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lisadancefit.bsky.social @lisadancefit.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
If anyone is looking to scratch a high school/early college music nostalgia itch, I just realized the Cartel (Chroma 20 year anniversary tour) I bought a ticket to is a date that my family and I will be out of town. It’s October 4th.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
It is Father’s Day so it’s time for me to tell a few stories about my dad
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Sister complained “I blame you for this big ribcage” one day and dad shot back “McDonalds gave you that big ribcage, don’t bring me into this”
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
How long do you think he waited before doing a bump off it
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I was not prepared for how unhinged kids content is. Like Elmo is dressed as Indiana Jones….but he’s also a chef…chasing a nose….to an avocado tree? All to teach the number seven? David Lynch would be proud.
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
You are angry with me on the internet. I am explaining this to you from my bathtub. We are not the same.
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Dude came into the bathroom at work, stood in front of the urinal for 30 seconds, then sighed and said “okay I tried” and walked out.
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lisadancefit.bsky.social @lisadancefit.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I was at Levi’s for the UW game the year prior and that’s where I came to the same conclusion and it’s been great (albeit sad) for me to hit that same place.
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Remembering Adam Yauch aka MCA August 5, 1964 - May 4, 2012 Beastie Boys HD : Sabotage ( David Letterman ) - 1994 #hardcorepunk #hiphop #mca #adamyauch #beastieboys #history #punkrockhistory #otd
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Josh Furlong @jfur.ksl.com · 27/04/2025
Caleb Lohner told the Broncos a switch was "one of the best decisions I've ever made." "I couldn't be more grateful for all the schools that I was at, but especially the University of Utah, their football program, the Whittinghams — coach Kyle and coach Freddie Whittingham."
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Nothing is more interesting to my dog than a person in the bathroom. What are they doing? Why can’t I come in? What’s going on? So many mysteries.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Opening Bloomberg.com right now
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Imagine you’re stuck in space and the president has put this guy in charge of getting you home safely
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
💀💀💀💀💀💀
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lisadancefit.bsky.social @lisadancefit.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Red Rising series if you haven’t read it yet. You’re welcome
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Imagine telling them “this will be a musical someday”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/02/2025
Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell theonion.com/tenth-c...
Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
you can tell the people trying to gut the government have never had a real job because they landed on "one micromanaging email" as the thing that would break regular people
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
His will and testament I imagine
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Remember to have love in your heart and listen to at least one CD today
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/02/2025
Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond
Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/02/2025
Anti-Aging Millionaire Announces He Has Put In Purple Contact Lenses theonion.com/anti-aging-m...
Anti-Aging Millionaire Announces He Has Put In Purple Contact Lenses
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
at last a perfect football team
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lisadancefit.bsky.social @lisadancefit.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
We also have The Wonky Donkey and it’s awesome!
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lisadancefit.bsky.social @lisadancefit.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I belly-laughed a bunch reading it. It’s really good.
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lisadancefit.bsky.social @lisadancefit.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
We’re easing her into those. She likes the Dark Matter series though!
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lisadancefit.bsky.social @lisadancefit.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
My wife got the kids a Valentine’s Day book. I love her.
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lisadancefit.bsky.social @lisadancefit.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Oh thank heavens! Kid is now 22 months old and is still a true snoozer. Real sleepers know!
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lisadancefit.bsky.social @lisadancefit.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Does Cujo have eyes? Asking for me.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Spirit airlines is gonna be like “bringing a weapon onboard is $50 extra”
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Setting course
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lisadancefit.bsky.social @lisadancefit.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Football players of the early 2000’s do too.
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Remember “The Bull” from Alpha Con? He just plead guilty to a $20M investment scam. www.sltrib.com/news/busines...
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lisadancefit.bsky.social @lisadancefit.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Been doing it for years
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lisadancefit.bsky.social @lisadancefit.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Real eaters know
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
My eye doctor told me I have the retinas of a teenager and complimented me on my incredible eye health, the haters are in shambles
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David Marshall @illdave.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Stop being ableist. You can be autistic AND a N*zi
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
If Notre Dame wins this game they'll turn it into weird lore, if Ohio State wins this game some of the worst people on earth will be momentarily happy before they are reminded that they couldn't score 14 points against a 6-5 team with a QB made of potato.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Just have to say that the $Trump meme coin is a gift to all of us who are not fans of his. It’s just a matter of time until a lot of people lose money from this. I’m a crypto fan. This is not crypto any more than Madoff was just buying and selling shares of stock
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Happy Inauguration Day
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lisadancefit.bsky.social @lisadancefit.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
WE DON’T EVEN HAVE TEA HERE DO WE?!
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Liz @lizlloyd.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Situation unfolding at the park
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Liz @lizlloyd.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
My dad is at the Huntsman and also had a quadruple bypass last spring 😂
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Liz @lizlloyd.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I do hope the basketball team shoots free throws this week until their hands bleed.
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Peace, Love, & Utes @peaceloveutes.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Utah Football BYU Basketball 🤝 "Most talented roster ever" lost to rival by 1
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
The funniest part of SILO is how Common delivers every line in the exact same tone, which I can best describe as that of a middle school gym teacher telling a room full of kids to shut the hell up unless they want detention
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Dana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Is Carrie Underwood gonna sing ‘Before He Cheats’ at the inauguration or nah?
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 14/01/2025
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