Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 26/05/2026*the manliest men in America logging into social media* BETTY BOOP IS A WHITE WOMAN *adjusts plate carrier* 000
Reposted by LiberaceswraithActual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Milfs Milf United States, Census, 1920 619855
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Happy Mother’s Day to those who celebratestatic.klipy.comQueen Xenomorph from AliensAlt: Queen Xenomorph from Aliens 000
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Rockies are the best team in baseball, record aside 000
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I recently increased the dosage of one of my medications by 33%, however, the size of the pill went up by 300%. Using this logic, there is possibly a 540mg Ritalin that is roughly the size of Manhattan. 000
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I can honestly say, with a rare and unwavering conviction, that I do not want to fuck a single character from Star Fox. 000
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Man, it’s really weird that there’s a global pandemic every time Trump is president. It’s like some kind of divine power is trying to punish us for some reason. 000
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 05/05/2026The Lost Boys represent an important period in history as it is the only time mullets looked cool 000
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 04/05/2026The Force Awakens is the best Star War and would have won an Oscar if it wasn't for the Starkiller Base MacGuffin. 000
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 01/05/2026People who leave their seats 8 times during the concert: why? 000
Reposted by Liberaceswraithspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 26/04/2026crazy this country is only 250 years old, that's like 3 guys long 319929
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Lin Manuel Miranda giving the intro to wrestlemania, giving credence to my theory that wrestlers are buff theater kids 010
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 17/04/2026The Council of Dads has tentatively reached a deal with the Weeb Coalition, increasing the number of anime stickers allowed on a car before being "put on a list". This has been increased from 0 to 2. 000
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Sorry, y'all, but he ain't dying til he's 95. 000
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 13/04/2026It's our 250th centennial, we just sent Americans to the moon for the first time in 50+ years, and now we're starting shit with the Vatican. 120
Reposted by LiberaceswraithKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 09/04/2026Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day. 61165333993
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Left my AirPods at home so now I’m having to raw dog work 010
Reposted by LiberaceswraithSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 04/04/2026 1413217
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Is it the dumbest shit imaginable? Humiliating bullshit? 000
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Reminder: don’t call your kids smart or compliment them in any way. Making your kids feel good about themselves, if only for a brief moment, is bad actually. - Signed, some asshole on Reddit 000
Reposted by LiberaceswraithNick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 29/03/2026We’re at Union Stage in Washington DC tonight! Show starts at 8 0528
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I wish I was the type of person that tears up at hearing “God Bless the USA”, where uncomfortable truths have yet to penetrate my brain’s dumb-hull 110
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I am pleased to announce that I have been elected to the bluesky Council of Elders, where I hope to serve the community as Vice Deputy of Judgments and Admonishments with disdain and suspicion. 000
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 15/03/2026“No one should have a car larger, more powerful, or better equipped than a 1992 Geo Metro” says 1992 Geo Metro owner, on the internet. 000
Reposted by LiberaceswraithChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Pain at the pump 🎶 Feel like a chump 🎶 Just checked the news 🎶 Outbreak of Mumps 🎶 332673532
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Me, testing out my cpap machinemedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is opening a can of beerALT: a man in a suit and tie is opening a can of beer 000
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I sat next to Gary Busey and Dennis Hopper at rodeo. 000
Reposted by LiberaceswraithPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/02/2026i’m so excited for peace in the Middle East. we’re only one war away. 403229360
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Looks like Kansas needs another John Brown. 000
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 25/02/2026What are the chances of him mentioning the size of someone’s dick during the sotu? 100
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I'm a supportive, wholesome reply guy. Open your replies to me, I won't ask for feet pics 010
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 07/02/2026When I accidentally turn the camera on in the teams meeting 010
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 07/02/2026This opening ceremony sucks shit. Have Fleshgod Apocalypse play while someone on a Vespa jump fiats ffs it's easy 000
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 06/02/2026How long is this motherfucker going to be 79? He’s been 79 for 3 years. Looking like Cryptkeeper fucked a leather handbag ina cotton candy machine foh 010
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Some guy named Trimp is in the Epstein flight logs a couple of times 010
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Still waiting for the Spaceball One Lego set. 000
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I know it’s convenient to support open carry right now, but I still think it’s stupid 99.9% of the time. 000
Reposted by LiberaceswraithJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 20/01/2026We need more “someone Vs Dracula” movies. 96826
Reposted by LiberaceswraithDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 25/01/2026All due respect lady you go to hell 612048137
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Conservatives when they find out the guy ICE just murdered has an unpaid parking ticket:media.tenor.coma bald man with glasses and a red bow tieAlt: a bald man with glasses and a red bow tie dancing 010
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 24/01/2026The temperature has doubled in just the past hour (it’s currently 8 outside) 011
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Beard having: Pros: look rugged, lumberjacky Cons: looks like I leave pubes all over the house 000
Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I will NOT be watching the Broncos play next week. Not for any moral reasons, but because I don’t have the emotional maturity to watch them without devolving into a apoplectic caveman 000
