Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 10hSome of us done beeeeeen telling you this. That and you don't end up married to Kimberly Guilfoyle on accident. He's always sucked. Listen to us San Franciscans. 081
Reposted by Lisa MarieCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15hYou can lie to yourself every day that this horseshit doesn't make you lazy and stupid, but reality comes at you pretty fastnews.berkeley.eduUsing AI for just 10 minutes erodes your ability to persist at hard things - Berkeley NewsA UC Berkeley researcher co-authored a study that raises profound questions about how we interact with artificial intelligence in education — and daily life. 11968253
Reposted by Lisa Marieashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 20hif you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time 483947808
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 19hWe were literally discussing him in my household last weekend. "I thought he was dead!" "Nope. 86. Still kicking." So I got to send a "well NOW he's dead" text. 370
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 21hI said recently that the largest fraternity I am aware of is policing. They have blue lives matter protests. They have thin blue line stickers on their cars. That's where the loyalty lies. 120
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 21hAnd once we abolish ICE, we need to abolish local police too. BC THEY'RE THE SAME THING. They eat your resources and harm your community too and are outside of every law. 081
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 21hThinking of that video of the mayor having to stand between the cops & the students in France bc even the mayor doesn't actually control the police. That's true in America too. I've talked about this many times. Your local police are 100000% complicit with ICE. They ain't arresting them, I promise. 250
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 21hY'all, if you don't think cops and ICE aren't *gif*, idk what the fuck to tell you.static.klipy.comSpider-Man Pointing at Spider-Man MemeAlt: Spider-Man Pointing at Spider-Man Meme 1131
Reposted by Lisa MarieMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22h"Are my migraines hormonal, or am I thinking too hard about how Peter Thiel has more money than all nurses on Earth combined?" buff.ly/oLdL54Cbuff.lyIs It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?“Is my hair thinning, or am I ripping it out because a thirty-four-time convicted, sexually abusive steak salesman with a Hannibal Lecter fetish is five poin... 10616200
Reposted by Lisa MarieMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now. 11405053313161
Reposted by Lisa MarieTW @twesq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026lady gaga gave y’all the template for how to respond to this nonsense 15 damn years ago 1508
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Dear Dr Pepper, people want mini cans. This is why you're always sold out of mini cans. Make more mini cans please. I am not a crackpot. (Twice, many moons ago, on separate occasions, Costco had cases of mini cans and I wish I'd bought a palette of them.) 1100
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Feeling pretty powerful with Walmart playing danger zone. Gonna get these hurricane snacks. 040
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026*dies of jealousy* she's not even coming to NO 😭 110
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A car based society was a mistake. A car based society in New Orleans was a HUGE mistake. None of y'all mfers know how to drive I stfffffg. 2180
Reposted by Lisa MarieMspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My biggest post ever on the other site was my explaining that when I took a class called Violence and the Family, all of our readings could be summarized with this: “for generations, people endured violence from family members because they had no choice” 0183
Reposted by Lisa MarieCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ex-wife of Gavin Newsom, future of the Democratic Party 49915
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is one of the reasons I'm so vociferous about these: 020
Reposted by Lisa MarieMartha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Keep fighting because you're stubborn. Because fuck them. Keep fighting because you can't sleep or breathe if you don't. Liberation is not the project of a single election cycle, a lifetime, or a generation. Despair and cynicism are intolerable selfishness. 15211
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026From my ya novel written by Kate fucking McKinnon I am obsessed with. I immediately screenshot when I came across it: 1105
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026As a timeline cleanse, these books remain brilliant and heartfelt and I'm so mad at the author for being ridiculously talented. I'll buy them for all your kiddos. Or for you. Bc you should read them too. But especially all my weird never fit in anywhere girls of all ages. 182
Reposted by Lisa MarieCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If you still have any questions about why women are telling you that 100% of them have experienced some form of sexual assault or abuse or aggression in their lives. It's all day every day. And no one cares. 223542
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This was the ideal scenario to be taken seriously. No ambiguity. Stranger attacks in a deserted place. And she still bore the shame of it and simply wanted it to go away. We are conditioned to blame ourselves. Fucking enough. 0181
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What, exactly, do we have to do to be treated like people? I'm so tired of my existence being constantly threatened just bc I'm not a man. 1429
Reposted by Lisa MarieCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is incredible. I tell people that France is the place for me because of the cheese and wine and cigarettes and art and bad attitude but it's also because this kind of behavior is French as hell too. 1362491
Reposted by Lisa MariePrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the speed at which human beings move from "this terrible thing exists" to "everyone just has to learn to live with it" is truly alarming and illuminating. Immediately moving to compliance. Watching this in real time is incredible. 211401362
Reposted by Lisa MarieThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form. 185110231838
Reposted by Lisa MarieTom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Farewell to Eva Marie Saint, the sharpest and sexiest of the Hitchcock blondes who got to wear one of the best dresses in cinema history 341861330
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ngl I fully conflated this with Dennis Farina for a minute and was like wait I thought he was already dead? He was/is. But this story made sense with him too! Maybe even more sense. Anyway. RIP to that guy overpaid by the Aggies. He's one of, like, eight. That school loves burning money. 050
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You know English is an evil language for cite, sight, and site. Heckin rude. 250
Reposted by Lisa MarieViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026She's a 10 but she lures sailors to their death with her enchanted song 17510112
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Can someone bring back celebrity death match just so I can see claymation David Letterman beat the ever loving shit out of Lonnie Donegan? 120
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Also that episode of Daria is top tier. And maybe 100% relatable to my hs experience except my more popular younger sibling was a boy. 020
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The most correct thing Troy has said all night is that we know how to party down here. 020
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I do not think the Saints head coach has the juice, as a casual observer. 3120
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Dear football players: stop hitting the concussed guys on the head. Just don't touch each other's heads. Ever. 160
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Lol yeah that's a good one. The best one ever though was when I lived in the Central valley. That place sucks to live but my god is everything grown right there. For cheap. I'd get fresh duck eggs and lettuces and...for nothing. 120
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Which, again, is wild to me bc I've been able to clean and steam an artichoke since I was a tween. I suppose growing up in SF is kinda like growing up in cooking grad school though. You mean you didn't stop at the fried artichoke stand on the way to Carmel? 520
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I love artichokes but this is definitely a raised in California thing bc everyone I have ever dated has been like "wtf. how do those even work?" And they are fascinating. Someone looked at that thistle and was like "yeah, gonna eat that. But just in this specific weird way." This is a great piece. 391