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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Trusted a fart too much. Good Wednesday morning to you.

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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Drunk Lindsey is dead. Long live Sober Lindsey.

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[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

You were drunk in 1983? Seems like a problem. (Congrats!)

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Everyone wish Sober Lindsey a very happy birthday today - she's SEVEN! 🎉 (RIP Drunk Lindsey 1983-2019 🪦)

A sobriety milestone graphic on a dark teal background. At the top in light gray text: "I've been alcohol free for." Centered on the screen is a large white circle with a soft blue outer ring, displaying the number 7 in large thin text above the word "years" in blue.

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I should be sad that tonight is the anniversary of the epic saga that was Dumpster Night. And I'm not. Not even a little bit. 🩷 Still sober. Still loved.

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Came to play volleyball with my 8 year old niece. I hurt my back on the very first dig and humbled myself.

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ACLU of Kansas @aclukansas.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

We're looking for passionate and innovative Development Interns to support our grassroots fundraising efforts! Apply today at aclukansas.org/jobs.

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 27/06/2026

it’s really funny that democrats are like “no fair, these guys operate like a real political party”

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I'll be so stoked when my dad can drive himself and I don't have to chauffeur him in his Durango. It's like parking a short bus.

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Onyx @advantage87.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

asking if we want stickers like the answer was ever gonna be no

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Today is the dayyyyyyyyyy! (I make a phone call.) 💪🏼

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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

💥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Oh noooooo... The rain gave me the morbs. 🥲

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Today is better. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I'm not rekindling shit with family that harmed me growing up. They can rot.

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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is 'never let a man only known for bankruptcy and pedophilia negotiate terms'!"

Image is Vizzini from the film 'The Princess Bride' laughing

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I cannot let My Jan down. 🥹🩷 (Dave's mom declared her public Facebook love for me today. YOU CAN'T TELL ME SHIT TODAY! 💪🏼)

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

youre not going to believe this but the dumb assholes we put in charge have fucked everything up

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The silver lining to war is Korean fried chicken.

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

🆘 I have misplaced my purse tweezers. 😭

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

My life was ruined by a tire last night. I survived, but I did cry and cuss a lot.

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Bored at PT with The CSM... Entertain me? You don't want to pay attention to that meeting! Doomscroll instead!

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

If you want fun mail, DM me your address! 💌📬🩷🎉

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

TRUMP: WE'RE STOPPING DRUGS AT THE BORDER SO WE CAN SELL IT TO YOU AT THE GAS STATION

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I shared this on FB too and a girl I grew up with commented, "wow." That's it. Girl, is this a "wow, I can't believe you're being this vulnerable on main" or a "woooowwwwww, you're absolutely crazy?" She hasn't responded to my comment, "is this a good wow or a bad wow?"

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

👀 I took a 3-hour nap... What do the night owls have for me? 🦉

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Snuggled a little 18mo old Buddhist baby for an hour. Life feels a little better covered in baby snot.

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

This is the least surprising thing I've heard about this dumbass event.

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Not me crying because a lady with a shaved head walked by and looked like (dead) Melanie for a split second. Grief is stupid sometimes.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/06/2026

i really, truly, find this offensive

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Facebook memories are WILD. 🤣 Did I really make her cry? 🤔😹

Screenshot of an old Facebook message from someone named Zac, whose last name is scribbled out in bright pink. The message begins, “Hi I’m a friend of Jill…” and goes on to scold the recipient for being mean, invoke Jesus and “WWJD,” and tell them to “get over it.” At the bottom of the screenshot is Facebook's notice: “You can no longer message Zac,” also partially covered in pink marker. The combination of the self-righteous message and the inability to reply gives the image strong “throws a tomato and immediately runs away” energy.

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Why is the thumbs up emoji so AGGRESSIVE? 😭

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Does anyone want a pen pal? I've got Betty White stamps burning a hole in my pocket.

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

You know it's a good therapy session when you're still shook 12hrs later. Lots of mother wound processing. Fun times! 😭🙃 If Ray's new wife thought I took a long time to get over their affair, then she'd be so mad at how long it's taking me to get over my mother. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Apples, oranges. Don't care.

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

AND THEN THEY CALLED ME THIS MORNING. 🙃🙃🙃

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

There is a whole ass hole in the butthole of these leggings. 🥲 God, why did you have to give me this dump truck of an ass?

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Please know that I snitch tagged the Topeka VA on Facebook and their social media team responded within MINUTES and I immediately felt bad for typing it out. But I did ask them to paint the walls anything other than turd brown. 🙃

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Lindsey @lindseylou1983.bsky.social · 11/06/2026