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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

52 bumbaclaat pussy wagon chicken nuggets #startrek #tng

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Apparently, Andy Burnham has asked nearby petrol prices to be published on Google Maps from today. That's a great idea, I used to have to lookup nearby postcodes and use a different website to check prices, before going back to Google Maps… if I can be bothered.

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Christians will do ANYTHING except admit to being gay…

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

A quick look at tomorrow's headlines….

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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We need you, Janine.

Janine Butcher gives Sam Altman a Barry goodbye.

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

A quick look at tomorrow's headlines….

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh really. Well, being very wealthy for several decades does tend to rot the brain.

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

As soon as I found out that Rowan Atkinson doesn't actually find Mr Bean (or many of his other characters) funny, I really went off of him. Most clowns channel their humanity and raw emotion into their act—but now feel like Atkinson is disingenuous or even looking down on us as he performs.

theguardian.com

Rowan Atkinson to bring Mr Bean, Blackadder and more to West End in new show

The actor will perform famous TV sketches – as well as new material created with Richard Curtis, Ben Elton and Howard Goodall – in Rowan Live, which opens in February

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Don't spoil it, but did anyone see THE END OF OAK STREET? Because I've heard it's subtlety set in the Cloverfield Multiverse.

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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

FARTGATE: Tomorrow’s Lancashire Telegraph is an absolute joy to behold. Buy it. Treasure it. Leave it to your grandchildren. #BuyALocalNewspaper

Lancs Telegraph front page: A POINT
OF ODOUR
Reform councillor 'broke wind
towards rival' during meeting.

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A bloke in America took down a Flock camera, setup it opposite 6 screens and subjected it to 23,000 license plate images per second in a technique called DIGITAL WATERBOARDING. Well done, sir. Well done 👍🏼

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I saw this on Facebook and commented "Is this the one who fucked a woman in a motorway services car park and then got battered by her husband… or is it the other one?" Then I realised it was his personal account and deleted it cos that's a bit harsh. But, was it him or the other one?

Paul Chuckle (who may have fucked a woman in a motorway services car park and then been battered by her husband, else it was his brother)

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Essex Police should invest in water cannons and fill them with piss for exactly this eventuality.

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Known in the UK as Nonce Shades.

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Wow, you found someone on there who is both a real person and not a total cunt. But a lottery ticket, mate 🤞🏼🍀

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It annoys me that the press specifically asked a toothless wrong'un for "a message to the Prime Minister" so they could get the perfect quote to take out of context for tomorrow's front page.

Trump's AI rebrand causes 'unprecedented' demand for Slovenian website names

44,000 .si domain names were bought last month, 21x more than normal. Almost as if people knew ahead of time, that the top level domain of Slovenia (the country Melania Trump is from) would soon become very popular and synonymous with AI. He's renaming it 'cos his cartel bought all the domains.

bbc.co.uk

The president wants AI to be called super intelligence - or SI - the same initials used by Slovenian domains.

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That's what we want when we elect Labour, that's what it means. Wait til you get socialism in America, you'll love it, unless you're rich.

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Trump got CEOs with combined wealth of over $2 trillion dollars to sign a misspelled document that's legally meaningless. They all looked embarrassed.

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This guy gets mocked by a puppet and he goes absolutely mental, waging an unrelenting war against the felt bastard…

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This guy gets mocked by a puppet and he goes absolutely mental, waging an unrelenting war against the felt bastard…

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There's a cockney instagrammer who, I'm sure is a lovely person, but presents as an ignorant shouting is-she-drunkard you'd keep away from in real life. I checked out when she made a 'traditional' pie & mash by putting an entire square block of mince into a frying pan …she has 103k followers 😮

…and for some reason, it's along exactly the same lines. Almost as if he can't afford to lose that sunken cost 😀 if feel like we've got him on the ropes.

All his ideas about the future are ones where Meta is in control. If he were truly a futurist he'd see a world where Social Media is irrelevant and Meta went bust—what are the challenges in that future you could start solving now to ensure your survival? But no… just chase the sunken cost of AI.

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The guy who invented the Metaverse has ideas about what the future will be like… do fuck off.

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He wears Nonce Glasses, his new best friend is a talking yo-yo…and his hair looks like pubes.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The living definition of "billionaire brain" … and his hair looks like pubes.

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Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
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Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

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Punk on Bus Lives!🚍📻 @punkonbuslives.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you have the McDonalds app, check the Offers page… I keep being sent FREE COFFEE.

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You can drop a single F-bomb into Shakespeare. Where are you putting it? "Et fucking tu, Bruté!" - Julius Caesar (III, 1)

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Lady Haha @lensman23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

An actual cartoon from Dutch cartoonist Siegfried Woldhek.

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Happy birthday mate 👍🏼

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sam's ill and melting on the sofa, watching romantic period dramas. The sheer impertinent arrogance of the cuntish men in them, absolutely enrages me. To say nothing of the greasiness of their enormous muttonchops that look like pubes.

Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"a penis, a penis, the greatest gift that I possess." My Nan loved Ken Dodd, but failed to understand that his song 'happiness' was a double entendre. After my grandad explained it, she would shriek whenever she saw Ken Dodd on TV and change channel because she'd visualised his willy in her mind.

bbc.co.uk

Blackpool street renamed after legendary comic Sir Ken Dodd

Adelaide St West is renamed Sir Ken Dodd Avenue as a lasting tribute to the late entertainer.

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Sam's ill and I'm bored, so I'm going to see Avengers Endgame Encore at the cinema. Looking forward to the extra scenes… all 4mins of them.

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Previously I was quite worried about this, but now I feel like Trump's own disloyalty to and secret-hatred of the GOP will actually result in him letting them lose, biggly. He has a kamikaze attitude atm. I think Trump would delight in saying "you needed me to win and you're nothing without me".

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.

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I love Daniel Radcliffe.

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Here's what making several videos a day about Trump's shitshow of a Presidency has done to @davidpakman.bsky.social 🤣. I'm sending thoughts and prayers ❤️ but sadly, as we know, they do nothing.

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We use a different cut of bacon with more defined areas of fat and meat, it could be more cooked but that's kinda what it looks like.