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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern

@lessweirdjack.bsky.social
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imagine if mister spock had an existential crisis while on planet margaritaville

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 3h
Earth, Wind & Fire might be the best band ever because it has great music over what feels like lyrics written by Dr. Bronner It’s not a marriage I never knew I wanted it’s a marriage I never knew I needed
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 4h
It’s crazy that Ken Paxton loves the OU Sooners really weird stuff from Mr. Paxton
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 18h
It's YouTube, you can go watch whatever cancelled person you want, no one is going to know. But that's not enough, right? People need to be reassured that doing this counts as being a good person, mainly because there's probably not much else to count
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 4h
My head canon is Dave Thomas is frozen and whenever there’s a new CEO Wendy herself as to serve up a burger made of her father
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 6h
The first move for Skydance after the merger announcement: fire the studio executives who brought in One Battle After Another and Sinners.
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Michael De Luca, Pamela Abdy Out at Warner Bros.
The news comes as Paramount Skydance is readying to finalize its deal for the legacy studio.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 4h
There are 3 days (including today) left to get registered to vote in Florida! Visit angienixon.com/vote for more information on getting registered! #AngieForFlorida
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 7h
hearing a pro Angie Nixon ad on the Spanish language version of 80s/90s/Today generic pop radio station:
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 18h
The Most Midwestern White Pastor Alive is not going to bring transgender sharia communism to Dodge City and you are never convincing a normal person he will, even if you can get them to vote against him in the end
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 8h
one of the questions of a postmidterm election should be: is there a threshold for the human capacity engagement and have we reached it it’s a down year for republicans but seemingly NOTHING is working wrt to attack ads
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 18h
real talk i do not believe my therapist is going to try and find me and then enter the backrooms for me i just don't see that happening
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 21h
So former NFL kicker Jay Feely is running for Congress as a MAGA guy and his opponent just put out an ad with a bunch of his missed kicks lol
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 20h
I simply wouldn’t be sucked into the backrooms because I’d figure that red switch was the master due to some jerryrigging bullshit and not mess with it
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 20h
why is there a show called WAR but it's about lawyers
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 20h
this is theoretically doable to be not totally inedible it's just a shitload of sugar you can salt/meat ratio your way into something like less of an abomination
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 21h
Nixon is surprisingly decent as a candidate in a midterm election in a down GOP cycle, against an opponent who doesn’t seem very good at campaigning in a, not hostile, but not kissing her party’s ass either, situation
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 22h
Don’t want to pop any doomer bubbles and I doubt I will but dude this midterm cake is kinda baked they’re not going to get enough people to get off their ass and vote, simple as.
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Wannabe Apparatchik @apparatchikwannabe.bsky.social · 22h
i have a conspiracy theory that the entire “more people should do trade school” movement is an attempt by the national elite to reduce the competitiveness of college applications to their own children’s benefit
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 22h
Hassett is one of those situations where not nearly enough people see this asshole but enough of them do and hopefully that’s enough to do *something* to sway some folks to D
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 23h
There are reasons other than net take-home pay that generations of American parents steered their kids toward college. I don't see how "go into construction!" is helpful unless paired with more robust worker protections and a true safety net, especially in right to work states.
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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 23h
Why are issues like retirement age and the physical toll these jobs can take on the body so rarely mentioned? stevens.house.gov/media/press-...
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Rep. Haley Stevens Announces Bill to Lower Social Security Age for Americans Who Work With Their Hands
Washington, DC — Today, Michigan Congresswoman Haley Stevens (MI-11) announced the Blue Collar Social Security Fairness Act, a bill to allow Americans who work in physically demanding jobs to collect ...
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 22h
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 23h
“can you code with both hands, or just your right?”
Ace Rothstein asking if the casino hustler can do his Morse code hustle with both hands before taking a hammer to his right hand
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relentlessyapp.bsky.social @relentlessyapp.bsky.social · 23h
Put this in every single Democratic attack ad across the country. Every. Single. Word.
