Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Strange but I have no photos from the time of either of my grandfathers wearing black hoodies, masks and goggles and throwing bricks at the police. 000
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Bloody hell. I’m sixty. How did that happen? Does this mean I’m a grownup now? 121
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This autumn’s green-fanged tube-web spider has taken up residence behind the garage door remote. They’re a non-native Mediterranean species that has spread to the south of England via ports. @rosewind.bsky.social en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Segestria… 000
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@simonmayo.bsky.social Happy birthday, sir. And this year The Times has you as “Presenter, Greatest Hits Radio, BBC radio (1982-22), and writer, Tick Tock (2022)“ Bit of an upgrade. 010
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Cosham. This is the same lot who were throwing bricks through paediatricians‘ windows a few years ago. I mean not everyone in my city is pig fucking thick. Just a lot of them. 120
Reposted by Lenny LawParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"Dear Diary, Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck bollocks" 581672337
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Well that’s chapeaux to @simonmayo.bsky.social, then. 040
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Nearly time for the kids to go back to school which means @pandamoanimum.bsky.social is duty-bound to post her savage FB vs Insta vs Twitter mum parody which never fails to make me howl with laughter and also makes me dead jealous that I didn’t think of it first. 000
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 20/08/2026@pencilsqueezer.bsky.social Did you see this out of the window this morning, Pete? 120
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 16/08/2026When @simonmayo.bsky.social played Goodbye To Love earlier, he talked over the end of Tony Peluso’s outro guitar solo. I have notified the police obviously. 120
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I’ve found where I’ll be getting my Christmas present for @rosewind.bsky.social pearlsandswine.com/collections/...pearlsandswine.comOccasion Hats, Fascinators & Hatinators by Pearls & SwineMaximalist handcrafted statement hats & fascinators by Pearls & Swine. Bold, quirky, millinery headpieces for weddings, Royal Ascot, races & unforgettable style 030
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 16/07/2026DNH is the account that flounced from Twitter because of the horrid transphobia. And yet here he is telling men that women aren’t acceptible punchbags. Unless presumably you’re a bloke who thinks he’s a woman in which case it’s open season on the horrid TERFs. You can’t have it both ways, mate. 000
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Bloke’s been doing the Naked Butler thing at a retirement home. The first time he did it, three old ladies had a stroke but the others couldn’t reach. 110
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Nicola Sturgeon’s Chinny Reckon denials that she knew anything about her husband’s embezzlement of funds are amusing. Particularly when you find that one of her favourite books is Black Widow by @brookmyre.bsky.social which was remarkably pre-emptive. malcolmrichardclark.substack.com/p/sturgeons-...malcolmrichardclark.substack.comSturgeon's Crime Fiction Sob Story.How much did Nicola Sturgeon really know about her husband's crimes? There may be a clue in the crime novel he bought her for Valentine's Day. 000
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Dutch salvors Smit got the job of dealing with it and they did what they had previously done with the wreck of the Russian submarine Kursk, using tungsten carbide coated cables to chop the ship into bits which were towed away. The cars were also lifted. 010
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The Times has properly turned its guns on to Nige. Not that I’m complaining but I wonder what he’s done to upset Rupert Murdoch? 000
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 01/07/2026For some reason this made me think of @stevenc63.bsky.social 010
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Sociopathic weirdo pub chain owner Humphrey Smith popped his clogs yesterday. @daveyjones.bsky.social probably only narrowly avoided getting sued by him the other year. 084
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Highest June UK temperature of 36.1°C recorded in Gosport. A local said "It's horrible, you just want to be somewhere else completely different, anywhere would be better than this hell." They also said that the temperature was quite warm as well. 020
Reposted by Lenny LawOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 24/06/20263500 excess deaths in UK in 1976 heatwave Many places ran out of water It wasn't embraced it was fucking miserable And this fantastist is an idiot 89833201
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Any chance of a link to it? Asking for a friend, obviously. 000
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 09/06/2026What was Sri Lanka previously called? Ceylon. What was Istanbul previously called? Constantinople. What was Myanmar previously called? Burma. What was St Petersburg previously called? Leningrad. What was Iceland previously called? Bejam. 000
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Well that’s my Christmas present for @rosewind.bsky.social sorted out. 010
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 07/06/2026If anyone wants to understand how dazzle camouflage was designed to confuse rangefinders, the explanation doesn’t get much better than this. @dreadships.bsky.social 010
Reposted by Lenny LawLouisiana Families for Vaccines @lafamilies4vax.bsky.social · 23/05/2026There is no connection between vaccines and sudden infant death. 052
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 22/05/2026All went off over the road tonight. Hordes of teenagers celebrating end of school before GCSEs milling around being pains in the arse. Dibble turned out in force, group dispersal order enforced. 230
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 11/05/2026”Fabrice was the luckiest medieval centaur in the whole of France because he had an arse that looked just like Orson Welles and when you have an arse that looks like Orson Welles, fun is never far away“ Sometimes these @daveyjones.bsky.social Viz strips just write themselves. 041
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 08/05/2026@brookmyre.bsky.social You‘ve made the pages of the Portsmouth News. A career peak if ever there can be one. 110
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 02/05/2026@brookmyre.bsky.social A mention in The Times today.. 000
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 30/04/2026The 20th anniversary tour for the finest pop album of the last 25 years. We’ll be there. It was released on 5/6/06, the same day as @brookmyre.bsky.social book A Tale Etched In Blood And Hard Black Pencil It was also the day my dad died suddenly and unexpectedly. 120
Reposted by Lenny LawMorten Morland @mortenmorland.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Thursday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla... 08829
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 22/04/2026My nan got her knickers from C&A because the label always reminded her which way round to put them on. 020
Reposted by Lenny LawDr_Aust_PhD @draustphd.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Vraiment. Ce Chien sait que M'sieu Trompe l'Orange est un grand espèce de merde. 001
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Angine De Poitrine. Astonishing music. Angular, odd, microtonal but incredibly propulsive stuff. The absolute antithesis of current chart slop. Which is maybe why they’ve got some serious traction over the last week or so. These two are about to go massive. 020
Reposted by Lenny LawAgolf Twitler Slayer @slayeragolf.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Reports say Netanyahu pitched war with Iran to every U.S. president—and got rejected every time. Then he switched tactics: skip the briefing, make a video, and aim it at the one guy too impatient to read and too impulsive to think. #TrumpIsDumbAsFuck 762742667
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 08/04/2026They’re only playing stuff from 1991 on 6Music today which can’t be 35 years ago because that would make me old. I keep getting flashbacks to assorted running jokes on the old @simonmayo.bsky.social breakfast show on R1. 000
Reposted by Lenny LawViz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 05/04/2026subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz354bs 526340
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Jr and his mate D came for a pint with us. Probably because we were buying. 040
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Horrified by early 70s Izal school bumwad when I was about five I swore I would never again drop my fudge in school hours. I kept to my pledge until sixth form when decent arse paper prevailed. 101
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Due to his scheduled hernia surgery, Tottenham keeper Guglielmo Vicario will miss the next 2 managers 030
Lenny Law @lennylaw.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I don’t read much fiction these days but I rather enjoyed this. Meticulously plotted and a cracking twist at the end. 000
