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Kenny Uong @kennyuong.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Bay Area folks: please vote yes on Measure RTM! Transit is essential. Save transit!!
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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Lumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
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lazylazerbeam.bsky.social @lazylazerbeam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Rain Rainy
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lazylazerbeam.bsky.social @lazylazerbeam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Other states besides Texas with voter registration deadlines over the next 7 days: Arkansas, Arizona, Alaska, Florida, Georgia, Indiana , Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Rhode Island, Tennessee, South Carolina.
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lazylazerbeam.bsky.social @lazylazerbeam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The ONE freaking night I forget to put the garbage out they pick it up on time. 🤬
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To celebrate the launch of Sweet Shop, the Comixology We Truly Deserve, ALL Iron Circus ebooks are ONE. DOLLAR. EACH. GET ON THIS.
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lazylazerbeam.bsky.social @lazylazerbeam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love that avocados are so important in Mexico that there's a section all about them and the different types in one of the school textbooks.
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lazylazerbeam.bsky.social @lazylazerbeam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love when there's a cool breeze and I can open the windows... oops no, it smells like cow shit.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 05/09/2026
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Stargate Sg1 Richard Dean Anderson
Alt: Stargate, SG-1, Jack: "It's O'Neill with 2 Ls. There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one L. he has no sense of humor at all."
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Jaymar Thee Author @jaymarjackson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
youtu.be/DBYV0WOMJ6s?...
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Aint Afraid - Always There [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Aint Afraid
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lazylazerbeam.bsky.social @lazylazerbeam.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I thought Kars 4 Kids had to stop their TV ads?
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Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Apple charges people ~20% more than the Patreon list price and they keep the difference for themselves. They also hold the proceeds of iOS app sales for 75 days, making it impossible for creators to accurately predict earnings. They basically inserted themselves in order to rip *more* people off
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"Do the thing you can do instead of beating yourself up over not doing the thing you're not doing" is honestly life-changing, even life-saving, advice.
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A snippet of the popular scrooge post:

509 muppets: there goes mr asshole, there goes mr bitch
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❦ emmy ❦ @princewife.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i want to be just famous enough that they let me in the criterion closet
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 20/07/2026
360 no scope headshot
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 18/07/2026
hi this is a really big deal. Chaco Canyon is one of the most important historical sites in North America. the area tribes are extremely opposed to this. please please please comment on this with the BLM. it takes two minutes.
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lazylazerbeam.bsky.social @lazylazerbeam.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Yes! Same!
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lazylazerbeam.bsky.social @lazylazerbeam.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Nooooo wtf
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
At long last, Mitch McCo—wait, what?
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’m just a woman, staring inside my fridge, begging the random ingredients to get together and make something edible.
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 04/06/2026
I’m 50.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Please do not buy my books from Amazon. If you are outside the UK and cannot find an independent bookshop who stocks them, please purchase them from @blackwells.bsky.social who do free international delivery: blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro...
Fuck Amazon. Fuck The Man in all his increasingly evil digicorporate forms. Fuck art-killing cowardice and greed and AI. Independent is the only way for me from now on and I intend to do everything I can to direct people who want to read my work to independent bookshops. If you are an independent bookshop please let me know of your existence here. Let’s work together on this.
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goodmuzic.bsky.social @goodmuzic.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Bone Thugs-n-Harmony - 1st of the Month (1995) #ClassicHipHop #MusicSky
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lazylazerbeam.bsky.social @lazylazerbeam.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
My daughter lost her tooth
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lazylazerbeam.bsky.social @lazylazerbeam.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
QTP with a gif from one of your favorite comfort shows.
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Teal'c Drinks Coffee from Pot in Stargate SG-1
Alt: Teal'c Drinks Scalding Hot Coffee from Pot in Stargate SG-1
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Jay Lender @jaylender.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Faux-old poster with fold marks. Postal Mascot Mr. Zip holds up a letter. Text reads: The Post Office is a SERVICE not a business! (Just like the police and fire departments!) When they say it NEEDS to turn a profit... Tell them to GO FUCK THEMSELVES!
