Reposted by Lauren MarchLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Homer Simpson disappearing into hedge (in Lego) Credit to Jason Allemann & Kristal / @jkbrickworks 322647600 0
Reposted by Lauren MarchSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 28/07/2026If you use generative AI to do traditional creative work you are going to do bad work and people will make fun of you for it. Just a little tip 324440 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026His shite Eurovision entry with San Marino (failed to even qualify) didn’t garner him enough attention, so of course the next step is **checks notes** become a genocide denier?! 001 0
Reposted by Lauren MarchSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Here come the people who always knew England were the worst and we were stupid to ever believe. I’m proud to support this England team, win or lose. It’s been an absolute RIDE and I wouldn’t change a single moment of the stress and heartbreak and joy and wonder. FOUR MORE YEARS. 131318 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026For a second I read this at Steven Bartlett, and honestly it still tracks. 040 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026THE DEHYDRATED SHRIMP ARE SHAPED LIKE HELLO KITTY FACES!!! 🙈🙈🙈🙈 **insert screaming, crying, throwing up Gif here** 100 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026 So my other half found some little pots of Hello Kitty brand shrimp flavour noodles last week, and bought them coz they were cheap and I like shrimp noodles. You get stickers in the pot! But that’s not the end of the cuteness… 100 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Yeahhhh. I might have to perform some of sonic exorcism later. 110 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Just accidentally heard new music from Cruz Beckham (yes, really) which I can only describe as Bubblegum Britpop. Thank, I hate it. 120 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Someone once told me to stop nerves by imagining each person as a pair of underwear on a washing line, which is probably much easier to do with a bigger crowd tbh. 100 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Had my copper coil replaced this afternoon (10 more baby-free years yay!) and now I’m curled up in bed with one of those microwaveable heat things on my tummy. My uterus is cross with me for letting someone mess with it. Like when you take a cat to get neutered I guess. 000 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 10/05/2026My partner is exactly the same. He’s a great cook, and can do eggs any other way perfectly fine… but if anything ever needs a fried egg, I am called in. I’m not much of a cook at all, but I can do a banging fried egg. I take this to mean we were meant for each other. 1240 0
Reposted by Lauren MarchMatthew Broberg-Moffitt (any/all) @mbrobergmoffitt.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I made an Ankh-Fourpork (smoked pulled pork, chorizo, pepperoni, and champagne ham) woodfire pizza with spicy red sauce for myself. #kai #food 🍕🍽️🍜 982012151 0
Reposted by Lauren MarchBrent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 19/04/2026“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back to a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.” IT SAVES PUBLIC MONEY to house people.thebetter.newsFinland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.meIn Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness. 3628371158 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Storm Dave blows in as I stand in a field in Loughborough, holding on to my gazebo, imagining I’m Kiera Knightley on the deck of the Black Pearl. 010 0
Reposted by Lauren MarchAdrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 21/01/202610/10 no noots 1041696 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I’ll do shots all night, gimme the vodka, tequila, Fireball whatever, but you know what I absolutely cannot get down, and I’ll whinge like a baby? The last bit of a Lemsip. VILE. 000 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I discovered, when this spate of flag-hanging started, that I live on a street full of Reform voters. 😬Doesn’t massively encourage you to get friendly with your neighbours… 100 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.media.tenor.coma girl is standing next to a large brown and white saint bernard dogALT: a girl is standing next to a large brown and white saint bernard dog 000 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Yeahhh that’s deffo not my favourite… an ear worm tho! My pet peeve Christmas song this year (think I’ve heard it more already than I have other years, somehow) is Bruce Springsteen’s cover of Santa Claus is Coming to Town. I don’t dislike him in general, but goddamn that one grates on me. 020 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 06/11/2025It just needs a couple more people in the other corner to make it one of those ‘accidental renaissance painting’ photos. 000 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 29/10/2025It’s coz they don’t want to call it a genocide, but they also can’t say they’re ‘at war’ again until Hamas fire back. So, a ‘fragile’ ceasefire it is. 🤔 010 0
Reposted by Lauren MarchPeter Chilvers @peterchilvers.com · 16/10/2025The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis. 5027331025 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Imagine a panda trying to hunt thomedia.tenor.coma panda bear peeking out from behind a tree trunkAlt: A bumbling panda peels out from behind a tree-trunk that he has failed at fully hiding behind. We can see you bro. 120 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I’m sorry, but why did no one tell me that Caffè Nero’s cinnamon buns are OTHERWORLDLY??! I bit into with carefree abandon and almost DIED from sheer cinnamon joy. 030 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Ugh, LOVE Hot Chip. Saw them live at Rock City a few years ago and they were fab. 110 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Slightly diminish a band Arcade Fine. Blub. Roundgarden. 121 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 17/07/2025The ‘be real, no fake lines’ thing took me OUT. My guy, it is not real, they are all FAKE LINES! 0190 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 15/07/2025media.tenor.comtoday has been cancelled go back to bedALT: today has been cancelled go back to bed 120 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Ah, so this is why my bus inexplicably drove straight past me this morning and made me late for work (it wasn’t full, and I was at the kerb with my arm out, there’s no way he could miss me!?) 120 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 18/06/2025They rlly don’t - I see people ask for advice on TikTok/Insta etc, and it could be about ANYTHING, and there’ll be 10 ppl in the comments telling them to use chatGPT. Like, NO! It just fucking hallucinates the answers half the time, guys. 050 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 29/05/2025chng.it/bFWKNSp8pXchng.itNot in our name: Women in support of the trans+ communityCan you spare a minute to help this campaign? 010 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 22/05/2025My absolute bug bear at the minute is the weight loss ‘patches’ that are marketed as “you’re so fucking stupid for paying for Mounjaro, these do the same thing!” They absolutely do not. And they had to rename them from GLP1 patches to ‘Berberine patches’ so, factually, not the same thing. 000 0
Reposted by Lauren MarchScare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Hilarious! Quote posting with alt text. 0102 0
Reposted by Lauren MarchKaty Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 15/05/2025Hello everyone in the UK Please write a letter about the EHRC consultation BEFORE THE END OF THIS FRIDAY This isn't filling in the consultation, it is making sure that they are pressured to set it up correctly 4209112 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 01/05/2025My dad is a bit like this with the USA. He’s of the opinion that the only reason people go is because everything is SO MUCH BIGGER (Inc. nature, food, buildings etc), and he doesn’t get why that is tourist-worthy. 000 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Watch me reorganise my kitchen cupboards on OnlyCansmedia.tenor.coma cartoon illustration of soup cans on a colorful backgroundAlt: Eight red tins of soup spinning on a multicolour disco background. 020 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 26/03/2025My colleague just picked up the phone to someone and said “Oh, Jonathan isn’t available right now, but you can talk to me. I know everything.” THE CONFIDENCE. YES BITCH. 000 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I would be so scared of dropping a blossom into the soup. 000 0
Lauren March @laurenmarch.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Hey, if he’s person enough to do the washing up then leave him to it! 😅 010 0