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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen]

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Nathan for ME? Politically asthmatic D.C. Separatist My dreams oft involve tornados

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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 4h
May Billy Evans and Elizabeth Holmes’s kind of love never find me.
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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 12h
I mean, he’s got the caterpillars, but that’s about it.
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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 12h
Like, don’t get me wrong I think unironic Stalin stans are lower than dirt, but I can kinda get it. He’s more iconic, and it’s edgy, shocking, to defend him. It’ll piss people off—justifiably so, but that doesn’t matter to our edgy contrarian here. But Brezhnev?
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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 12h
Sometimes I wonder if there are any Brezhnev stans.
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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
all the people who are like "the middle class was better off in the 1950s" have not reckoned with the census data that says 33% of American households used chamber pots in 1950.
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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Commander was probably right to bite those guys
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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Probably won’t make it again, but I don’t think I great having made it.
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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So I genuinely have no idea if I dislike pork heart or not.
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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not everyone’s put off by that.
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פינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Are there ways to be discriminatory against asexuality? Yes. Is there a law in Niger that discriminates against asexuals? Also yes. Is there any indication (... as in even using the same vocabulary) that Niger legislators see the connection? No
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OldRedInk @oldredink.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
yeah it's interesting how Qanon and the like want to make it about babies when actual Epstein-style pedophilia mostly involves teenage girls like it always makes me suspect that the people spreading these theories just think that raping a 14 year isn't that big of a deal
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Andy in ATL @4letterword4nerd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Races where your vote has maximum impact.
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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Okay, has everyone just agreed to use “SC” to mean “screenshot” for some godforsaken reason behind my back?
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Jenny Chase @solarchase.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
13. Europeans shouldn't feel guilty about using electricity for airconditioning (or reversible heatpumps), it already mostly comes from the sun, especially if you pre-cool. This is good news for hot countries as well. Heat is deadly.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/10/2026
Related to this…if you or someone you love has a podcast with listeners who might be sympathetic to my plight…
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
When people complain about the DC metro it makes me wonder if they've ever been to another American city
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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you. can't. purge. an. ethnic. group. ever. that means /ever./ it doesn't matter if 51%, 5%, or 102% of them are terrible people in your opinion
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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Unfortunately I have now forgotten exactly what Mr. Rogers did, but I think it involves abandoning our community (which community? Who knows) and shutting down childcare just because of a tiny little severe tornado outbreak.
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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think there should be more call-outs for things celebrities did in people’s dreams.
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Soldier F is David Cleary"
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Save Standard Time @savestandard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Truth! #DitchDST
Still from the 1970s “Wonder Woman” TV show. Our hero’s eyes are wide, her mouth slightly smiles, she holds a raised finger. Caption: “Daylight Saving Time is a trick to make you set your alarm an hour earlier than Standard Time. You can do that on your own without changing the clock.”
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jdm @jdm0079.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’d definitely say the Onion was better when it wasn’t just a transcript of Ben Collins’s internal monologue while he scrolled through Bluesky
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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Or at least the converse. DVRNMW I guess. Maybe VARNMW? Still workshopping it.
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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On their way to reinventing VBNMW from first principles.
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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think that might be more than 5 words.
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am hearing now that on her deathbed Queen Elizabeth received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada… Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad (PBUH) is his prophet!
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 07/10/2026
Sending love and support to everyone for whom today is a very hard day. You don’t owe anyone a public performance of grief or some “correct” response, you only owe yourself the kindness and support and care that will get you through the day.
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fun fact: if you write for The Onion, they keep you in a room with no windows, chained to a radiator. You’re not allowed any access to news. All you’re shown is a scrolling LED sign that says “Dems are big stupid losers.” if you write anything besides that they revoke your bathroom privileges.
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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It seems like a lot of restorative justice concepts can be really useful when they’re an option a victim can choose, but completely fall flat if there’s social (or institutional) pressure for victims to engage in it.
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state song thread guy @statesongxprt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unfortunately, I think we need to give up on the idea that there's One Neat Trick (tm) that can prevent a liberal democracy from falling to fascism
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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Quote repost with a photo from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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Save Standard Time @savestandard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There’s no reason to set clocks nearly an hour and a half faster than the sun.
Title reads “Standard Time is closer to nature”. Three clocks are shown, one for Orlando mean solar time (set to 12:00), one for Eastern Standard Time (set to 12:25), one for Eastern Daylight Time (set to 1:25). Subtitle reads “Alignment to solar time naturally benefits health, safety, education, economy.”
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Bellingcat @bellingcat.com · 05/10/2026
We are aware of an individual using a UK number on Telegram and WhatsApp under the name “Antony Kevin” to seek assistance recruiting journalists and analysts working on Syria. They claim to work for Bellingcat, but do not. Please disregard requests from them and contact [contact@bellingcat.com].
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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lefty english gentiles can of course attempt to practice what they preach on jewishness and zionism by removing themselves from literally any communal space where they may encounter someone who supports nigel farage
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A Christian Resistance @xianresistance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tom Morello brags about not voting for Kamala Harris, or any other Democratic candidate (meaning he never voted for Biden, Hillary C, Obama, Kerry, Gore, or Bill C). He's a self-righteous hypocrite & a multi-millionaire who hasn't suffered under trump at all. Look at these contradictory statements:
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I cannot help but notice that leftist groups do not, for the most part, demand that all lefty Catholics only attend churches that dissent from the teachings of the Church hierarchy on abortion and queer rights. They broadly understand that sometimes one has a cultural link to people with bad views.
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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No one actually lives on the west coast. Not many people know this.
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mira ☁️ | firmament @konkondragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
terrorism apologia on linkedin???? LINKEDIN????
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 01/10/2026
Hey all, an Israeli friend of mine just asked me to promote this fundraiser that supports protective presence against settler terror. All the money goes directly to supporting Palestinian families. www.drove.com/campaign/6ab...
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Keep Settler Terror Outside the Fence
In the occupied West Bank, violent settler militias attack Palestinian families almost every night. As the violence continues to escalate, we need to take our protection efforts one step further. Alon...
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 02/10/2026
This thread makes some excellent points but I’m also just going to say very succinctly that if antisemitism isn’t systemic then why is Christmas a national holiday that nearly everyone has off while Jews have to fight to get our holy days off work and often have to use vacation days to do it?
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
also depressing how few reviewers seem to have remarked on this section, which is so colossally wrong (and antisemitic) that it should call into question every other claim in the book
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My modest proposal as a regular visitor to the United States: if you want to improve the arrival experience, consider having as many as three booths open at the same time.
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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The pilot who was stabbed unlocked the doors. Before that it was only the pilot and co-pilot.
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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Sumerians probably traded with the Indus Valley Civilization. Someone in Viking-era Sweden had a Buddha statue from 6th century Pakistan!
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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Burmese king gifted Greek acrobats to the emperor of China. A Sramana monk from modern day Baruch self immolated in front of Augustus in Athens. There were Sino-Somali trade relations.
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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ancient trade relations are genuinely so crazy. Like what do you mean there was a Buddha statue made in Roman Alexandria. What the fuck do you mean there were Tamil language inscriptions in Roman Egypt.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the French conquered the world for fur, when's the last time you saw them in a coonskin hat?
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BSonblast @bsonblast.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Today's quick update [Jun 9]: - 5 civilians reported killed in RSF drone strikes on the city of Dilling, South Kordofan. - RSF drone strike attempts reported on several targets in Khartoum, repelled by SAF air defense. #KeepEyesOnSudan
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