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lazylazerbeam.bsky.social @lazylazerbeam.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Happy Homies: Happy Monday Joy
ALT: Happy Homies: Happy Monday Joy
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
GIVEAWAY! Dead Weight is coming out next week and to celebrate I'm giving away two copies that have been personally bitten by Uggi and will be personally signed by me and shipped to the winners wherever they live! To enter just like and share this post and I'll select the winners on May 26th!
Uggi the dog next to my hand, holding a copy of Dead Weight Two copies of Dead Weight with teethmarks
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I cannot stress enough how much anyone who complains about the government spending money to give new parents free diapers should never know one single moment of peace
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
this was peak late night youtu.be/atijWqBG7Vw?...
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HD Craig Ferguson and Peter Capaldi
YouTube video by arya1788
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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 13/05/2026
Aye, Georgia, early voting ends on Friday and the primary is on Tuesday. The Supreme Court election is on this ballot. It is not a primary, the winners are installed as judges. Go. Vote.
Breakdown by age of early primary voters in GA through May 12. Grid shows fewer than 20% of early voters are under50.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 12/05/2026
they are literally never going to join you. i will not support anyone who: 1) thinks we need a "Strong Republican party." 2) doesn't pledge to undo what Trump has done literally immediately. 3) does not support robust court reform to unpack the courts. End of.
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Negromemnon @saintpablo.blacksky.app · 08/05/2026
Ight good news and bad news: Rent is paid. Nothing else is. lol Account is -300 in the hole. Could use a boost. Preciate the help.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
@DickLover30000 
I am the biggest dick lover of them all.

Dick Lover 30001 @DickLuv... 8/28
@DickLover30000 Not so fast
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lazylazerbeam.bsky.social @lazylazerbeam.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
Tweet from @drewjanda that says "The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 25/04/2026
It's today, today!
 Top panel shows outdoor nighttime scene with group of people in formal attire standing in conversation, with text overlay "Describe your perfect date." Bottom panel shows close-up of two people holding microphones - man in burgundy jacket on left and woman with reddish hair wearing sash on right. Man's response reads: "That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket."
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lazylazerbeam.bsky.social @lazylazerbeam.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Refund is always slow as hell, though, that's for sure.
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kia speaks @kiaspeaks.us · 15/04/2026
Hey Georgia! If you live in Dekalb County, the fire department will install free smoke and carbon dioxide detectors in your home. Send me a message if you need the contact info.
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Wilderness Watch @wildernesswatch.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The public comment period has been extended to April 24! Help us stop the National Park Service from approving new rule that allows for cruel and unethical hunting practices on America’s National Preserves in Alaska, including in Wilderness. >>> wildernesswatch.substack.com/p/park-servi...
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Park Service proposes cruel hunting practices on National Preserves in Alaska, including on over eight million acres of Wilderness
Public comment period extended to April 24
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👻 Spooky Hot Pie 👻 @mick-ee.blacksky.app · 09/04/2026
After learning about that website where you can watch people’s home cameras, yea… no.
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aliv504.blacksky.app @aliv504.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
If you vote in Louisiana check your Geaux Vote App, apparently they did another purge and wiped out over 500k active voters and made them inactive
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 04/04/2026
Actually we should just give citizenship to every undocumented person in the United States who wants it. Walking over an imaginary line isn't some great moral atrocity. Making people live in the shadows as a permanent underclass absolutely IS.
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 04/04/2026
This is me because I'll be damned if i do a Tik Tok dance for engagement.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
ugh I look horrible plz delete
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Keith Kurson @keithlaugh.love · 03/04/2026
the damage these two have done to nonprofits in the bay area over the last year of fast pull backs is insane. just truly disgusting people. www.sfgate.com/bayarea/arti...
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Closure of Zuckerberg-backed Bay Area school triggers enrollment overload
The school board proposed an increased property tax to mitigate the enrollment surge.
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