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 23h
It’s pretty fitting their little model badass is just an AI Feyd Rautha
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 23h
Ah Halloween that lovely time of year where your kid shifts through excitement and fear and curiosity faster than an Italian sports car shifting gears and you’re just forced to deal with it
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the white delegation opts play it incredibly safe and place mac miller in the position of best white rapper
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 23h
genuinely curious how much anthropic thought it would cost to get the pope to bless a bunch of 1s and 0s say it's alive
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
mangling phonics to rhyme "because" and "opinions" is very eminem but i'm not condoning or sanctioning his buffoonery
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ngl i think nickelodeon letting paul schrader take the reigns of paw patrol was a much needed shake up for the franchise
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(1) this is completely true (2) for people who it happens to, they think it's because they are rational and intelligent (3) for a significant number of their online followers and interlocutors, it is falsely perceived as a signal of intelligence
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
going offline being the best way to actually gain some real political insight remains undefeated. whatever you think you know wrt the median voter you're probably wrong and you're dramatically overestimating their political awareness
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Omg Kate Garraway gagged her with that question
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"They cant be assimiliated if I'm still racist against them" puts the entire onus of judging 'assimilation' on the feelings of a majority rather than the actual actions of the minority which, ofc, allows the majority to deny them that in perpetuity should they want to—which is exactly the point
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
People have to know who Hasan Piker is, for starters
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Taking like, 8 major entertainment brands with name recognition and history and rolling them all together into one name that basically no one has ever heard of, that’s that Ellison ingenuity right there
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Parkscope Joe @parkscopejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is insane.
Christopher Hale w @ChristopherHale
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NEW: According to a bombshell report in the New York Times, Anthropic co-founder Chris Olah threatened to walk out of Pope Leo XIV's Al encyclical launch in May because the pope rejected the idea that machines can be conscious.
Olah's team then privately lobbied the pope's advisers "to take the possibility of model consciousness seriously." Pope Leo XIV held firm.
For months, Anthropic has wined and dined theologians and religious scholars under nondisclosure agreements, hoping they would bless the idea that Claude has moral standing.
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ngl if this wasn’t 2026 I’d assume this was ad was a ratfuck
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I respect the sponcon hustle as a concept but don’t expect me to stay along for the ride
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
They don’t make flowers shirts like they used to and that’s a damn shame smh
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
tbh in my experience people that have mastered this power are actually the most powerful entities because it establishes the concept that you *are* available to be influenced (and in that process influence others) which makes you available for conversations people would otherwise not bother with
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 17/06/2024
We tend to think of power as the “ability to affect others without ourselves being affected”, but another form of power is “the capacity to influence and to be influenced by others”, that we often ignore or deride. Marx did a LOT to enshrine the instrumental relation of coercive power/knowledge.
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
a lil bit o da chop, a lil bit o da kickie kick, a lil bit o dat deh trinity, and we finna kick yo ol dang teef in
stemming from his stepfather's creation of a martial arts system, "Keichu-Do" or
"Cajun Karate." At points, Marx has
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I hate this rhetorical device but you can’t help but wonder if Biden had a Natalie Harp-esque figure running around the White House how that would play out in the media
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
yeah this is just reactionary bullshit spewing forth in every conceivable direction
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the burrito looks gross but it does look like someone got something wrong with the cheese prompt and it showed them what a pan of ziti looks like if you cut it in half
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Siskind’s post is the kind of backwards logic that gets us here in the first place: the “it’s not about who they are it’s about who *we* are”, high minded rhetoric that continually allows villains with no virtue to skirt by bc the idea of punishment or criticism or whatever feels uncomfortable
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lmao
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Robert Taylor 🔥 @fireshoes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Announcing the Magic Pro Tour Hall of Fame 2026 Class #mtg #mtghof magic.gg/news/announc...
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Announcing the Magic Pro Tour Hall of Fame 2026 Class
Three new players have been voted into the Hall of Fame and will be honored later this year at MagicCon: Atlanta. Join us in honoring their journey to true Magic greatness.
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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
lol my boy Jolly out here saying Steve Bannon gets it on Bluesky dot com 🫠 this sucks you don’t have to hand anything to Steve fucking Bannon ever
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