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Liberaceswraith

@liberaceswraith.bsky.social
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Failed musician

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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Too many people on this site still talk at all ( everybody shut up except for me)
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
fuck it, bring him in
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Struck down in their prime by big autist
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
listen playa they can't all be hits
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It was in a garden, making balloon animals at a child’s birthday party.
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I manifested this, I’m sorry. When I was in my twenties, I told myself that if I was president I’d have kick ass celebrations with dirt bikes and wrasslin’ and would ignore congress.
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Tombstone: Well Bye
Alt: Tombstone: Well Bye
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The guy behind the carnival booth when he got caught in the jet wash of that heater
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Woah Windy Boy Reaction
ALT: Woah Windy Boy Reaction
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Just as all life tends to evolve into a crab, all New Yorkers morph into Lin Manuel Miranda
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
There’s no one here, and the ones who are here are sanctimonious with a capital cool S that we drew on textbook covers in middle school.
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Horse posting from 1930
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Jordan Poole Draymond Green - Rick James Darkness
ALT: Jordan Poole Draymond Green - Rick James Darkness
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
*the manliest men in America logging into social media* BETTY BOOP IS A WHITE WOMAN *adjusts plate carrier*
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I swear this dude was wearing angel wings and serving me overpriced drinks at a drag show
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Smashing Pumpkins. You brought this on yourself
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Rowdy @r0wdy.sk33t.expert · 24/05/2026
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This is probably the most generous thing he’s ever done for anyone
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
My TERF origin story: a trans woman said my shirt looks like a dish rag, now I hyper-vigilantly monitor the women’s room at Chili’s
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Gavin Newsom and Donald J Trump Jr's ex-girlfriend.
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
You know what? This time will be different. This will be the time it doesn't come out way over-budget and gaudy as fuck.
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Undertaker would never say anything even remotely close to contradicting talk radio
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Milfs Milf United States, Census, 1920
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day to those who celebrate
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Queen Xenomorph from Aliens
Alt: Queen Xenomorph from Aliens
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Rockies are the best team in baseball, record aside
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Iced vanilla zinger, drizzled with sour patch kids reduction, served on a bed of artisanal hot fries. Pairs nicely with a white Monster energy drink.
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I recently increased the dosage of one of my medications by 33%, however, the size of the pill went up by 300%. Using this logic, there is possibly a 540mg Ritalin that is roughly the size of Manhattan.
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I can honestly say, with a rare and unwavering conviction, that I do not want to fuck a single character from Star Fox.
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Man, it’s really weird that there’s a global pandemic every time Trump is president. It’s like some kind of divine power is trying to punish us for some reason.
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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a man in a wrestling ring holding a hammer with the word strikes on it
Alt: cm punk playing a folding chair like a guitar
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It's seamstresses etc using celebrities to platform their art. Never thought of it that way.
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Nothing hotter than a woman who sends me unsolicited pivot tables
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The Lost Boys represent an important period in history as it is the only time mullets looked cool
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
If she gets one more facelift, she’ll have a goatee.
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The Force Awakens is the best Star War and would have won an Oscar if it wasn't for the Starkiller Base MacGuffin.
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
killing this guy
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Damn. I wish that I, a lowly human, could learn in the superlative.
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Deeply humiliating.
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Go fash, lose cash
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
People who leave their seats 8 times during the concert: why?
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This is a bit too revealing. We should respect Sierra Nevada’s privacy.
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
We voted on this at the quarterly cynic’s convention. You should have gotten a ballot in the mail. The results were overwhelmingly ambivalent.
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
They’re not wrong, they’re just an asshole.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 26/04/2026
crazy this country is only 250 years old, that's like 3 guys long
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
They’re called dogabrushes
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
tbf I'm tired of all these people Trying as well
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
(e) Line cook who got an order to hold the cheese and tomatoes on a caprese salad
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Neither one of these people are MJF.
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The Chinese don’t deserve a place to put their punisher stickers?
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Tell him pushing the mute button is equivalent to ingesting 10 powdered moose clits or whatever weird shit
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Liberaceswraith @liberaceswraith.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
30k emails from Jones to Epstein talking about glory holes
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