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Rootless Suburbian

@rootless.bsky.social
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Ancient Millenial Jersey Jewish Kaiju. Blue Sky's #1 Totenkopf hater. Cursed by Smooch. He/him. Reskeets and follows are not necessarily an endorsement. These posts don't represent any of my employers. Mercutio Politics ftw.

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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 21m
Yes, I'm being pedantic about Joshua Chamberlain.
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Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 26m
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 4h
Still kind of inconceivable how many people died or will die because of the death of USAID. And the world’s richest man did it almost as a joke
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 28m
OK. Bad way to dunk on Chris Hayes for being a Platner cheerleader.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 57m
The “Cornell 7” framing rubs me the same way described in this thread. We usually use that language for people falsely accused of crimes. Personally, I’ll be going back to “the Cornell gang rapists.”
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 2h
Cowboys past and present are: Black, Indigenous, Latino, immigrant, queer, trans, radical, female (and the ones in rodeos rely on rodeo clowns to keep them safe). And that pro-democracy pro-Constitution patriots despise this dimwitted pile of hatreds. I've met cowboys and you, sir, are no cowboy.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 35m
Justice for Felicia Sonmez.
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David Schraub @schraubd.bsky.social · 44m
THE PEOPLE! UNITED! WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED!
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Sunkist Fruit Gems return after panic over loss of synagogue staple - Jewish Telegraphic Agency
The company told JTA its candy would retain kosher certification, individual wrapping and fruit flavors.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 45m
many books are terrible and formulaic and could be replicated by AI, but there is no genre that is *inherently* terrible and formulaic and could be replicated by AI. there is terrible and formulaic 'literary' fiction.
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daniel sieradski @self.agency · 56m
campus police exist to protect universities from real police investigations and the bad press that accompanies them. they are public relations with guns. their purpose is to make the story go away so the university avoids a headache, not to secure justice for crime victims.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 42m
Apropos of nothing I'm curious why Ben Roehtlisberger and Jameis Winston aren't in prison.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 54m
Send my secretary of war, please!
An image of Henny Youngman with his violin.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 58m
Military no longer defending the Constitution.
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Priyamvada Gopal @priyamvadagopal.bsky.social · 3h
The outrage at Mamdani on the left is just embarrassing, shameful in itself, but also just leaning into a stereotype that will be wielded gleefully.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 1h
Trying to cure Smooch curse with my favorite Pretenders song. youtu.be/NDvqDTdgIj0?...
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Mystery Achievement (2018 Remaster)
YouTube video by The Pretenders - Topic
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 2h
New racism just dropped.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 2h
I hate to tell him this, but high testosterone turns you into a beardo.
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Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 2h
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Abhorrent Abby @abhorrentabby.bsky.social · 4h
"It's 2026! Having Magneto be a Holocaust survivor just doesn't make sense!" Apocalypse is ancient Egyptian. Mr Sinister is from Victorian England. Mystique is at least as old as him. Selene exists. If you can accept these characters, you can have Magneto be from the 30s
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Mom for Gliberty @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 5h
AI should absolutely not be making decisions, jfc.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 5h
Luddite/Old Man Yells At Cloud moment, but I blame the people who normalized auto-tune.
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Gooseberry (ready for Spring 🌷) @eisforenkidu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mamdanides
Mayor Zohran Mamdani: The Talmud teaches *cuts off*
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 8h
Ralph Nader is on my time travel hit list.
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Igneous Sigil 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 22h
There's already too many priorities to fit in 2-4 years for the next administration but at some point we also need to destroy cryptocurrency.
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I give up. I’m moving into a cave.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 8h
Notice how the people opposed to fighting Antisemitism use the word "Zionist."
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 9h
Mamdani remains the best litmus test of anti-Zionism vs. Antisemitism. If you go after him for this, you're not an anti-Zionist, you're an antisemite. Mamdani has drawn a consistent line and stuck to it.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 9h
Gendo Ikari levels of punchable face.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 9h
Umm, yes please. Also, Liz Warren, apologize for the Platner endorsement.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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nancabell.bsky.social @nancabell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Al Swearingen in Deadwood is way up there. Terrible person who understands the necessity of civilization. Killer wit. Ian McShane is an artist of profanity.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We all know what this looks like. Unacceptable.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She was fully on board with this caravan bullshit when it inspired the Tree of Life shooter. Stop handing it to MTG.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Best Visual Novel I've ever played from a pure writing standpoint. Heavy LGBT themes. Dark romance that works. I can't recommend it highly enough.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An unfortunate disappointment. Bayonetta 2 remains my favorite pure character action game.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Haven't heard it. Don't care. Still listening to old Weezer and Cure. Only new stuff I'm listening to is Olivia Rodrigo and new Cure and Weezer.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nick Fuentes hates all women. Do not approach unless it's to ruin his day.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ban the frat and expel and indict the perpetrators. Scorched earth.
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Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The moral collapse of our politics is perfectly embodied by this kind of salacious tripe and a media ecosystem that can’t get enough of gossip qua analysis
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a book about how completely unprincipled attention hounds will always make their way to the right because they know the right will have them. The NYMag piece? I guess that’s a story about how unprincipled attention hounds deserve attention as long as they’re shitting on democrats.
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Talking about or laughing about?
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Neblueska?
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Abhorrent Abby @abhorrentabby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hmmm
"Shadowrun" in the Cyberpunk 2077 font
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
that 18 percent seems really well represented in the news and on social media bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Dr. Vin Gupta @vinguptamd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Behind the rhetoric around measles are real patients, families and clinicians carrying the consequences. This week, I traveled to rural Pennsylvania to hear directly from doctors at the center of an unprecedented outbreak Their stories deserve to cut through the noise—and remind us what’s at stake
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I actually wrote a paper in college about how the American people are like Jar Jar Binks back in 2003.
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Carolyn Petit @carolynmichelle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All these games filled with very incremental bonuses do make me miss the days of, like, Zelda 1, when every upgrade was like "this sword does twice as much damage!"
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Rootless Suburbian @rootless.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have you ever heard of fluoridation, Mandrake?
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