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Quizatz Haderach

@lhamilton.bsky.social
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 8h
The star of 2005's Kicking & Screaming?
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 21h
Starting to think that a rookie safety, new coach and the corpse of Von Miller wasn't enough to completely fix one of the worst defenses of all time
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"the entrepreneur who has posted 79,000 tweets has no time to set his lineup" Brutal
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Vance was first interested when he heard the Ottoman's got fucked in WWI
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lot of people saying names that aren't Marcus Semien
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reminds me of this pic of Nikola Pekovic which makes me wish for a @pablo.show episode on how he became muscle the Montenegrin Pablo Escobar...but I understand why it's hard to get sources for that
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treykerby @treykerby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A buddy of mine got one of these but his bank wouldn't accept via his mobile app and is making him go deposit it in person, he suspects it's because he wrote "Trump Bribe" on the memo line
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This guy is obviously trolling, no way he had enough friends to fill out a league
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A thousand trivia writers all shot up at once
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Will also accept this as a trophy in lieu of a cash prize for fantasy football
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In case anyone is looking for Christmas gift ideas for me
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This would be a great ploy to attract both all Cowboys haters and most Cowboys fans
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're in these states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, Texas. Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check! And there's a lot happening across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If your Dennis be Haysbert, you're watching an All State advert If Hastert you see, all children should flee
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🎃Vita💀Breva🪦 @vitabreva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three I don't see a lot:
Tumblr screenshot: 

does mother reply to her fans
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ladygaga
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What do you want
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when you ask Mary for intercessionaaron
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boston ppl when their friend is trying to drive drunk:
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put. the khakis. down.JRR Jokien
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Pippin to Frodo when they're back home in the Shire:
Phil Lester
AmazingPhil • 9/21/23
gonna confess i'm still not sure what the ring from lord of the rings actually did except make you invisible and angry
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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wonder how he got that nickname
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When TCU is a national title contender
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They might not have crossed paths as much then as I believe my uncle mostly stayed stateside but I bet they lots of similar stories
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Anchorage Man @sethpartnow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We’re never going to learn that it’s not actually a lead are we.
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just for the record, did your uncle work for a company called ShowCo based in north Texas?
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
See ya at the next family reunion
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think so!
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I also have an uncle who was a roadie in the 70s including for The Who, though I've never seen new cousins pop up
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of the many, many reasons I'm not an NFL coach is that I would call that play 5 times a game
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow! Good money right out of high school? No student loan debt? Sounds amazing! With all this demand I'm sure these jobs are recruiting mid-career professionals and folks close to retirement too! No? Hmmmm, better not interrogate why it's only teens and 20 somethings capable or this work
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The new new new IRA has now flooded the streets of Dublin to put out the fires started by the new new IRA and sharks are now in control of the city
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel bad for whoever had to listen to hours and hours of Joe Rogan for this project but they absolutely nailed this style of dumbguy podcast
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a good reminder that however hard you're hating on these dorks, you can and should hate ever harder
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dudes rock
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every US law is named THE SAVING PARKS AND APPLE PIE ACT and the actual text is just tax breaks for companies that dig for oil in Yellowstone so long as they use some the byproducts to create plastic clubs used to kill baby seals
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Delete this right now
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't believe the Astros took out their SP when he had a no-hitter going
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lol
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never Written A To-Do List Gang RISE UP!!!!
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And knows ball better than the dummy from MO
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 29/09/2026
CONSERVATIVES DONT KNOW BALL SO MUCH THEY CREATE CONSPIRACY THEORIES
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is very openly the GOP's goal to remove all gender and sexual orientation based political protections Any serious, sober look at opposition to trans people participating in sports must be viewed through this lens
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
astros winning the AL West
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Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
ALT: Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you, Justin Verlander 🧡 JV leaves the mound for the Tigers - one final time.
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Incredible
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