lisadancefit.bsky.social @lisadancefit.bsky.social · 08/08/2025If anyone is looking to scratch a high school/early college music nostalgia itch, I just realized the Cartel (Chroma 20 year anniversary tour) I bought a ticket to is a date that my family and I will be out of town. It’s October 4th. 010
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/06/2025It is Father’s Day so it’s time for me to tell a few stories about my dad 132208
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Sister complained “I blame you for this big ribcage” one day and dad shot back “McDonalds gave you that big ribcage, don’t bring me into this” 11752
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 02/06/2025How long do you think he waited before doing a bump off it 1531710
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 01/06/2025I was not prepared for how unhinged kids content is. Like Elmo is dressed as Indiana Jones….but he’s also a chef…chasing a nose….to an avocado tree? All to teach the number seven? David Lynch would be proud. 75102329
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialcam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 16/05/2025You are angry with me on the internet. I am explaining this to you from my bathtub. We are not the same. 131
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialcam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Dude came into the bathroom at work, stood in front of the urinal for 30 seconds, then sighed and said “okay I tried” and walked out. 031
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialPunk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Remembering Adam Yauch aka MCA August 5, 1964 - May 4, 2012 Beastie Boys HD : Sabotage ( David Letterman ) - 1994 #hardcorepunk #hiphop #mca #adamyauch #beastieboys #history #punkrockhistory #otd 963890713
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialJosh Furlong @jfur.ksl.com · 27/04/2025Caleb Lohner told the Broncos a switch was "one of the best decisions I've ever made." "I couldn't be more grateful for all the schools that I was at, but especially the University of Utah, their football program, the Whittinghams — coach Kyle and coach Freddie Whittingham." 0202
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialJane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Nothing is more interesting to my dog than a person in the bathroom. What are they doing? Why can’t I come in? What’s going on? So many mysteries. 132045
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Opening Bloomberg.com right now 623394292
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Imagine you’re stuck in space and the president has put this guy in charge of getting you home safely 933228
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Imagine telling them “this will be a musical someday” 126920
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/02/2025Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell theonion.com/tenth-c... 14295851595
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 23/02/2025you can tell the people trying to gut the government have never had a real job because they landed on "one micromanaging email" as the thing that would break regular people 201003152
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 23/02/2025His will and testament I imagine 23267
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialeve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Remember to have love in your heart and listen to at least one CD today 981747131
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/02/2025Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond 4299346810
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/02/2025Anti-Aging Millionaire Announces He Has Put In Purple Contact Lenses theonion.com/anti-aging-m... 582568103
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/02/2025at last a perfect football team 3266132
lisadancefit.bsky.social @lisadancefit.bsky.social · 11/02/2025My wife got the kids a Valentine’s Day book. I love her. 230
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Spirit airlines is gonna be like “bringing a weapon onboard is $50 extra” 1444725
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Setting course 2569984
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialcam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Remember “The Bull” from Alpha Con? He just plead guilty to a $20M investment scam. www.sltrib.com/news/busines... 8383
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialJane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 25/01/2025My eye doctor told me I have the retinas of a teenager and complimented me on my incredible eye health, the haters are in shambles 192392
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialDavid Marshall @illdave.bsky.social · 23/01/2025You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles. 328162922536
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Stop being ableist. You can be autistic AND a N*zi 1291997
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialJane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 21/01/2025If Notre Dame wins this game they'll turn it into weird lore, if Ohio State wins this game some of the worst people on earth will be momentarily happy before they are reminded that they couldn't score 14 points against a 6-5 team with a QB made of potato. 2946733
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialMark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Just have to say that the $Trump meme coin is a gift to all of us who are not fans of his. It’s just a matter of time until a lot of people lose money from this. I’m a crypto fan. This is not crypto any more than Madoff was just buying and selling shares of stock 29638419510206
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Happy Inauguration Day 136035
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialLiz @lizlloyd.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Situation unfolding at the park 7281
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialLiz @lizlloyd.bsky.social · 19/01/2025My dad is at the Huntsman and also had a quadruple bypass last spring 😂 2101
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialLiz @lizlloyd.bsky.social · 19/01/2025I do hope the basketball team shoots free throws this week until their hands bleed. 281
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialPeace, Love, & Utes @peaceloveutes.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Utah Football BYU Basketball 🤝 "Most talented roster ever" lost to rival by 1 1211
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 14/01/2025The funniest part of SILO is how Common delivers every line in the exact same tone, which I can best describe as that of a middle school gym teacher telling a room full of kids to shut the hell up unless they want detention 72163574
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialDana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Is Carrie Underwood gonna sing ‘Before He Cheats’ at the inauguration or nah? 794209732515
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialeve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 14/01/2025As soon as we have another hit I'm gonna give all our followers .0003 cents 5197713
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Dalton Kincaid is running go routes clean on you, go home 319715
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 12/01/2025How else are you supposed to read???? 1227512
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Me when the zoom camera is off 34144376
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialBrett Kollmann @brettkollmann.bsky.social · 13/01/2025AJ Brown reading motivational self help books on the bench during a game they are winning but he only has one catch is quite possibly the most wide receiver thing I've ever seen. 20112985
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialeve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 11/01/2025A revolving door of unpaid interns 235588
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/01/2025Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside theonion.com/kohler-...theonion.comKohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already InsideKOHLER, WI—To address a situation the plumbing-fixture company described as embarrassing for everyone involved, Kohler issued a recall Tuesday of 30,000 bathtubs it had shipped with a nude man already inside. “Due to a mix-up at our manufacturing plant, thousands of our freestanding claw-foot bathtubs were mistakenly sent out with a sudsy naked man pre-installed,” […] 592316136
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/01/2025just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that 376155761411
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialJonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 12/01/20254 triple a batteries. I think 1595438545
Reposted by @lisadancefit.bsky.socialRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 12/01/2025over 300 yards allowed in the first half of a playoff game would send me into an existential crisis, from which I would emerge having created some stunning sculpture work 81875
