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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 16h

The most confusing thing about America is how Bill Maher is still going even though literally everyone hates him

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 19h

Hydrangeas are blue Irises are bluest

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If someone set up an independent book publisher that did print-on-demand for public domain works but actually made good quality volumes without any printing errors or missing pages, they would make a bajillion pounds.

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Oh Kaneda! Cool motorbiking guy Saved us from Tetsuo and got a date with Kei

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Richard E. Grant leaving Ardross Castle swearing revenge on James Acaster

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

They Shoot the Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain Don't They?

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

According to Star Trek, WW3 will start November 2026, last until 2053, and the world will be an apocalyptic hellhole until things start to turn round on first contact day, 5th April 2063.

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Making love with his eagle Ziggy sucked up into his mind Like a leopard messiah When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The ending of Majora's Mask hits like an emotional tsunami made more intense by the fact that I'm still not entirely sure what's going on here

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I've accidentally gone so far into the future that dates don't even look like dates anymore. 06/10/26. What the fuck is that

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Whenever you post about your LDR boyfriend I imagine he looks like this

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

One day Jensen Ackles will slip up and we'll hear his real voice

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What do you think it is they tell them that makes the light in their eyes die like that?

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Genuinely though guys, don't forget. The ancient demon Dolly was keeping in check will be eating first borns tonight. Summoning Dolly's spirit is the only way to keep it out of your home

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's all well and good until St. Bartholomew's Day

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

'Cos I'm still in yub-yub with you On this forest moon

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They're shaking things up in the MCU by killing half the cast and a quarter of the audience

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Why don't we just escape society and live in the woods? We can take one book each and memorise it and eventually recite them on request and become the Book People from Fahrenheit 451

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I really, genuinely fucking hate to say this but after the Oxford Union debates and after clapping back at Suella Braverman's ethnonationalist bullshit today, Jacob Rees Mogg might actually be one of the most effective anti-racist voices in the country. Some country, huh?

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Science teacher gave an assembly that was a point by point rehashing of an argument he'd had with his wife about whether you should look two or three times when crossing a road. His argument was that looking three times is too much and indicates you should have more faith in your fellow man.

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Americans are such big fans British post-punk and Mark E. Smith they renamed the entire season of autumn. It's time we returned the favour and changed the name of spring to "Hüsker Dü"

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Writing old school ASP.NET with my giant cat sprawled on my lap while listening to the Miss Rachel Subway Takes and starting to think hey maybe things are going to be OK

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

169.5% of Gen Z aren't having sex

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It certainly put North Haverbrook on the map

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Link never does find Navi at the end of Majora's Mask I'm pretty sure she just dies at the end of OoT

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If the nephilim aren't real who built the Giant's Causeway? Checkmate atheists.

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I don't celebrate International Day of Peace anymore because of that crew who go around slapping people and saying "nuh-uh, International Day of Peace" when you get mad

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Time we started enforcing our new national border around Piddington. Bad enough those bloody Piddingtoners steal from our electricity grid and shit in our sewers. Now they're coming over here, trying to go shopping in Bicester. Send 'em all back.

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I hated Ed Sheeran immediately in the first nanosecond I saw him

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm not saying that's an animatronic wearing Mitch McConnell's skin I'm just saying that if it was a robot corpse puppet it would look and move and chill your soul exactly like that

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Wheeling Mitch McConnell out has done nothing to stop the rumours that he's dead

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Bet you a million pounds AI won't kill us the next ten years

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran figuring out that he could lose every fan who is a decent person and still have most of his fans left and remain extremely rich and famous

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You'd need a new slow person every day, perhaps multiple times a day

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I must have watched that Elizabeth Holmes / Nathan Fielder clip a dozen times now, and every time I'm reminded how Amanda Seyfried totally nailed that voice and that intense stare.

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I don't know what to make of the OOT remake. I don't hate the art style. I'm glad it's neither realistic nor a cartoon. I can't imagine they'll be able to translate the magical feeling of that weird and wonderful N64 controller becoming an ocarina in your hands.

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

An RNLI lifeboat guy here, and as I’ve been saying for many years now: why is it that the public have been subjected to hate campaigns against hated enemies including rescue services, Stonewall, Amnesty International, the left of the Labour Party, the National Trust, the Proms and Match of the Day?

Fr Paul @revpaulwhite • 1h
Let me tell you about the Overton window:
A white, middle-aged, middle-class, clergyman in the Church of England, who volunteers with the Royal National Lifeboat Institution is a radical leftist seeking to bring down Western society.
That is how far it has shifted.

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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

One reason England does so well is our second generation immigrants outperform their peers which is not true in most OECD countries. We are also very good at integration. And it's v sad that this is never acknowledge in debates on immigration.

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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Oh the humanity, when will scientists learn

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