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Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had a conversation with a classmate in a junior college business class where we talked about out what our majors were going to be in university. I told her I was doing computer science, and she told me I should just do business like her so I can be the boss of all the other nerds.
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dennis Haskins 1950-2026 RIP
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Witches Sabbath under the Walnut Tree — Giuseppe Pietro Bagetti, 1822-6
Painting of concentric circles of people dancing around on a tree alone in tree in the clearing the people are tiny were seeing this from above and ways off hovering above the flow on a tree is something that looks like a chandelier these Circles of lights going up to this flying figure at the top that might be a witch or a devil or something
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
quit crying asshole
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Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
All these famous old people i like keep dying at 80, and somehow my evil grandma is still alive and almost 100.
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Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A 54 year old man like Reggie Watts should not still be doing tons of drugs and staying out all night. I don't trust anyone who never grew out of that shit.
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Be a Laurie. I think Laurie is probably sleeping pretty dang well at night
As the flight neared final boarding, another ICE officer accused Laurie of interfering with the operation and pressed her to help locate the passenger. Laurie declined to say whether the woman was on the flight's passenger list and told the officer he would need to contact the airline's corporate security department for information. "You're going to need a subpoena," she said. No arrests were made at the gate that day.

The next day, the passenger called her.
She had made it home. And she was with her child.
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*Wagging bag of my wife RXs in front of self-checkout camera and smiling insanely* I ALREADY PAID FOR THESE DICKHEAD
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Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
One of the smartest and nicest things my boomer mom has ever done is sell her massive collections of coins, currency, medals, stamps, and art before she dies so my siblings and I don't have to.
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No Context GameCenter CX 🕹️ @nocontextgccx.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
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Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Bug Mane directing a Chat Pile video is an intersection of things I like that I did not expect in a million years.
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Jeremy Glover @jgrantglover.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Just listened to Susana Mendoza taking caller questions on In The Loop. Somebody asked about traffic congestion and the first thing she did was blame bike lanes. The second was to blame crime on CTA, as opposed to bad service. Disqualifying.
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Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Not enough Mastercard logos at the All Star Game. We need more Mastercard logos!
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Don Hughes @donaldhughes.ca · 13/07/2026
Solidarity with Iran as they face further American attacks.
The flags of Canada and Iran flying in the breeze. They look beautiful.
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Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Happy day 1 of the World Series Stickball tournament to my fellow stickheads. www.youtube.com/@mbciworldse...
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MBCI World Series Stickball
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Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
While I was leaving the Target on Belmont I accidentally kicked a rat that was coming into the store. He looked back at me and just continued on his way. He must have had some shopping to do. Sorry, little bud.
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Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Congratulations to the Sooners. I miss going to OU games on dollar hot dog night and eating like a wiener king for $5.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Listen, I was born poor and rural. My high school mascot was a literal hillbilly. I understand white trash culture. I can say with complete confidence that this is white trash culture. 
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
the last big boy
a shitty drawing of a bob's big boy sticking out of a dune, cracked and chipped, with clouds and buildings off in the distance behind it, with a caption saying "the last Bob's Big Boy at the end of the world offering up his burger to a dead and empty sky"
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
illustration, micombasic, magazine (1985) archive.org/details/mico...
a small cross looking ghost and a skeleton, holding a sword, side by side.
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Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My dad is living his best life this morning.
Text message reading "Go to the gravy restaurant for breakfast. They have over 50 different kinds of gravy, there"
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Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It's harder to keep score now, and I have to leave work earlier if I want to beat the post Cubs day game train traffic.
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Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Nick Wiger from the podcast Doughboys is a Drake Hotling Bling style meme. There is a picture of straight-faced Wiger nest to the words "Listening to Doughboys while I watch Doughboys" Then there is a picture of laughing Wiger next to the words "Half-listening to Doughboys while I do literally anything else"
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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Pope Leo XIV gifted Marco Rubio a plant of peace. In return, Marco Rubio gave the pope a crystal football. The pope’s response? “Wow. Okay.”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/04/2026
we all have our vices and i'm a hypocrite for judging them like this but "bringing back smoking" is an idea periodically floated by the dumbest people alive whose only real belief is edgelordism. i am totally unwilling to hedge on or reconsider this opinion
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Shawn "Smith" Peirce @silversmith1.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
@chrislhayes.bsky.social ICYMI, a piece that reminded me of Twilight Of The Elites, for obvious reasons. "a world with universal basic income is more meritocratic than a world without one" www.scottsantens.com/the-angine-d...
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The Angine de Poitrine Argument for UBI
Why Angine de Poitrine's viral microtonal math rock KEXP session, Ireland's permanent basic income for artists, and Albert Einstein are three sides of the same human triangle Two guys in papier-mâc...
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Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
As someone with four names it's literally impossible for me to ever be a mass shooter or serial killer.
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
One of my favorite 21st century niche online idiosyncrasies is when a mass shooter’s name is released and conservatives discover the concept of middle names
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Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
They're calling him the most unkillable president of all time.
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Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I know a couple of other people who have had to do something like this to go rescue a loved one who was released by ICE in the middle of nowhere. Someday when this is over there are going to be so many stories like this.
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Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I'm not usually a "back in my day X was better" person, but I graduated in 2000 and I'm thankful I was able to complete my K-12 schooling without a single mass shooter drill.
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Nick TP @nixotalkspoli.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Big bright orange lettering in a vaguely graffiti/marker style with big black drop shadow reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’. At the bottom in front of the lettering is a small cartoon turtle with a little hourglass on its back.
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Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Top of the 0th! Let's go Cubbies!
0th inning, Cubs and Mets tied at 0
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Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
My equally good picture of the same view from the ground today.
A view of 875 N Michigan Ave in Chicago on a foggy day.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
How it feels to make a joke with the boys about how of course an orange man hates the pope
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
FANTASY/SKEL.GIF
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/04/2026
this is the ceasefire agreement that trump agreed to, which to me looks like an insane strategic defeat for the US
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Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
He pulled back as he always does, but the motherfucker still needs to be removed from power IMMEDIATELY. We can't keep doing this shit.
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is real
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
sorry if this seems harsh but I don't think the president should be allowed to post "a whole civilization will die tonight" and still be president
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Been rewatching Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (2008-9) and it's interesting from a 2026 perspective to watch a show where the premise is just "let's go find everyone making AI and assassinate them"
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Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I saw Kim Gordon last year, and it one of the best shows I've seen in a long time. Her solo work rules and she's still so fucking cool.
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Fake Muppet Show Guests @fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Big Boss!
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Lightsabermetrics @lightsabermetrics.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It sucks when you start a job and you're the second person with your name. You have to work extra hard so you don't become "The bad Kevin" or "Shitty Steve".
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/03/2026
MASSIVE WIN: no one wants to live in the united states anymore
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