Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Car: *parks in bike lane* Bike: *rides on sidewalk* Me:static.klipy.comLuann De Lesseps in Drunk BushesALT: Luann De Lesseps in Drunk Bushes 000
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026NYC dog owners should have to pay a tax that goes to the parks department 000
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me after getting bloodwork, a piercing, and a flu shot this week 020
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I say something like this to my friends when asking them to not send me TikToks. They can’t understand it and continue to send them 010
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Remember when Survivor contestants used to be hot AND smart?? 030
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This Trump commercial with his droopy mouth playing on Paramount+ during #Survivor… ew 020
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Martha Stewart, Chloe Sevigny, and Jennifer Tilly? This episode is stackeddd #RHONY 050
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sai #RHONYstatic.klipy.comI Have Never Ever Been Happier Cassie HowardALT: I Have Never Ever Been Happier Cassie Howard 000
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Google images only showing me low res screencaps of TikTok’s or links to buy something now I can’t live like this 000
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Stopped listening to the Carly Rae album because I’m still annoyed about not getting a ticket to the pop up show 020
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I make as much noise as I can around people who are on the phone at the gym 010
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Tamra is incapable of not talking about her estranged daughter on camera and that’s how I know she’ll never be a good person #rhoc 180
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Jeff lecturing the audience about what the players want... Bro this is a TELEVISION show for the viewers. #Survivor 030
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My boss asked me if my eye was okay todaystatic.klipy.comLittle Girl's Flu Shot ScreamALT: Little Girl's Flu Shot Scream 010
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Unsure if the “eczema” patch under my eye is actually that or if I’m making it worse with my steroid lotion 010
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Zach Cregger movies aren’t for me (Barbarian being the exception) 101
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Been trying to backup my iPhone to my laptop for 12 hours is this normal? 000
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Gay coworker just showed a photo of his wife and child in presentation… 090
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A couple crisp days and now everyone is being cheap about the air conditioning 030
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Watching #RHOSLC in bar and crying because I didn’t realize they would open the season with this scene 040
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Went a little Karen on some Apple Store employees just now oops 000
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I keep getting emails about subscription prices going up 010
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Saw Kyle Cook from Summer House peeing on a tree in mccarren park last night when the park house was still open… 030
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 01/09/2026We need to start setting rules and regulations on what constitutes a “happy hour”… $11 for a well gin and tonic? Criminal 130
Zach @zachnewyork.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Posting an album of someone else’s wedding feels so tacky to me 000
