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I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round #COYS

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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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DOUBLE TROUBLE REBEL MC JUST KEEP ROCKIN
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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BEAUTIFUL SOUTH LITTLE TIME
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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MARY J BLIGE FAMILY AFFAIR
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Emathion 📯 @emathion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The French made a short film about what could happen after all immigrants would follow the ‘white, angry old man’s’ advice to go back where they came from.
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evo1963.bsky.social @evo1963.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fact that water is in the hands of private companies is inexcusable.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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NIRVANA NEVERMIND
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Spurfectly Cromluent @spurfectcromulent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monday.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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LAURYN HILL THAT THING
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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BIZARRE INC I’M GONNA GET YOU
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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REM DRIVE
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Mac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tottenham Hotspur football club (August 2025-present)
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LeftOnTheShelf @leftontheshelf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FFS Coventry are winning. We could be relying on Man Utd to keep us off the bottom of the table over the international break.
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LeftOnTheShelf @leftontheshelf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So 2 points from 5 games that sounds vaguely familiar. Anyway the next 5 are; Man Utd A Coventry H Chelsea A Crystal Palace H Leeds A How many points are we getting? I need you "things are about to click" people to give me hope #COYS
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LeftOnTheShelf @leftontheshelf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just watched the goals back. The defending for the first two goals was really bad ☹️
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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Spurs looked good and carried play, but they got a grand total of three shots from open play inside 15 yards. And this was the best they've looked at turning possession into shots all season! Maybe it's a bit unfair that they're behind, but the real problem is they still can't create chances.
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
so glad that Premier League experience told Robbo to keep that ball in
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Port of London Authority @londonportauth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There is currently a pod of pilot whales near Gravesend. We are working with marine mammal experts at British Divers Marine Life Rescue (BDMLR) and doing all we can to keep them safe while they are with us. Read our full statement ➡️ pla.co.uk/pilot-whales...
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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KATE BUSH THE SENSUAL WORLD
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Chris Bertram @crookedfootball.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"RNLI crew members had been forced to take their permits off their cars after their tyres have been repeatedly slashed. Most of them have been pilloried at the school gates or turned away from local pubs. One man who worked in search and rescue had been beaten unconscious and hospitalised"
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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KYLIE MINOGUE CAN’T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Each day stranger than the last.
The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but the boyfriend is now Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon, his girlfriend is a furious Hitler and the object of his attention is Ed Sheeran.
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LeftOnTheShelf @leftontheshelf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=mELc...
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How Tottenham Spent £300m and STILL Can’t Win.
YouTube video by James Lawrence Allcott
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans
Piddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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SUGARHILL GANG RAPPERS DELIGHT
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All day Piddington's womminfolk have been telling news how they will be terrified of "hundreds of young men nearby, free to come and go as they please." NOT ONE JOURNALIST has asked: "How did you cope when it was an army base? Who came and went then? Nuns?" Soon as you ask that, all becomes clear.
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TheSpursStatsMan @spursplstatsman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Despite coming on in the 57th minute, Mateus Fernandes completed the joint most passes into the attacking 1/3 (5 with Marcos Senesi).
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LeftOnTheShelf @leftontheshelf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sky banging on about Liverpool's young players they played four and all were subbed off FFS
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markstatsbot @markstatsbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Liverpool 3 : 1 Spurs ▪ Penbox shots: 6 - 11 ▪ Deep Entries: 9 - 14 ▪ Buildup completion: 84.0% - 87.1% ▪ PPDA: 7.8 - 9.3 ▪ High turnovers: 8 - 3
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markstatsbot @markstatsbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Liverpool 3 : 1 Spurs ▪ xG: 1.28 - 2.38 ▪ xThreat: 1.33 - 1.47 ▪ Possession: 43.3% - 56.7% ▪ Field Tilt: 41.3% - 58.7% ▪ Def Action Height: 43.6 - 40.9
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LeftOnTheShelf @leftontheshelf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That Savio chance before the 3rd goal comes up the season. All good up until the last action then the suckered punch from 30 yards #COYS
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Jack (tehTrunk) @tehtrunk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How shit must you be, we just scored a goal 🎶
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hear me out: I think we can score
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LeftOnTheShelf @leftontheshelf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did we overpay for Senesi?
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Matt Speight, Hater of Currys Group Limited @speight88.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah just let him go Conor no problem.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Newcastle forwards scoring once-in-a-lifetime goals against us before going back to stinking up the Premier League. Super Leeds though!
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Matt Speight, Hater of Currys Group Limited @speight88.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Unai Emery being all suave with his 1 goal and one point, wooing the office lady.

Evil Chirpy attempts to be similarly suave with his 0 goals 2 points, but is rightfully prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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DOCUMENT REM
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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LOVE MACHINE GIRLS ALOUD
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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YOU’RE ALL I NEED TO GET BY MARVIN AND TAMMI
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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THE DREAMING KATE BUSH
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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PRINCE HITS
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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PRODIGY VOODOO PEOPLE
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LeftOnTheShelf @leftontheshelf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
With 1 goal in 8 league games between them next week's lunch time kick-off is already shaping up to be a thriller. El Clean Shitio anyone? #COYS
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