Sign in

Ruth

@limeytart.bsky.social
733 followers 1.2K following 446 posts

Snark. Books. TV. All of the Sports. Yarn. Embroidery Thread. Birds. Perpetually exhausted. Bob’s Burgers Buff. One-time Jeopardy! loser 🇬🇧🤘🏽

PostsRepliesMedia
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am not voting for any Democratic POTUS candidate that does not have a plan to bring these people back here and grant them permanent residency.
010 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The toe placement holy shit
000 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pablo Torre is just an absolute phenom.
000 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We got a drone delivery today! It was loud, kind of terrifying and dropped the package in the wrong yard. (Also, the box in side the delivery box was approximately 1x2x4 inches.)
010 0
Reposted by Ruth
burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
if spain holds on lamal gets to drown messi in a bathtub it’s only fair
538545 0
Reposted by Ruth
Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
FUCK OFF FERNANDEZ FUCK OFF FOREVER
2752630 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This whole thing should have been Animal and Janice
000 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is a complete shitshow.
010 0
Reposted by Ruth
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 19/07/2026
KING HENRY V I tell thee truly, herald, I know not if the day be ours or no, For yet a many of your horsemen peer And gallop o’er the field. MONTJOY The day is yours.
13472103 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Love it- an England win and Mbappe now has two on Messi for the boot.
011 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Has anyone (politician) been vocal about going to get these people who’ve been deported to third party countries if this country can be wrested from Republican control?
020 0
Reposted by Ruth
Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Deschambles
1523132 0
Reposted by Ruth
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A young, smiling Paul McCartney with text that reads “is your name Jude because hey”
011 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A young, smiling Paul McCartney with text that reads “is your name Jude because hey”
011 0
Reposted by Ruth
Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 10/07/2026
If this isn't about Willy and a gang of pissed off orcas sinking billionaire yachts, I don't want it.
17774209 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is because I live in this shithole of Texas, yeah?
Pop up that reads “Hey there! You are accessing Bluesky from a region that legally requires us to verify your age before allowing you to access the app.” Then it give options to update your birthday or follow process to verify your age.
000 0
Reposted by Ruth
Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We’ve entered the period of the evening when I can’t tell whether the “it’s all over now” vagueposts are about Platner, the USMNT or McConnell.
845029773 0
Reposted by Ruth
Freezing Cold Takes @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
323448 0
Reposted by Ruth
No Purpose Flour @hodgepodge.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mexico played a Florida-ass World Cup. Never left the state, lost the first game they played against real competition.
1048868 0
Reposted by Ruth
Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 06/07/2026
Oh man, putting England and Norway, our palest countries, in Miami in July feels like a cruel prank
224627567 0
Reposted by Ruth
Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Germany running into the Netherlands at the airport
258694 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
When Kid1 and I rushed him to the emergency vet the day we found him in the road, we had to give him a name when they were admitting him. He looked like a drowned baby bat at that point, so we called him Batman. He has assumed the mantle. (While on the mantel.) #caturday #catsignal
Shark (aka Charcuterie Board), a medium sized black cat, sits on a mantel in front of a brick wall. He is lit from underneath by a lamp, casting a cat head shadow on the ceiling, making it look as though he is casting a “Cat Signal.”
0110 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Nicely done, Türkiye
010 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Had to come to downtown Dallas so the 17 year old could see a concert. Dropped her off and wandered over to a sports bar by the AAC (our NHL/NBA) arena. It was empty when I got there but started to fill with England and Croatia fans just before the Arg/Alg match started.
100 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Pass.
020 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I love this for Logan Stankoven so much.
110 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Imagine getting rid of Jalen Brunson and Luka Dončić. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
010 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I am so happy for Jalen Brunson. I hope James Dolan DIAF
000 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Oh I felt so bad this poor guy got inadvertently booed the other night. I’m so glad he’s back. He’s great.
000 0
Reposted by Ruth
BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Nancy Mace 🤝 Riley Gaines Trans obsessed conservative women who placed 5th
535157887 0
Reposted by Ruth
Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“Perps name is Donny T, goes by John Barron on the dark web. Real sex pervert, walks in on underage girls, sticks his hands in privates, total groper. My source says he hangs out at MSG.”
static.klipy.com
Ice T as Sergeant Tutuola's Doubting Glare
ALT: Ice T as Sergeant Tutuola's Doubting Glare
81993336 0
Reposted by Ruth
Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building
6478401526 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
NOT JALEN
000 0
Reposted by Ruth
Anil Dash @anildash.com · 09/06/2026
We get the arena feed, not the broadcast, so you can really feel the vibes in the Garden, and hoo boy they booed louder for Trump than for the Spurs
751458 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Pretty sure this crowd booed him harder than they did any of the Spurs 💀
080 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Solid work, MSG.
030 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Fried dough.
010 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Co-sign
000 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hank is so beautiful and Gretzky looks like he’s melting
000 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Ooof, looks like that went off his pad?
000 0
Reposted by Ruth
Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/05/2026
the fuck it will
A white man in a business suit pointing a handgun at an open laptop
13210677162 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
They’re gonna hire Doc Rivers, aren’t they 😭
000 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Masai Ujiri, huh.
000 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This is how my boys Monty (Monterey Jack - grey and white tabby) and Shark (Charcuterie Board - void) love to sleep: stacked, in the cat carrier #Caturday
Two cats, one grey and white tabby (Monterey Jack aka Monty) asleep with a black cat (Charcuterie Board aka Shark) asleep on top of him.
030 0
Reposted by Ruth
phylan @phylan.website · 26/04/2026
I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing
53380779 0
Reposted by Ruth
Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
“Please sir, I’m the FBI director and you’ve GOT to let me get this correspondent to safety!”
Billy Zane with a kidnapped white child in TITANIC
112038244 0
Ruth @limeytart.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
God damn this place is so funny.
000 0
Reposted by Ruth
21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.
195222073258 0
Reposted by Ruth
🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire
2750991096 0
Reposted by Ruth
da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 26/04/2026
if he's not dead, then put the basketball game back on
141499167 0