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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You’re laughing. Michael Tracey was put on a stretcher by Maxine Waters and now Bouie wants to stunner him and he’s afraid and pissing himself and you’re laughing.

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

hearing a pro Angie Nixon ad on the Spanish language version of 80s/90s/Today generic pop radio station:

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“can you code with both hands, or just your right?”

Ace Rothstein asking if the casino hustler can do his Morse code hustle with both hands before taking a hammer to his right hand

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

a lil bit o da chop, a lil bit o da kickie kick, a lil bit o dat deh trinity, and we finna kick yo ol dang teef in

stemming from his stepfather's creation of a martial arts system, "Keichu-Do" or
"Cajun Karate." At points, Marx has

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

oh yeah Central Floridian libs, we’re doing a little bit of savoring it doesn’t come often gotta appreciate it while you can

Pippin smoking a pipe on the ruins of Isengard

“We are sitting on a field of victory enjoying a few well-earned comforts”

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

this is kind of the distillation of the “woke 1 was craaaaazy” discourse. it’s mostly a joke born out of people issuing dumbass takes on the internet and it’s pretty disingenuous to lump oberlin bahn mi discourse with the george floyd protests

Artie Bucco from the sopranos holding a rifle and saying:

go ahead. Post another "take". Say public transport is racist. Come up with a woke way to say anti-homeless architecture is good. Say walkable cities are fatphobic. Claim public schools don't center bipoc voices.

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Well I’d rather be dead on Bluesky than alive on Threads.

Lucille Bluth id rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

"Well, your friend paid for him to be here as a joke at a low, low, low price point. And at that price point, at Mirror Images Global Entertainment, he can hit."

tim robinson in i think you should leave stable of stars sketch with a hitting johnny carson

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

“If he can get Bottoms over the finish line, boss, that’s gotta be good enough to run for Prez.”

Zed (rip torn) and Kay (Tommy Lee jones) discussing will smith chasing down an alien and that has to be tough enough to be an MIB agent

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

this is in response to mandela barnes considering dropping out of WI governor race btw and i’m getting exhausted just reading it we’re kinison posting over here

For Fucksakes, Everyday now from here in out, "Leaving us No other Choice" with Putins Puppet Inhumane Demonic Evilness & Cruelty to American People. PedoBoy will be amping up another GOP Confederate Treasonous 1860s Civil WAR their second attempt at Seditious Traitorous Coup!

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

“hopium, it’s coming back in a big fucking way”

Lance and Vincent in the heroin buying scene in PULP FICTION “heroin is coming back in a big fucking way”

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

just some of the distinguishable boyz: wes welker; julian edelman; chris hogan; brian hardline; braxton berrios; cole beasley

white guys all looking like variants of each other on a bench. now imagine that for lil route runners

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Dan Orlovsky getting his nasty ass toenails did

The make over scene in dumb and dumber when Lloyd gets a pedicure and the nail tech pulls out a diamond grinder for his toenails

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

lookit this shit can’t tell me this isn’t cinema

THE ROCK still where Nic Cage is lighting flares behind fighter jets

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

feels like this exchange captures a lot of what’s going on in 2026

Scene in widow’s bay when Patti is putting on a nice party and her coworker is being supportive and nothing horrible is happening just a jaunty hat

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I can fling a naan like a frisbee far as fuck

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Guy who loaded McConnell, by himself, into the jet black ambulance:

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I am way too petty to hand it to her, so I won’t. But she is the closest she’s been to getting it.

We have been so propagandized by Russia and we don't even realize it.

—Laura Loomer

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

oh ok i haven't paid attention to any of this stuff prior to the trailer it's an incursion. cap is back because he messed something up when he went back to his ww2 existence and that's why he's there now.

doctor doom in front of a tapestry in a castle with a woman, presumably a mother, and child while doom has his head down and 12.18.26 is doomsday.

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Cool cool cool staring at this thing, going good,

The pilot guy who was trying to get with Denise Richards in STARSHIP TROOPERS getting got by the brain bug

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

This one is kind of trolling, though Here’s what he supports: lol he voted based on issues we didn’t provide, you dumb rube,

Antonio
Hispanic male, 45
Show personal views
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1. Opposes 'The government offering parents vouchers to send their children to private
or religious schools or to a public school of their choice'
2. Opposes 'Deporting all immigrants who are living in the US illegally back to their home country'
3. Thinks The government should do more to

Who do you think Antonio voted for?
X Kamala Harris
Donald Trump
Did not Vote
"I voted for Trump out of support for Israel and the Second Amendment."

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

“You’re an idiot. Only by the 4th consecutive Wild Honey Pie, will the audience *begin* to understand what they’re trying to do.”

Tim meadows telling the bad they’re stupid for not understanding Bob Dylan Dewey Cox

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Me, believing Jonny Georgia got the juice and he’s going to take KLB with him from the jump.

Vicki vallencourt in the water telling Lynn swann the final score: that ain’t no guess that’s what it’s gonna be

Final score about to happen and it’s the score that Vicki said it would be

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Our greatest ally in the greatest fight humanity as ever known

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The Not Mary Tyler Moore spokesperson lady doing those St Jude commercials:

Matthew McConaughey in DAZED AND CONFUSED as Wooderson doing his “I get older, they stay the same age” line

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

i'm sorry all i'm seeing is that this man is a tactical genius:

macgruber holding a stalk of celery for the big distraction and you won't believe where it goes.

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Finished right before the rain too haha Satan

Keefe from the righteous gemstones “your hot sorcery kiss can’t hurt us in here.”

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Just got done with a twenty minute talk with Mitch McConnell.

Constantine Keanu with a cat going to hell

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

“America has a gay woke version of Jesus that has him mid, or an uggo, even. Jesus was HOT. Jesus was looksmaxxing. He mogged. He had the body of Brad Pitt in Fight Club.”

Some asshole pastor that’s like British or something with david koresh ass glasses talking about Jesus abs

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I will do it. I will be Mitch McConnell’s death doula. Hope he likes drum and bass.

Frodo Baggins saying he’ll take the ring to Mordor

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

“There’s a bomb on a car. If the car goes above 15, the bomb is armed. If it goes above 20, the bomb goes off. …Wait. Shit. Uh, don’t stop the car and then disarm the bomb. That would really suck for me.”

Dennis hopper in speed talking on the old school brick phone

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Warren Beatty, Diane Keaton Town and Country

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

You only get a take like this from only engaging with the world through video games that show the priest/monk class has a high virtue score, rather than, you know, the world as it exists

My most lib opinion is that I don't believe in the requirement of priestly celibacy.
Though my reasoning is that we need more White babies and priest's clearly have the best genetic stock in light of their virtue

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