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Laura Holzwasser

@laurajholz.bsky.social
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Laura Holzwasser @laurajholz.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Wait did they give them place cards for the reward and then the advantage was in the bowl next to Eva? #Survivor
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Laura Holzwasser @laurajholz.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Let’s go Liar Steve!! 2012–>2025 #GotToGetOut
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Mike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Shoutout to Cedrek for voting for everyone else in his tribe in a literal week #Survivor48
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Laura Holzwasser @laurajholz.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I thought ties at 4 go to fire? #Survivor
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Laura Holzwasser @laurajholz.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Someone walk me through this… so Cedrek decided to betray Sai, TWICE, only to go back on it? Sai, who very publicly holds grudges… #Survivor
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a drag queen is wearing a red dress and says `` i can 't wait to see how this turns out '' .
ALT: a drag queen is wearing a red dress and says `` i can 't wait to see how this turns out '' .
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Laura Holzwasser @laurajholz.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Mary and Sai lovers origin story? #Survivor
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Laura Holzwasser @laurajholz.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Imagine if Justin wasn’t sent on the journey or had the choice to risk his vote… this is so dumb. Bring back regular #Survivor 👏
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Sarah Cupcakes @cupcakesarenice.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
This tribal. #Survivor
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a woman says and like why and like don t
ALT: a woman says and like why and like don t
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Sarah Cupcakes @cupcakesarenice.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I keep reading it as "Vulva" Tribe. #Survivor48
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TaylorAllen133 @taylorallen133.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
You can now vote for things on Survivor 50: www.survivor50cbs.votenow.tv/tribe-colors/ #Survivor
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Kirsten MacI- 🧸 @kirstensaidwhat.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I’m not sure if being a flight attendant was too much like being on #survivor a year ago when this filmed but now… I’d rather go to Fiji to starve than fly into the US
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Laura Holzwasser @laurajholz.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
THERES SOMETHING ABOUT MARY #Survivor
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Mike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
My favorite exchange from the #Survivor48 marooning that unfortunately didn't make the cut:
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Laura Holzwasser @laurajholz.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
RICE, NO FIRE, LIVE REUNION 👏👏👏 #Survivor
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
that bruise on trump's hand looks exactly like the one i had on my arm where my IV blew out. this can only mean one thing: he's got preeclampsia
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Laura Holzwasser @laurajholz.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Suggestions on funny/lighthearted accounts to follow? I followed so many comedians on the bad place and I miss the silly stuff
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 24/02/2025
oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety
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Daniella Bella @daniemililly.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
When ordered by Nazis to give lists of disabled people by disability severity, some doctors sent back exaggerated data to protect patients from forced work They didn't know that the "most disabled" were to be killed first The moral here isn't to tell the truth It's to never co-operate with Nazis
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Jeff Pitman @truedorktimes.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Number of first-time #Survivor players since S34: Game Changers: 334 Number who have appeared on Survivor again since playing: 4 Number who have appeared on The White Lotus since playing: 5
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Yes, RFK Jr. in charge of Health and Human Services seems catastrophic, but let's take a deep breath. How important could health or humans really be, anyway?
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Laura Holzwasser @laurajholz.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Fucking Ivar. #TheTraitorsUS
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Laura Holzwasser @laurajholz.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I wish my Bluesky feed was more lighthearted at times when I need to escape. Is it just (justified) doom and gloom here?
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 10/02/2025
Google Calendar has removed key cultural events from their site including: • Pride Month • Black History Month • Holocaust Remembrance Day • Jewish Heritage • Hispanic Heritage • Indigenous People Month
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Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
They should have used Joella’s mattress outfit for that glory hole challenge #DragRace
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Alex Palombo @alexpalombo.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
"I hope this email finds you well!" How this email found me: #Severance
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Laura Holzwasser @laurajholz.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Boston Rob tried recreating his Redemption Island alliance on #TheTraitorsUS and it almost worked
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Sen. Tim Kaine tells federal employees to ignore Trump’s offer to quit with pay for months. “Don’t be fooled. He’s tricked hundreds of people with that offer. If you accept that offer and resign he’ll stiff you just like he stiffed the contractors. He doesn’t have any authority to do this.”
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Chiefs and Eagles Super Bowl, this country is so out of ideas.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I'm a Trump voter and a Cybertruck owner. I knew Elon Musk was a Nazi but I didn't know people of my ethnicity were not considered part of the master race.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 25/01/2025
It is *very* important to understand that Jews were never the only target of the 1930s Nazis and they are not the only targets of today’s Nazis. A Nazi salute is not only antisemitic. It is also racist, ableist, and queerphobic.
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Laura Holzwasser @laurajholz.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I’d love for there to be a way for multiple or custom feeds… sometimes I just want a lighthearted feed without the reminder that the world is on fire. @bsky.app
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Laura Holzwasser @laurajholz.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I’ve never seen Danielle play before… I know she’s a BB legend but 😬😬😬 #TheTraitorsUS
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bryan @thx4bnu.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
“last week i was momentarily confused for britney spears” #TheTraitorsUS
britney haynes traitors us3 episode 5 promo

original quote: “my strategy is to sit quietly.”

replacement quote: “last week i was momentarily confused for britney spears”
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Sure is a bad time to be a person who cares about things.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Any elected Democrat who looks at the events of the day and communicates “We’ll find ways to work with this” and not “We’re going to fight this” needs to go. I get that they will have to work with it on some practical level, but when Trump is in shock and awe mode, meet the damn moment.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Guys it wasn't a Nazi salute. Does he retweet a bunch of Nazis all the time? Yes. Is he currently serving under a President who openly courts Nazis? Sure. Were there Nazis in the crowd? There were. Did the physical movement exactly replicate the Nazi salute? Of course it did! But what you don't unde
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Big win today for Trump voters who have been dying to pay more for their meds.
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Laura Holzwasser @laurajholz.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I guess the only thing to look forward to now is telling Trump supporters “I told you so” while their rights get taken away and the rich get richer.
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Holy shit fuck yeah
My Bluesky post from 3:44pm predicting the New York Times would run the headline “At Celebration, a Billionaire’s Gesture of Love Is Debated Over Its Intent”Actual New York Times headline that says “Elon Musk Ignites Online Speculation Over the Meaning of a Hand Gesture”
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Laura Holzwasser @laurajholz.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
To any Jewish person who voted for Trump, this is what you voted for.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
to recap: — Trump was *for* the TikTok ban — which the GOP Congress passed — and the GOP Supreme Court upheld — and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway — so that Trump could "save" it — and the media fell for it we really do live in the dumbest fucking country
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
This TikTok scam by Trump is really something. In a few days, we will be hearing from Trump about how he “saved Tik Tok” & “brought it back.” He literally created the problem by calling for a ban. Rs pass a law. It gets banned. It goes dark for a day or 2, then Trump “saves” it.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Food for thought.
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Laura Holzwasser @laurajholz.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
What a tragic boot episode. #TheTraitorsUS
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
So the worst genre is definitely dystopian nonfiction
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Laura Holzwasser @laurajholz.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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a woman in a pink shirt is talking about a toxic environment
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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Look I'm just saying maybe fuck this whole dry January thing
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Mike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
IT HAS ARRIVED. You can stream the first 3 episodes of #TheTraitorsUS Season 3 RIGHT NOW on Peacock Let's do this
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Laura Holzwasser @laurajholz.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Perfect Traitor picks. Thank you, Alan. 👏👏👏 #TheTraitorsUS
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