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Maxwell Smart

@angrymann.bsky.social
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TIA THE TALKING TITTY TITAN🧿 @prettttystoned.bsky.social · 1m
Ai is for losers
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The Great Billionaire @thegreatbilli.bsky.social · 7m
What annoys me most about this auto correct is I will literally type out the word and it will change it after I completely typed it out.. infuriating !!!
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Man's Intense Cry
ALT: Man's Intense Cry
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 29m
Kaylah just text me the Zillow listing for the house we lived in before my divorce 😔
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BeautifulHooligan💋 @thicneyyy.blacksky.app · 1h
We meant to part ways with things and people sometimes. Gotta let go
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 1h
I’m hiding a WW and a biracial family in Mississauga
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 1h
@riptodeesse.blacksky.app cursed my magnesium.
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Sleepless Night: Lonely Cartoon Character
ALT: Sleepless Night: Lonely Cartoon Character
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 1h
Shit me too then 😭
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Ray Charles Singing Live Performance
ALT: Ray Charles Singing Live Performance
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Lumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app · 4h
Seasonal depression hit me so quickly, so hard
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 1h
I don’t even like the song “blurred lines”
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Temu Tisha Campbell @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social · 2h
You know how much hate you gotta have in your heart for someone to throw their name in a GC or discord? GOOD LORDT. E-Yuck.
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 1h
I fell asleep earlier and I’m not tired at all. Not even close.
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 1h
Cherish your days
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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 1h
Adios from the public health trenches, where sometimes my best coping strategy is a little laugh— an ounce of prevention if you will 😉 As spotted on campus today, “what doesn’t kill you, mutates and tries again” So mask up, vax up, wash your hands & don’t give evolution extra material 😂 G’night🌙✨
Photo of a square sign on an office wall that reads “What doesn’t kill you, mutates and tries again”. The text is arranged in a circle, and in the center of the circle are drawings of a variety of multicolored pathogens.
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 1h
I’m glad yall find humor in my suffering
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 5h
She was doxxed by a Chi Phi alum who implored his followers to “help a Chi Phi.” Just in case anyone thought that organization was remotely redeemable.
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 5h
These men make me feel sick to my stomach. Men like Michael Tracey and the rape-defending scum of the earth on that website need to burn in hell. I just hope she’s safe. Fuck.
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 5h
The Cornell victim has been doxxed on X. So worried for her. I hate this planet.
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 1h
I wanna drive to WAWA but I already sprayed the magnesium on
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Man Throws a Mad Tantrum
ALT: Man Throws a Mad Tantrum
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10/17💕♎️VenusianDoll @darkvisenya7.blacksky.app · 1h
☝🏾✨☝🏾✨
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 1h
I want some flaming hot Chester fries so fuckin bad 😭😭😭
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 1h
It was before they started accepting vouchers 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 1h
I feel so stupid paying bills after watching those
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 2h
There is no footage of Shemar Moore on soul train that isn’t hilarious
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 2h
Damn I miss swinging Siegfried sword or confusing the shit out of ppl with Voldo
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Mrs. Menacing Spooky🇹🇹 @keeksreal.blacksky.app · 2h
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Sage Burning for Cleansing
Alt: Sage Burning for Cleansing
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 2h
Well…
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Jeffrey Dahmer's Intense Gaze
ALT: Jeffrey Dahmer's Intense Gaze
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Sometimes you gotta remember you were never supposed to meet any of these people and you gotta keep it that way
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𝒮𝒽ℯ-ℛ𝒶 @riptodeesse.blacksky.app · 3h
Everybody on here married until proven otherwise in MY mind
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 2h
I knew ppl was having too much hate and imagination when a nigga asked my follower did I hit her and did I beat women. The ppl behind these pfps are not safe and you were never supposed to meet them.
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✨ Vonn-jin Buu ✨ @ilyvonn1.blacksky.app · 2h
Anyway I think yall all need a time out!
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 4h
Yall are loading your children faces into AI to see them rap a dead man’s song 😔
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 5h
Being nosy… yall are SCANDALOUS 😭😭😭😭😭
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Gasp Clutches Pearls Meme
ALT: Gasp Clutches Pearls Meme
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Empé 🐉👑 @roccslaststand.blacksky.app · 5h
Customer service workers will always get my kindness and consideration 100x over man.
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This is a Nick Siriani hate account. @davidmac90.blacksky.app · 9h
I am punctual AF. I hate waiting on people and I don't want to have ppl waiting on me. That shit will sour my whole mood for the night.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 6h
being a “team player” 😒
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 7h
Seriously 💥 😡🙄
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 6h
GoFundMe, the largest crowdfunding site, has seen an over 20 percent increase in fundraisers for tuition and related expenses over the past year
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GoFundMes for College Tuition Are Up This Year
Students facing acute challenges affording their tuition are increasingly turning to crowdfunding. Experts warn it’s a temporary fix to systemic affordability issues.
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Malcolm X’s Goatee ✊🏾🌱🧿 (aka Chief Skeet) @longlivethechief.bsky.social · 6h
A lot of people aren’t good at listening (gender-neutral)
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The Not Chaotic Cherub 😇 @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 6h
I've never seen a consecutive set of words I like less.
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 6h
Everyone is conditioned and none of us believe we are part of the everyone.
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meron thee siren 🧜🏽‍♀️ @meronunfiltered.com · 10h
I miss when autocorrect actually worked 🤨
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Jai 💛✨ @theejaister.bsky.social · 10h
The day I can make my account private or semi-private…
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Denzel Washington Says 'Get Out'
ALT: Denzel Washington Says 'Get Out'
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Marlo, Support me Bitch! @ceereespeaks.bsky.social · 10h
He flew 8 THOUSAND miles to stalk a juvenile. SHOOT HIM and send his ass back to India in a box.
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Marlo, Support me Bitch! @ceereespeaks.bsky.social · 10h
I feel like he would’ve been beaten damn near to death in India for this…. We should do the same.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/09/2026
The Golden Age is going so well, Americans are nostalgic for 2008.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 11h
I love pistachios. I wanna be a pistachio.
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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 12h
😂 😂
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CeeJay @hausofcucci.bsky.social · 12h
You bute and you thick
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B. @missxbri.bsky.social · 12h
Also don’t forget that his mom offered to pay the victim off.
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