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Legitimate Teddy

@legitimateteddy.bsky.social
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she/her i guess

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Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 26/08/2026
Making a service called Chat GTP where it’s just me telling you about green tree pythons and only green tree pythons
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 19/08/2026
I’m not “boycotting” GTA VI. I’m just not buying it. I’m a 27 year old woman. I’m saving my money for the dentist
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Legitimate Teddy @legitimateteddy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Steve Harvey: We asked 100 married men, name something you wish your wife was. Trans woman looking back to wink at her four girlfriends: Hung! Steve Harvey, flabbergasted, pointing at the board: Show me a hung wife!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 13/07/2026
straight boy SHOCKS barista by ordering in perfect fagcent
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🔞aeritea🔞 @aeritea.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
was looking through some old art folders and um...... i don't remember when or why I drew this 😭 LMAO
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Kids need/deserve traumatic films. Films that show death or lasting consequences that aren't resolved almost instantly. Fear, anger, grief and frustration should be part of kids movies. Kids arent stupid, they feel big emotions just like adults, they deserve to see those experiences reflected back.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 10/07/2026
you wouldnt think it but like basically every other problem, kids having too much screentime is easily solved by fixing socioeconomic inequality
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jam-orbital @jamorbital.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
big fat tits
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Spicymancer @spicymancer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yeah okay.
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Joomee 🔞 @joomee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
morning, hope you all have a wonderful day! ☕
my oc ashe, sitting and enjoying a hot cup of coffee in the morning.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green with a question.
Blue: Hey can you help me make up my mind about something?

Green sits calmly and listens as Blue goes on, ponderously tapping his chin with the tip of his tail.
Blue: Okay, so I've got three options- no, wait, the second option makes no sense for this.

Green sits still while Blue goes on, looking over his shoulder to the direction he came from.
Blue: And now that I think about it, the third one is the same as the fist, but worse.

Satisfied with this talk, Blue carries on, returning the way he had come. Green has not moved at all.
Blue: The first it is, then.
Green: Glad to help.
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🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟‍♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
updated for the modern times
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 30/05/2023
you cannot matter in a way that kills me
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Legitimate Teddy @legitimateteddy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
detailing my car with pudding so that the devil and the proof can make out sloppy style
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Legitimate Teddy @legitimateteddy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
drink your liquor, don't think, and lick her
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
the same way eliminating car dealers, realtors and other parasitic right-wing industries needs to be a goal of the left for its own survival, eliminating chriorpactors, the supplements industry and other quack medicine needs to be on the agenda too
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Harpy @harpsicorpse.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The cards see all.
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JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 23/03/2026
My woke opinion of the day is tying art to capital, and capital to survival, is fundamentally anti-art It inherently compromised the artists vision from the roots. its financial success is a factor that will always exist in the creators mind - informed or opposed Want pure art? Kill capitalism
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Roberto Faria @betofaria.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
To my Canadian friends, an acquaintance started a petition to allow US transgender citizens to claim refugee status here. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en... If you’re Canadian please sign it. If you’re not, please share ❤️
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Petition e-7195 - Petitions
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 02/03/2026
guy who illegally moves into an unoccupied home because he was told squatting would help tone his ass
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Legitimate Teddy @legitimateteddy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Calligrapher doing a JOI video call that a stroke order
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Legitimate Teddy @legitimateteddy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
i'd love to visit the Home of Sexual but i worry that every room is just a uniquely decorated goon cave with little to offer in terms of educational value
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Legitimate Teddy @legitimateteddy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
she wonka on my willy but this gobstopper's everlasting 😔
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ririarts (comms closed) @ririsfilthyart.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
This. Fuck, this so often
Tumblr post: [guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.
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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Why the weird jacket with all these patches and Pins?

Because I'm cool and I like cool shit
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 16/12/2025
Apples xkcd.com/3180/
Comic. [Two people one one side of a pile of seven apples, next to person with long hair next to five apples.] PERSON: Okay, with my seven apples added to your five, we have… let’s se… twelve apples! PERSON 2 [with hands raised]: Incredible! Perfect agreement with the theory! [caption] Experimental Mathematicians
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Hey everyone going WELL TIME TO PLAY MORE FORTNITE TO HUNT DOWN PEOPLE WEARING HARRY POTTER STUFF No. Stop playing Fortnite. They're partnering with Rowling and Harry Potter in 2025, with full knowledge of what that decision means. Stop supporting them. Stop playing the game.
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Without HRT I get extremely dysphoric and can quickly fall into suicicdal depression. There's trans people with an even more severe need for HRT than me. There's some trans people who don't have such intense dysphoria or need for HRT. I don't see the need to separate us into different categories
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/12/2025
so far the only concrete thing ai has done is make the entire tech market worse and every consumer facing tech product less usable or accessable
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
The curse that keeps giving. #art #bimbofication
"So this curse is making you legally change your name and update your sex on your ID?"

"Yes! Duh! Why is that so hard to understand?""So this curse makes you go to pride parades?"

"It's a complicated curse."
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 10/12/2025
Instant all-timer here:
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 01/12/2025
there's the horrors but yknow, there's also the joy
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sara @saradotfeminism.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Katherine RCBG
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Legitimate Teddy @legitimateteddy.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
in ranked competitive sex, would hate fucking be considered tilt queueing
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Uninvited Guest @r47l0v3r.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
In a world that demands we use every waking moment to produce something, rest is revolutionary.
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Uninvited Guest @r47l0v3r.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
BDSM scene where you get beaten up with a squeaky mallet
Plastic squeaky mallet with blue head and red handle
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ethel cainhurst † @durendoll.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
strategically limited by treaty nut november
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
formula one but all the cars are the fuck truck from titanic
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Xan @comicsbyxan.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The use of "food pyramid" instead of "food triangle" suggests there are further categories of food we don't even know about because they're displayed on the faces of the pyramid that are pointing away from us Maybe we can eat paper? Metal? Fire? WHAT'S ON THE OTHER FACES
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Elouyn 💖 4.0 DEBUT 30th OCTOBER! @elouyn.me · 06/11/2025
I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖 Hint. Fucking. Hint.
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Fat Transgender Firebrand @vootcaboot.gay · 06/11/2025
facing the wall and waiting to see if the rifle is full of blanks or not
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Reluu @reluu.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Melinoe backshot wip
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/11/2025
it never feels right when something good happens. we aren’t supposed to have hope at all
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