymation David Letterman beat the ever loving shit out of Lonnie Donegan?
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also that episode of Daria is top tier. And maybe 100% relatable to my hs experience except my more popular younger sibling was a boy.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Same.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This reffing is asssssss.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The most correct thing Troy has said all night is that we know how to party down here.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I do not think the Saints head coach has the juice, as a casual observer.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gfc it's *tackle* football. Saints.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dear football players: stop hitting the concussed guys on the head. Just don't touch each other's heads. Ever.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tonight we're all Saints fans.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
With alt text. Sorry about posting one without.
yelyahwilliams

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Taking the bait from an inquiring Fox News reporter, a DHS spokesman opined to Donald Trump's preferred network that Hayley Williams of Paramore was being mean to ICE agents.


"America is grateful all the time for our

federal law enforcement officers who

keep us safe," the spokesperson said.

"We suggest Ms. Williams to thank them [sic] for their service, not belittle their sacrifice."


AND MAY I SUGGEST ALL NAZI BITCHES SUCK ON MY FAT DICK
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love her.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lol yeah that's a good one. The best one ever though was when I lived in the Central valley. That place sucks to live but my god is everything grown right there. For cheap. I'd get fresh duck eggs and lettuces and...for nothing.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Which, again, is wild to me bc I've been able to clean and steam an artichoke since I was a tween. I suppose growing up in SF is kinda like growing up in cooking grad school though. You mean you didn't stop at the fried artichoke stand on the way to Carmel?
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love artichokes but this is definitely a raised in California thing bc everyone I have ever dated has been like "wtf. how do those even work?" And they are fascinating. Someone looked at that thistle and was like "yeah, gonna eat that. But just in this specific weird way." This is a great piece.
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