hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 13/04/2025i’m alive failed the bar exam got mac demarco tickets for september 🧿 got sad and took out my septum ring for 3 days then realized it was pms and put it back in having existential dread at extreme metal night to cope 130
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 05/03/2025going outside at the bar to cry instead of smoking 020
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 05/03/2025of course i fall asleep during my lunch hour and forget i have a therapy appointment and then my therapist isn’t checking her email because she’s taking off this week for mardi gras when i’m at peak seasonal depression 100
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 01/03/2025how i feel when the finance bro starts rizzing me up at the dive while i’m playing eye tag with the hardcore listener in camo cargo shorts 020
Reposted by hell woods 👹froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 28/02/2025balatro is so much and so addicting 7583
Reposted by hell woods 👹balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 28/02/2025oh fuck im about to party on you 1245
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 15/02/2025is there a surgical transplant procedure for vibes 130
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 14/02/2025if u saw me and i didn’t say go birds back it’s bc i was post puffco and i have social anxiety 000
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 14/02/2025living in philly during another super bowl win is amazing, but i’m also very afraid of crowds so i left the house at 2:30 to take a walk to callowhill and got overwhelmed and just came back to have food at the bar across from my apartment lmao 000
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 12/02/2025got ghosted again so understandably i bought a puffco 010
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 10/02/2025okay apparently parade is on friday so we gucci 000
Reposted by hell woods 👹Pop Base @popbase.tv · 10/02/2025The Philadelphia Eagles have won the 2025 #SuperBowl, defeating the Chiefs. 312452248
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 10/02/2025i just realized i have to make it through the eagles parade after my dentist appointment tomorrow morning :0 #gobirds 110
Reposted by hell woods 👹Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 09/02/2025"BRAT SUMMER!!!!!" she screams in her sweatpants, crushing Oreo Thins on top of vanilla ice cream 736142
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 09/02/2025my type is male hipsters with no jobs and women in recreational sports leagues i’m so sorry 020
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 09/02/2025if the birds win tomorrow i’m getting a pack of american spirits 000
Reposted by hell woods 👹Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 08/02/2025imagine how incredible the puns will be at the dad orgy 1911810
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 09/02/2025refreshing my corporations knowledge by reading the teddy fresh lawsuit complaint 000
Reposted by hell woods 👹vee ✿ @veetelier.com · 02/02/2025guys, i'm kinda addicted to balatro... i did not expect this 71425
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 02/02/2025just tried fernet and i love that it tastes like floss (serious) 030
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 28/01/2025a rare side effect of rexulti is uncontrollable urges to gamble and i just started playing balatro *gulp* 100
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 27/01/2025so indecisive and impulsive that i want to text him how evil he was but i can’t because i deleted the number 3 years ago smh 100
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 27/01/2025i only want to be around other odd and overbearing people 230
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 26/01/2025say whatever about kim and kanye but i think the way ppl talk about north is concerning imo 220
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 26/01/2025hot take, i think the obsession with criticizing north west (11 years old) for singing about jesus in japanese on childlike things is vaguely anti-black to me 010
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 25/01/2025bass crowds over hardstyle every day don’t fight me bc im right 100
Reposted by hell woods 👹J HELL P @jlp.systems · 22/01/2025Something that always cheers me up is saying “hi” to my cat as I walk past as if I were passing a coworker in the hallway 39121154
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 22/01/2025new rule: not going out with anyone who has a raads-r score lower than 100 110
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 22/01/2025why do the most pretentious men keep finding me, i am from NEW JERSEY. dpmo u self-aggrandizing little freak, i went to law school but i like to LAUGH and be SILLY 120
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 20/01/2025if you spend all your time talking shit about bi women for just literally being bisexual they probably won’t want to date you, i hope this helps! 110
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 18/01/2025post-tiktok death i will be returning to full-time tumblr girlism 110
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 17/01/2025as a girly with a jd i think paying for and taking the lsat “for fun” is a very odd way to stroke one’s ego 100
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 13/01/2025i kinda want to get back on tinder, is this a side effect of rexulti 000
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 12/01/2025if u shoulder check and elbow girls at shows in the tits on purpose u deserve to have your achilles tendon bitten by a raccoon btw 120
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 07/01/2025the baggu medium crescent is so spacious that i’m in my uber to the dentist and i found a bottle of kombucha inside from yesterday that i forgot about 020
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 06/01/2025i keep watching people debate on tiktok live someone help 000
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 05/01/2025my new year’s resolution is to be more of a bitch 120
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 30/12/2024it’s been like almost 2 months since my temu squatty potty i bought after a mental health spiral immediately after the election arrived and i finally put it together and it took like 5 minutes lol 010
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 29/12/2024day 2 of this festival and the copper IUD is copper IUDing real hard rn but the party will not stop 000
hell woods 👹 @chroniclibra.bsky.social · 28/12/2024at hijinx and i received a vodka soda so strong i was forced to ask for them to add orange juice after lol 120
