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Lauren March

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Admin Assistant | Graduate of UoN| Singer| Mother of 1| Fluent in Bulgarian

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Homer Simpson disappearing into hedge (in Lego) Credit to Jason Allemann & Kristal / @jkbrickworks
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 28/07/2026
If you use generative AI to do traditional creative work you are going to do bad work and people will make fun of you for it. Just a little tip
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
His shite Eurovision entry with San Marino (failed to even qualify) didn’t garner him enough attention, so of course the next step is **checks notes** become a genocide denier?!
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Eric Cheddar.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Here come the people who always knew England were the worst and we were stupid to ever believe. I’m proud to support this England team, win or lose. It’s been an absolute RIDE and I wouldn’t change a single moment of the stress and heartbreak and joy and wonder. FOUR MORE YEARS.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
For a second I read this at Steven Bartlett, and honestly it still tracks.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I mean come on…
Little Hello Kitty shrimp faces swimming in noodles and soup.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
THE DEHYDRATED SHRIMP ARE SHAPED LIKE HELLO KITTY FACES!!! 🙈🙈🙈🙈 **insert screaming, crying, throwing up Gif here**
2 blocks of dry noodles covered in seasoning, with dehydrated shrimp pieces in the shape of Hello Kitty’s face.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So my other half found some little pots of Hello Kitty brand shrimp flavour noodles last week, and bought them coz they were cheap and I like shrimp noodles. You get stickers in the pot! But that’s not the end of the cuteness…
Two Hello Kitty stickers in cellophane. One has Kitty eating a bowl of noodles with chopsticks and some salt and pepper pots nearby. The other shows Kitty standing up and sniffing an open pot of noodles with a happy expression.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
*some SORT
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Yeahhhh. I might have to perform some of sonic exorcism later.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Just accidentally heard new music from Cruz Beckham (yes, really) which I can only describe as Bubblegum Britpop. Thank, I hate it.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Someone once told me to stop nerves by imagining each person as a pair of underwear on a washing line, which is probably much easier to do with a bigger crowd tbh.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Had my copper coil replaced this afternoon (10 more baby-free years yay!) and now I’m curled up in bed with one of those microwaveable heat things on my tummy. My uterus is cross with me for letting someone mess with it. Like when you take a cat to get neutered I guess.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Ooh girl same.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
My partner is exactly the same. He’s a great cook, and can do eggs any other way perfectly fine… but if anything ever needs a fried egg, I am called in. I’m not much of a cook at all, but I can do a banging fried egg. I take this to mean we were meant for each other.
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Matthew Broberg-Moffitt (any/all) @mbrobergmoffitt.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I made an Ankh-Fourpork (smoked pulled pork, chorizo, pepperoni, and champagne ham) woodfire pizza with spicy red sauce for myself. #kai #food 🍕🍽️🍜
A pizza with lots of meat on a wire rack.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back to a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.” IT SAVES PUBLIC MONEY to house people.
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Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me
In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Storm Dave blows in as I stand in a field in Loughborough, holding on to my gazebo, imagining I’m Kiera Knightley on the deck of the Black Pearl.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
This one sounds like the start of a novel.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The tiny pockets full of carrots! 🥹
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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
10/10 no noots
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I’ll do shots all night, gimme the vodka, tequila, Fireball whatever, but you know what I absolutely cannot get down, and I’ll whinge like a baby? The last bit of a Lemsip. VILE.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
**In Nottinghamshire, I should add
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I discovered, when this spate of flag-hanging started, that I live on a street full of Reform voters. 😬Doesn’t massively encourage you to get friendly with your neighbours…
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
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a girl is standing next to a large brown and white saint bernard dog
ALT: a girl is standing next to a large brown and white saint bernard dog
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Yeahhh that’s deffo not my favourite… an ear worm tho! My pet peeve Christmas song this year (think I’ve heard it more already than I have other years, somehow) is Bruce Springsteen’s cover of Santa Claus is Coming to Town. I don’t dislike him in general, but goddamn that one grates on me.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
It just needs a couple more people in the other corner to make it one of those ‘accidental renaissance painting’ photos.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
It’s coz they don’t want to call it a genocide, but they also can’t say they’re ‘at war’ again until Hamas fire back. So, a ‘fragile’ ceasefire it is. 🤔
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Peter Chilvers @peterchilvers.com · 16/10/2025
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Imagine a panda trying to hunt tho
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a panda bear peeking out from behind a tree trunk
Alt: A bumbling panda peels out from behind a tree-trunk that he has failed at fully hiding behind. We can see you bro.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I’m sorry, but why did no one tell me that Caffè Nero’s cinnamon buns are OTHERWORLDLY??! I bit into with carefree abandon and almost DIED from sheer cinnamon joy.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
A medieval painting of a black cat with large green eyes, wearing a white ruff. His mouth is open as though screaming at the sky.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Ugh, LOVE Hot Chip. Saw them live at Rock City a few years ago and they were fab.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band Arcade Fine. Blub. Roundgarden.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
The ‘be real, no fake lines’ thing took me OUT. My guy, it is not real, they are all FAKE LINES!
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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today has been cancelled go back to bed
ALT: today has been cancelled go back to bed
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Ah, so this is why my bus inexplicably drove straight past me this morning and made me late for work (it wasn’t full, and I was at the kerb with my arm out, there’s no way he could miss me!?)
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
They rlly don’t - I see people ask for advice on TikTok/Insta etc, and it could be about ANYTHING, and there’ll be 10 ppl in the comments telling them to use chatGPT. Like, NO! It just fucking hallucinates the answers half the time, guys.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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Not in our name: Women in support of the trans+ community
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Wishing you all the best!!
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
My absolute bug bear at the minute is the weight loss ‘patches’ that are marketed as “you’re so fucking stupid for paying for Mounjaro, these do the same thing!” They absolutely do not. And they had to rename them from GLP1 patches to ‘Berberine patches’ so, factually, not the same thing.
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Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Hilarious! Quote posting with alt text.
Drawing of a child in bed looking at a Victorian child dressed like a chimney sweet with text that reads:

