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Andy Gaffney

@agaff.bsky.social
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'Semi-retired' football writer. I only have time to tweet bad opinions.

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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Steve Emmo @steveemmo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All these people demanding City get kicked out of the league. Why should we get punished too. Thats 6 points we need to finish 17th. Their punishment should be to play us every week
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This will be a good indication of how big the PL's cojones are. They have a chance to send a significant message, that cheating won't be tolerated and an example should be made. Or they can get their money back, essentially slap City on the wrist and try to protect the brand value over integrity.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I actually thought the whole "chuck them out of the entire football league" folk were a bit mental but, after reading that PL statement, it actually feels like the only fair solution. And if they want to fight it, squeeze every penny from them until they go bust.
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Dean Craddock @dean5150.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Exactly.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do you think we are all guilty of moving our moral judgement on things if it involves someone/thing we like or respect? Such as keeping an active account on X (feeding Elon's hate bubble) or supporting a person who uses substack (despite it platforming nazis)? How much grey do you allow?
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rodri doesn't touch Jude though?
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Those Spanish fans actually singing the national anthem.. yikes.
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Sid Lowe @sidlowe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did you guess it? I don’t know how! Heeeeere’s Lamine. The boy’s a bit special www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Lamine Yamal: ‘Football is mechanised but players like me have that special spark’
The Spain and Barcelona wonderkid has won the World Cup and European Championship but tells Sid Lowe there are no limits for his career
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It would be peak PL behaviour for Chelsea, also proven cheaters, to demand compensation from City.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lists and rankings are designed to get you to argue about them, not to be right. It's like brainrot for the intellectuals.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That smug wanker who pops up on Talksport, deeply tucked inside City's hole, looks devastated. Which can only be considered a win.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
De Zerbi when he turns up to the training ground this week and spots Richarlison.
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Emathion 📯 @emathion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The French made a short film about what could happen after all immigrants would follow the ‘white, angry old man’s’ advice to go back where they came from.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We are just actively giving up on the world at this point.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bottom of the league! Yay.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Neville embarrassing himself again.
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Dr Tottenham Podcast @drtottenham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
E277 Is It Time To Worry Yet? 🌅 Bright Start ⏰ Leaving it Late 🚑 Porro Injury 🧩 Finding the Fit 🦷 Teething Problems 🪑 De Zerbi Hot Seat 🤔 Tel Dropped 💩 Relegation Battle 🛫 International Break #COYS  #THFC  Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/23RK... YouTube: www.youtube.com/live/PoIHXku...
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E277 Is It Time To Worry Yet? (Spurs 2 Villa 3)
YouTube video by Doctor Tottenham Pod (A Tottenham Hotspur Podcast)
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Dr Tottenham Podcast @drtottenham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Join us LIVE AT 4pm (UK) - (11am ET) as we pick the bones out of that mess. YouTube link here youtube.com/@drtottenham?s… #COYS  #THFC
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I suppose we should still pod. Just earlier, so this start can be banished into the shadow realm. The good news is Spurs can't ruin your weekend for almost a month now.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bit embarrassing our best players were Gallagher and Maddison.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fletch desperately disappointed he can't keep saying how long it's been since Spurs scored in the Premier League. Gonna have to throw away half his notes.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I know some of you might look to me for positivity – I apologise in advance. Whilst not scoring is awful I think it's equally as damning that our losses this season have been against sides who didn't even need to perform well (Newcastle, Liverpool & Villa). Aside from Brentford, who were excellent
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I do think we are right to expect a little more from Tonali & Fernandes though. So often they pick the safe option, or the touch isn't good enough to keep an attack flowing. Obviously they don't dictate the price tags paid for them but it's in these difficult moments they need to make a difference.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We'll put my thoughts on 'Fletch' to one side, as I'm not sure how the moderation system is on here.. Largely good. Again. Wasteful in the final third. Again. We might be lacking in confidence but some of the technical ability from our forwards is shocking. First touch, passing, movement, etc.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Of course their shot turns into the perfect cross..
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
'Fletch' is such a wanker.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lamine Yamal has let himself down with those quotes about the Ballon d'Or and an obvious dig at Harry Kane. For a young man who has faced a lot of unnecessary and unwarranted criticism already, he should know better than getting into the football politicking for individual awards.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jamie Redknapp suddenly remembers he thought that Brentford would at least get a point tonight. This despite not saying such a thing pre-match and after basically having his hand in his trousers whilst talking about Palmer and Rogers at half-time. He's an empty-headed bozo.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Turns out losing 3-0 at Brentford is pretty standard..
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Spurs pretty decent again. Wasteful, again. Haha. We really need to work on having a settled forward line and letting those relationships develop. It's almost very good but almost is doing some heavy lifting. Beaten by some incredible strikes in the end. Maybe we deserved an equaliser, maybe not.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We should try more of that shooting on target stuff. But fair play, that was a cracker from Sausages.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SPURS HAVE SCORED KLAXON
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Feel like we have to take off Gallagher and Marmoush at this point.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Archie has done okay at right back but he *has* to play those forward balls to break the line, like Pedro does, or we turn back around and recycle possession.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Spurs pretty good again. Wasteful, again. Senesi rusty, which is why he needs these minutes. Tosin impressive. Some good work in midfield but it breaks down too often in attack, either due to a poor touch or holding onto the ball and missing the pass. 2 great chances to score: 1 saved, 1 missed.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Spurs start quite well, have a great chance to take the lead - matched by a fantastic save. Then a fortunate deflection goes to Mac Allister - brilliant finish - and suddenly the commentator asks if Archie Gray should be Tottenham captain. It's such lazy, lazy narratives.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ALAN SMITH AGAIN?!
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You wonder how long Valencia can aimlessly exist, without ever trying to better themselves, before they get relegated and threaten to become the latest fallen giants to disappear out of view. The fans deserve so much more.
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Gary Taphouse @garytaphouse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Vacancy: Head of video content at Tottenham Hotspur FC www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/44... #mediajobs
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's as if all the uber rich folk are missing slavery and are desperate to bring it back.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Newcastle forwards scoring once-in-a-lifetime goals against us before going back to stinking up the Premier League. Super Leeds though!
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Believing something to be true doesn't automatically make it true.
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… Thanks, I Speight it… @speight88.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Unai Emery being all suave with his 1 goal and one point, wooing the office lady.

