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Lauren March

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Admin Assistant | Graduate of UoN| Singer| Mother of 1| Fluent in Bulgarian

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Homer Simpson disappearing into hedge (in Lego) Credit to Jason Allemann & Kristal / @jkbrickworks
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 28/07/2026
If you use generative AI to do traditional creative work you are going to do bad work and people will make fun of you for it. Just a little tip
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
His shite Eurovision entry with San Marino (failed to even qualify) didn’t garner him enough attention, so of course the next step is **checks notes** become a genocide denier?!
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Eric Cheddar.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Here come the people who always knew England were the worst and we were stupid to ever believe. I’m proud to support this England team, win or lose. It’s been an absolute RIDE and I wouldn’t change a single moment of the stress and heartbreak and joy and wonder. FOUR MORE YEARS.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So my other half found some little pots of Hello Kitty brand shrimp flavour noodles last week, and bought them coz they were cheap and I like shrimp noodles. You get stickers in the pot! But that’s not the end of the cuteness…
Two Hello Kitty stickers in cellophane. One has Kitty eating a bowl of noodles with chopsticks and some salt and pepper pots nearby. The other shows Kitty standing up and sniffing an open pot of noodles with a happy expression.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Just accidentally heard new music from Cruz Beckham (yes, really) which I can only describe as Bubblegum Britpop. Thank, I hate it.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Had my copper coil replaced this afternoon (10 more baby-free years yay!) and now I’m curled up in bed with one of those microwaveable heat things on my tummy. My uterus is cross with me for letting someone mess with it. Like when you take a cat to get neutered I guess.
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Matthew Broberg-Moffitt (any/all) @mbrobergmoffitt.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I made an Ankh-Fourpork (smoked pulled pork, chorizo, pepperoni, and champagne ham) woodfire pizza with spicy red sauce for myself. #kai #food 🍕🍽️🍜
A pizza with lots of meat on a wire rack.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back to a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.” IT SAVES PUBLIC MONEY to house people.
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Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me
In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Storm Dave blows in as I stand in a field in Loughborough, holding on to my gazebo, imagining I’m Kiera Knightley on the deck of the Black Pearl.
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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
10/10 no noots
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I’ll do shots all night, gimme the vodka, tequila, Fireball whatever, but you know what I absolutely cannot get down, and I’ll whinge like a baby? The last bit of a Lemsip. VILE.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
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a girl is standing next to a large brown and white saint bernard dog
ALT: a girl is standing next to a large brown and white saint bernard dog
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Peter Chilvers @peterchilvers.com · 16/10/2025
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I’m sorry, but why did no one tell me that Caffè Nero’s cinnamon buns are OTHERWORLDLY??! I bit into with carefree abandon and almost DIED from sheer cinnamon joy.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
A medieval painting of a black cat with large green eyes, wearing a white ruff. His mouth is open as though screaming at the sky.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band Arcade Fine. Blub. Roundgarden.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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Not in our name: Women in support of the trans+ community
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
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Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Hilarious! Quote posting with alt text.
Drawing of a child in bed looking at a Victorian child dressed like a chimney sweet with text that reads:

What to Do if You Wake Up at 2:47am and There's a Victorian Child Staring at You from the Corner
STEP ONE: Blink several times to ensure this is not just your pile of laundry dressed like Oliver Twist.
STEP TWO: Politely ask, "Excuse me, small haunted orphan, are you lost in time?"
STEP THREE: If they whisper, "The marmalade is wrong," do not respond. You have entered a different realm.
STEP FOUR: Offer them a piece of toast, If they vanish, you're safe.
If they take it and begin singing a sorrowful chimney-sweep ballad, remain calm and do not make sudden movements.
STEP FIVE: If the child begins floating or mutters, "You've taken my button," immediately apologize. Even if you don't know why.
STEP SIX: If they start tap dancing aggressively-run.
STEP SEVEN: Deploy anti Victorian measures (e.g, loud TikTok audio, avocado toast, or a non-cursed electric fan)
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 15/05/2025
Hello everyone in the UK Please write a letter about the EHRC consultation BEFORE THE END OF THIS FRIDAY This isn't filling in the consultation, it is making sure that they are pressured to set it up correctly
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Watch me reorganise my kitchen cupboards on OnlyCans
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a cartoon illustration of soup cans on a colorful background
Alt: Eight red tins of soup spinning on a multicolour disco background.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
My colleague just picked up the phone to someone and said “Oh, Jonathan isn’t available right now, but you can talk to me. I know everything.” THE CONFIDENCE. YES BITCH.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Good morning
a parody chart attempting to explain various genres of metal music
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
When I was 12 I worked up the courage to sing ‘Killing Me Softly’ at a holiday karaoke bar. It was the moment that I, and my family, realised I could really sing. And it’s all I’ve wanted to do ever since. So I’ve always had a soft spot for Roberta Flack. RIP Queen ❤️
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Stayed up to watch the Super Bowl. Couldn’t physically stay awake until the end of the third quarter (soz) but the game was kinda already over anyway. Do I have any skin in the game? No. Am I glad the Chiefs lost? Yupp.
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eMohn-ster Mash @emohn.net · 05/01/2025
I giggled way too much at this.
Picture of Lego minifig character of Wednesday Addams and Thing, as a disembodied Lego claw hand.
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Skill Up @skillup.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
It should be illegal to review an Indiana Jones videogame if you haven't seen at least one of the Indiana Jones movies. Like, straight to jail. Only a 30 day sentence but there has to be some consequences.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Woken up with a full on migraine this morning. First time in along time. Proper pounding inside my skull. Thank God it’s a Sunday.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Made the realisation that I am an Accidental Drinks Gremlin. Poured myself a big glass of water this morning and drank about half… then bought myself a juice at lunch. I haven’t finished the juice, or the water, but I’ve just made myself a tea. And now I have 3 drinks on my desk 🙃
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Emma Kennedy @emmakennedy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I have FIVE advent calendars this year. Two LEGO (natch), one pictorial (Obv), one sweets (Why the hell not) and the other is Franz Gruber from Die Hard who will be slowly falling down the skyscraper day by day until he splats on the pavement on Christmas Morning. It's what Jesus would have wanted.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I think it might have snowed…
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Andrew @ Brick Orbit @brickorbit.com · 17/11/2024
I asked and such a thing did appear! This is a #Lego / #AFOL #StarterPack with some recommended accounts to follow if you love building Lego sets! (Or you at least like buying cardboard boxes and stacking them on top of one another and meaning to get around to building them!)
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
How I arrived at Bluesky
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sonic the hedgehog is standing next to a sheep in a minecraft video game and asking whoa what is this place ?
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Just started a new job in the city centre and, because I’m a child, this sign has made me chuckle every time I’ve walked by this building on the same street as my work.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
“I am the Doctor, and this… is my spoon!”
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a man is holding a spoon in his hand and says is my spoon
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
open.spotify.com/track/2gzR9H... If you haven’t listened to Quality Pints, then you should. It’s very good fun in a very British way, and a right old earworm too.
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Quality Pints
Listen to Quality Pints on Spotify. Song · The Bug Club · 2024
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
I’ve played so much of the Avatar game recently that a helicopter has just flown over my house and my first instinct was to look and see if I could fire an arrow into its propellers.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Seen these a lot, dunno how effective it’ll be but: Looking for moots! Would love to interact if you enjoy any of the following: - Music (any and all honestly) - Singing - Cities Skylines (and other city builders) - LotR - GoT - Fantasy in general - Doctor Who - No Man’s Sky - Writing/Books
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
The Just Shit League
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Instead of saying my ADHD gives me object permanence issues, I'm just going to reframe it as me letting things like keys, wallets, and shoes live free and if they come back to me, it was meant to be. Follow me for more neurodivergent affirmations.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
A pack of 25 loose Great Danes is a LOT of loose Great Danes
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25 Great Danes seen 'running loose' after NorCal woman killed in dog attack
A woman found dead on a trail in Feather Falls, Northern California was killed in a domestic dog attack.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 14/08/2024
Hey, who wants to make some goddamn maps
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Fantasy Map Simulator on Steam
Fantasy Map Simulator: Create and watch imaginary worlds evolve over centuries. Design maps, simulate nations, and control destinies. See empires rise and fall on your desktop wallpaper. A unique simu...
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
have you seen this fuckin' thing? www.fantasytowngenerator.com
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Fantasy Town Generator
Fantasy Town Generator
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
ICYMI, our toddler recognizes Spider-Man on sight but refers to him simply as "Man," and it never stops being funny. @teaberryblue.bsky.social
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Reposting this just to look at again tomorrow 😅😢
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
"Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys" #StolenFromtheInternet
It's a meat display at a grocery store, but a sign at the top of the display which should say "PORK RIBS" is missing the P and is instead "ORK RIBS".  I can't say if it was a printing error, or someone just Photoshopped the P out of the image.  What am I, the Meme Police?  Well, I am and you're under arrest.  This is a sting!  Put your hands up and your Spongebob memes on the floor.  That's it.  Real easy...  don't try anything funny.  Oh.  I sort of thought you'd try something funny.  Well, this is anticlimactic.  I guess, uh, don't do it again?  And stop reading this alt text, and get back to cleaning your kitchen area.
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Live your life in such a manner as to never be publicly excoriated by a mystery woman in a fabulous hat.
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