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Pastrami Mommy

@ewelannawhite.bsky.social
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food motivated *ctor, vo artist, comedy writer ✨words in the hard times/hard drive & the bway beat✨

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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saying "who is it?" when the doctor knocks on the exam room door
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Sonnet @sonnetgame.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Thrilled to announce we'll be making our showcase debut next week alongside so many other great indies! #sixoneindie #indiegames #gaming
A promotion for a video game showcase featuring a low-poly medieval rest stop surrounded by a pink and purple sky
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daffodil 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @daff.space · 02/02/2026
Found out about this game by solving a puzzle that was on a sticker in a public bathroom and it just got a trailer and it looks really good!!
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Mikey, that Archetype guy @azurefracture.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I came back to Bluesky today, to update my profile and share this project. This isn't mine in anyway shape or form, but it's extremely interesting. The way they've marketed it so far has me searching for so many clues.. Look for the hidden melody in the Antique Song.. :)
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
oh that movie got a standing ovation at cannes?? ok well some of us get a standing ovation for their cans all the time
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
jobs love to ask you what you see for your future in the interview but hate it when you pull out your scrying orb
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
ok honestly that goes so hard
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
sorry i’m late, it’s lilac season so i had to stop and smell the bush down the street while for the third time today
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
the energy of a saturday bagel is the world is a beautiful place and i am lucky to be in it, the energy of a sunday bagel is grief everlasting
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
when someone takes your favorite bathroom stall at work it’s like how far will gentrification go
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
normalize saying “that’s weird” when someone tells you they live in a ridiculously expensive neighborhood
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
living with a partner is 50% endless love, care and gentleness and 50% barging into the room unannounced and asking them if they want to see your new trick
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
pride and prejudice? oh you mean the “united states of america”
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
living with a partner is 50% endless love, care and gentleness and 50% barging into the room unannounced and asking them if they want to see your new trick
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
when people are like “i’m a midwife” i’m like no! i think you’re a 10 and i’m sure your spouse does too
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
really fucked up that mangos come with a bone inside them
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
love treating myself to a little picnic after grocery shopping (standing at the kitchen counter and having a single taste of 4-5 items before putting them away)
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
we are approaching the period of almost spring where everyone is allotted 10 minutes a day to stop whatever you’re doing and stand in a sunbeam staring into space like a lizard on a rock
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
oh you bought your pet from a breeder? ok well i thrifted mine
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
obsessed with the idea of a historian like that’s just a guy who unearths old gossip
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
a nepotism baby is a person who’s 1/3 strawberry, 1/3 vanilla and 1/3 chocolate
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
i don’t need a weighted blanket i need to be baked into a pie
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
you should be able to call out of work due to malaise
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
pride and prejudice? oh you mean the “united states of america”
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
sure, realism is great but when that realism is magical?? OH baby
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
you should be able to call out of work due to malaise
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
the art//the artist
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
love it when they get creative with pasta shapes like wow that does look like a little radiator
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
i don’t need a weighted blanket i need to be baked into a pie
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
we have a running joke in our household that we almost named our cat shoes because he used to love laying by our shoes when he was a kitten so whenever he does that now, we yell “omg shoes is here!” across the apartment like we’re getting a visit from an old friend
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
who’s the jester of the relationship? trick question, in a perfect relationship it should be both of you
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
they should make a tree that’s comfortable to sit with your back against it
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
the art//the artist
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
sometimes saying you slept terribly just isn’t enough, the victorians were onto something saying shit like “i slept in a tortured manner last night”
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
unsolicited dick pics?? you mean when my exes get suggested on people you may know?
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
just ate a savory snack haha nice now it’s time for a sweet one :) haha nice now it’s time for a savory one :) haha nice now it’s time for a sweet one :) haha nice now it’s time for a savory one :) haha nice now it’s time for a sweet one :) haha nice now it’s time for a savory on
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
am i allowed to have a good lighting selfie as a little treat
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
in ridgewood if you don’t wear your scarf bubushka style they take you behind the bar/venue hybrid and shoot you
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
the fact that they made seasonal affective disorder spell out S.A.D…very cunty indeed
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
when i want to do something and then i actually do it i’m like whoah i am so locked in right now
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
just ate a savory snack haha nice now it’s time for a sweet one :) haha nice now it’s time for a savory one :) haha nice now it’s time for a sweet one :) haha nice now it’s time for a savory one :) haha nice now it’s time for a sweet one :) haha nice now it’s time for a savory on
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
ever see a man and just know his name is david
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Jemma @cygnus5.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Can’t stop won’t stop (reading)
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
i don’t need a weighted blanket i need to be baked into a pie
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
whispering cheese snack cheese snack cheese snack three times in the mirror until i materialize in front of the open fridge like roadkill in a headlight
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
last night was a niche children’s cartoon showing the grotesque reality yet whimsical frivolity of life
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
heavy is the chest that hangs the boob
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
at any point, might i suggest 2-3 frozen hash browns. 2-3 frozen hash browns does hold an arcane power beyond human comprehension, can fix most ailments, also crunchy
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Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
hey does anyone know if we have normal anything tomorrow?
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