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LavenderP @lavenderp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Had to learn to walk again twice and now in the midst of relearning to use my left arm. Thankfully it’s not my dominant side so I’m ready to make light work of it. I’m truly a bad, bionic mf. These hos really could never. Lol 000
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LavenderP @lavenderp.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Omg I can’t believe I almost forgot, today is a palindrome!! One of my favorite things!!! 0160
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LavenderP @lavenderp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Making random loud noises when people are too close so the people will think they’re crazy and give them proper personal space? 0160
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![XKCD #488, "Steal This Comic"
Transcript
Black Hat: Thinking of buying from audible.com or iTunes?
Black Hat: Remember, if you pirate something, it's yours for life. You can take it anywhere and it will always work.
[There is a flowchart whose paths are (You're a Criminal)<-Pirate<-(Buy or Pirate)->Buy->(Things Change)->(You Try to Recover Your Collection)->(You're a Criminal)]
Black Hat: But if you buy DRM-locked media, and you ever switch operating systems or new technology comes along, your collection could be lost.
Black Hat: And if you try to keep it, you'll be a criminal (DMCA 1201).
Black Hat: So remember: if you want a collection you can count on, PIRATE IT.
Black Hat: Hey, you'll be a criminal either way.
(If you don't like this, demand DRM-free files)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uka22kzz42ejgkpjw6ejykmr/bafkreigeruc462yrjrvev45zuj6jckokqxvn6kpgrk2zmmprv2pngbzbp4)
![@crittre - AAAAAAAHHHHHH AGONY!!!!! AGONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways hehe how is everyone [A social media post by crittre on a dark blue background with a "Follow" button next to the username.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreif7yp46nwml2ucxpq2cxktfjh2khhcha4idj7ck7k2vykvkzhtlry)