What to Do if You Wake Up at 2:47am and There's a Victorian Child Staring at You from the Corner
STEP ONE: Blink several times to ensure this is not just your pile of laundry dressed like Oliver Twist.
STEP TWO: Politely ask, "Excuse me, small haunted orphan, are you lost in time?"
STEP THREE: If they whisper, "The marmalade is wrong," do not respond. You have entered a different realm.
STEP FOUR: Offer them a piece of toast, If they vanish, you're safe.
If they take it and begin singing a sorrowful chimney-sweep ballad, remain calm and do not make sudden movements.
STEP FIVE: If the child begins floating or mutters, "You've taken my button," immediately apologize. Even if you don't know why.
STEP SIX: If they start tap dancing aggressively-run.
STEP SEVEN: Deploy anti Victorian measures (e.g, loud TikTok audio, avocado toast, or a non-cursed electric fan)
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 15/05/2025
Hello everyone in the UK Please write a letter about the EHRC consultation BEFORE THE END OF THIS FRIDAY This isn't filling in the consultation, it is making sure that they are pressured to set it up correctly
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
My dad is a bit like this with the USA. He’s of the opinion that the only reason people go is because everything is SO MUCH BIGGER (Inc. nature, food, buildings etc), and he doesn’t get why that is tourist-worthy.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Watch me reorganise my kitchen cupboards on OnlyCans
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a cartoon illustration of soup cans on a colorful background
Alt: Eight red tins of soup spinning on a multicolour disco background.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
My colleague just picked up the phone to someone and said “Oh, Jonathan isn’t available right now, but you can talk to me. I know everything.” THE CONFIDENCE. YES BITCH.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Good morning
a parody chart attempting to explain various genres of metal music
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I would be so scared of dropping a blossom into the soup.
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Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Hey, if he’s person enough to do the washing up then leave him to it! 😅
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