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@lesliepaige.bsky.social
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30+ | sarcasm connoisseur | Writer | Book Lover | Traveler | Critical Thinker | Shower Pop Star| Doodle mom Corporate Saddie. I like to do cute stuff, eat yummy things, & talk to myself online, in the shower, & in my journals…I’m good company

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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
This is how I know my hormones are all out of wack… I’m five minutes into the Meghan Markle (Sussex) series and I just started crying because I remembered how mean people are to her
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Some conservative is shitting blood at seeing an American flag made of black people
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick said
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a young boy is making a funny face in a kitchen .
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick is a Gemini true and true… pure pettiness and hate, and I’m living for every moment of it lol
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Modern feminism is a farce
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Americans learning Mandarin was not on my bingo card
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momo ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ 🧸 @crossingmomo.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
We made it to Friday yay!! 🥳🥳
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a group of cheerleaders are doing a trick in front of a large m.
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I’m back yall
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woody from toy story is peeking out from behind a cardboard box that says i 'm back
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Beyoncé pissing off all the racists on Christmas is kind of iconic
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
The CEO from peak designs is going to f around and find out. About to be broke with the rest of us
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a woman wearing a white hat and a pink dress is smiling and says `` i have to laugh '' .
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I’ve been getting an influx of spam calls lately
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Sheila Hurt @vacationplanner.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Having a non-toxic, supportive, mature circle of friends is a blessing.
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
They are playing in our face with this Luigi stuff. Doesn’t add up
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Bayou Debutante & Southern ReBelle @aimn2pleasee.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I love a man who is continuing to teach himself new things. It’s really a turn on. I do enjoy learning from other people and being exposed to new ways of life or history. Iykyk
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a group of men in suits are dancing in front of a disco ball .
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
shazam but for whatever the fuck goes on in the apartment upstairs
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hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
stop climbing mt everest!!!! stop going up there !!! get down from there!!!!
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
This weekend I watched the TV adaptation of Kindred not knowing it was cancelled #blackbooksky
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a woman is sitting in the back seat of a car with her eyes closed .
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Nina 🦋 @ninicyni.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I’m about to close my mf dms. If these scammers worked this hard at something else maybe they wouldn’t need to be scamming.
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Is it rude to get each of my parents a gift card for 6months of free therapy?
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
“Sometimes people can’t support you publicly because of how they talk about you privately”
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Anyone who unnecessarily schedules a meeting for first thing Monday morning deserves to go to jail
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
So we need a Sabrina Carpenter x Tyla single immediately
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mamamoo @thelovelymc.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
sunday, this day is for you. your mental health is a priority, your happiness is a priority & your self care is a priority
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I don’t understand how you can hate Sabrina Carpenter
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
My bestie is in town, we’re about to yap over manicures and movies. We can’t drink because she’s pregnant so mocktails only in solidarity ✊🏾
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Post someone you’ve been told you look like, but you don’t
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michelle obama is giving a speech in front of a crowd and making a face .
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I love seeing all the real lovers on this platform. We love love around here.
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10.18🎡🕷️ @jeahbrandey.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
lover girls and lover boys only.
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Mr. Crown @ambitiousapex.blacksky.app · 06/12/2024
Hey, I’m bout to go handle some stuff you want to come? Women:
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The purpose of art is to reveal the horror of existence in a way that makes everyone horny
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
This is not talked about enough. To them peace = no consequences for their actions
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
It’s Friday and all I want to do after work is clean up, get my nails done, and read my book
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I love winter, I miss a proper winter
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a woman wearing sunglasses and a red fur coat is laying on a couch with snl written on it
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
It is finally getting colder in Houston… I don’t want any complaints from you high humidity loving heifers
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I love watching movies with little kids because I have serious anxiety and I know they will tell me everything that’s going to happen 😂
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Me while everyone at work is doing ice breakers and sharing about themselves
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a woman wearing cat ears and glasses says this is the face of someone not caring
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Proof your public library loves you: they leave you alone while you read, they don’t mind when you bring your kids over, and they’ll let you borrow any of their books, even the hardcovers
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I “steal” my boyfriend’s stuff all the time. Y’all get better quality sometimes!
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harley quinn is pushing a shopping cart full of diapers
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
OK I tried to start Arcane last night and the first scene was just so overwhelming. I am going to try it again this weekend… Because I know it’s going to be good.
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I would just like to say I too would have ended up with that green baby. Sorry I’m not sorry 🤷🏽‍♀️
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I feel so seen! Staying up feels like a revolutionary act!
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Yael @elle91.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Mark Ruffalo sounds like the name a dog would give if he was pretending to be a man.
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I do not condone murder, however, I do think it’s about time we have a serious discussion about this country’s failing healthcare system… And the crooked monsters running it.
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Friendly reminder that HR is not your friend, they are there to protect the company at all costs
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I buy a book the same way I buy a bottle of wine: do I like the little picture on the front, do I like the little blurb on the back, and does it look like it’ll &#% me up for $12
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Call Me Coach @coachdeehale.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
To avoid disappointment, take people exactly as they are, instead of idealizing about what you wish they would be.
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LP @lesliepaige.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Me to Mother Nature: LET IT SNOW BITCH
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Jae Benear @jaebenear.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My sarcasm will make you want to fight me. I’m built different.
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