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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 4h

Smh Jesus can’t even play SG in a small ball lineup

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CT Yankee @connecticut-yankee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 4h

sounds like a song Randy Newman wrote in 1981 and the title was, “fat people with guns”

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 5h

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 5h

Depends where they lose. Anyone before Kintaro, red flag. Against Kintaro or Shan Kahn is SOP.

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 5h

Oh so we’re not waiting an undetermined amount of time for the food store to open now treatler much

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 5h

“I ate quarter pounders with fries and a coke for a week straight and then I barfed.” Groundbreaking work there, truly.

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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 5h

One thing that I think is starting to sink in here and you can see it in the thousand yard stares is that there is not actually one weird leftist trick to solve the fact that voters are idiots.

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 6h

Iirc a woman tried to put another woman’s head in an oven, which sounds metal as hell

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 6h

Someone tried to murder someone else on the bold and the beautiful and it scarred me for life

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 6h

See the music is happy but there’s bad images happening, mind blown yet

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 6h

Did the new Ryan Murphy/BEE show offer anything other than someone being murdered to karma chameleon or something and we’re supposed to think that now over 30yr old trope is still interesting

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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 7h

MAGA telling themselves third time’s the charm when they hear this pitch. 😂

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 7h

You didn’t see Jesus you were out of it and brains do be crazy

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

do whatever you gotta do and make it right with jeff stoutland i guess

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

They definitely worked on me. Ken Paxton is NOT getting this Floridian’s vote that’s for sure!

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

lol your daughter blocked you from seeing her child because of something you did that was fucked up and don’t want to discuss it

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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The anatomy of a wave is when you have to draw more and more resources into previously safe seats. That's how it happens. Because the Rs are spending a quarter of a billion in Texas that means none of that can go anywhere else.

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

That’s probably most cases, tbh. “X person stopped talking to me JUST because of POLITICS!” Was it *just* politics or a confluence of a bunch of other things people grin and beared for a while and there were just too many straws for the camel’s back

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Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦 @spacely.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

JD is no match for Angie Nixon.

I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my
home.

The most ordinary man imaginable came to my home state to tell me to 'get out of America while he and Absent Ashley enjoyed the comfort of buildings my ancestors helped build. Imagine standing on the shoulders of the people who built this country and then telling their descendants they don't belong here.

Wanting lower property insurance and healthcare for everyday families isn't un-American; it's what working people deserve. They can take their tech-bro cash and their weird, intrusive agenda somewhere else, because I'm not going any damn place.

I don't go high when they go low. I get LOUD. Because the soul and humanity of this country are at stake.

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“See you take a right at the Old Albertsons. It used to be an Albertsons and now it’s a something or other, but you turn right at the Old Albertsons,”

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

In fairness I do believe the house ghostbuster would tell everyone every house is haunted

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Earth, Wind & Fire might be the best band ever because it has great music over what feels like lyrics written by Dr. Bronner It’s not a marriage I never knew I wanted it’s a marriage I never knew I needed

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It’s crazy that Ken Paxton loves the OU Sooners really weird stuff from Mr. Paxton

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/10/2026

It's YouTube, you can go watch whatever cancelled person you want, no one is going to know. But that's not enough, right? People need to be reassured that doing this counts as being a good person, mainly because there's probably not much else to count

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the new CEO must finish the burger with fries and frostee

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My head canon is Dave Thomas is frozen and whenever there’s a new CEO Wendy herself as to serve up a burger made of her father

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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The first move for Skydance after the merger announcement: fire the studio executives who brought in One Battle After Another and Sinners.

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Michael De Luca, Pamela Abdy Out at Warner Bros.

The news comes as Paramount Skydance is readying to finalize its deal for the legacy studio.

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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There are 3 days (including today) left to get registered to vote in Florida! Visit angienixon.com/vote for more information on getting registered! #AngieForFlorida

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

hearing a pro Angie Nixon ad on the Spanish language version of 80s/90s/Today generic pop radio station:

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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Most Midwestern White Pastor Alive is not going to bring transgender sharia communism to Dodge City and you are never convincing a normal person he will, even if you can get them to vote against him in the end

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It’s really just Nola on that list that’s worthy of the OP and even then it’s not that he’s worthless it’s just his price is quite high

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“The AR stands for Armalite” ass response to the Pope telling the world a bunch of 1s and 0s doing some real complex stuff doesn’t mean it’s alive

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Ngl if it’s a princess there’s probavlt some weird looking Hapsburg jawed cousin that has a coop full of supposedly trained owls flying around

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I assume that and the natural apathy that occurs during a midterm cycle for winners of the general, but this feels different. It doesn’t feel like a hard membrane they can’t penetrate, it feels like a wall where people just tuned it out.

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

and it’s not working because it seems people simply stopped engaging

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

one of the questions of a postmidterm election should be: is there a threshold for the human capacity engagement and have we reached it it’s a down year for republicans but seemingly NOTHING is working wrt to attack ads

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

real talk i do not believe my therapist is going to try and find me and then enter the backrooms for me i just don't see that happening

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026

So former NFL kicker Jay Feely is running for Congress as a MAGA guy and his opponent just put out an ad with a bunch of his missed kicks lol

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I simply wouldn’t be sucked into the backrooms because I’d figure that red switch was the master due to some jerryrigging bullshit and not mess with it

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You Might Know Jack O’Lantern @lessweirdjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i could be the cheapest script doctor in hollywood, man "see, you have a title called war without anything else and it's a lawyer drama. there's your first problem."

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