Evil Chirpy attempts to be similarly suave with his 0 goals 2 points, but is rightfully prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I sympathise with United fans over the offside goal yesterday, as the ones I follow are good folk, but it also felt like karma for all of Neville's biased commentary & him always wanting to set the narrative about certain players and decisions. Kinda channeled some inner Cartman versus Scott vibes.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Plug us into your ears for the Monday commute so you don't think about how much of a scam modern life is that we work five days a week and only get two days off.
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Dr Tottenham Podcast @drtottenham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
E276 Please Score A Goal ❌ No Goals Scored Again ❔Confidence or Talent ⏱️ Time to Gel 🩼 Injury Management 🐦 Richarlison Saga ✍🏼 Bergvall New Contract 📰 Poch Interview 🦁 Villa Preview 🏆 Carabao Cup ➕ More #COYS #THFC Audio: open.spotify.com/episode/0gVo... Video: www.youtube.com/live/IVvmkUP...
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E276 Please Score A Goal
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Dr Tottenham Podcast @drtottenham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Join us LIVE TODAY at 8pm UK (3pm ET) on our YouTube channel here www.youtube.com/live/IVvmkUP... as well as on our Facebook page and X feed. Another point but still no goals scored, we discuss all the talking points from yesterdays game against Everton and much more. #THFC   #COYS
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YouTube video by Doctor Tottenham Pod (A Tottenham Hotspur Podcast)
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is really nauseating analysis. They are just repeating the same thing over and over again here.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can I roll out my "it's not VAR that's the problem, it's because the people in charge of it are bozos" argument again please?
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