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Laura Krolczyk

@lauradkrol.bsky.social
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I apologize in advance. Here for recipes. Mother of dragons. Mom of a Kawasaki Disease warrior. Buffalo pizza defender. Dad warned me that the biggest monsters are hypocrites & sycophants. Fan of spooky stuff and … Patrick Swayze

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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lemme tell you about my consequences for being sarcastic
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Ra Cha Cha #SlavaUkraini @rachacha.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/slee...
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 08/09/2026
Silent movies often featured chase scenes, which were often the most exciting/interesting scenes. So, ‘cut to the chase’ came to mean “get to the important part.”
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Noooo
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ugh. There is no inoculation on any platform from the trolls and pervs. Spent some time in Hungary. Not hungry.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 27/08/2026
“The Charlie Kirk situation caused … institutions to completely have this meltdown of cowardice, fear, temporary insanity. Now, they’re facing the year-long Charlie Kirk hangover."
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Karen Attiah fought the Washington Post and won
Employers who fired their staff for posts about Charlie Kirk have lost a string of high-profile disputes.
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Emily Mullin @emilymullin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm a staff writer at @wired.com and I'm looking to speak with parents of immunocompromised kids, especially those in areas with measles outbreaks, and how you're dealing with back to school with rising cases. emily_mullin@wired.com
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 27/08/2026
Tim Curry could connect with fans because he “seemed able to do anything and do it with a kind of liberated abandon,” @radiofreetom.bsky.social writes. He reflects on the life and career of the actor, who died at 80:
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The Absolute Pleasure of Tim Curry
His magic lay in his ability to be outrageous without being self-conscious.
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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The reason why the Muppet's Christmas Carol worked was Micheal Caine accepted his co-stars as serious actors and treated them as peers. The reason Muppet Treasure Island worked was because Tim Curry accepted that he was a muppet and treated them as peers. RIP Tim.
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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KJ Shepherd @kjshepherd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
there will be many ways to celebrate dolly parton and the one I want to point out is that she was a friend of Miss Piggy
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Be easy on your Gen X gay friends today. They are going through it.
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ugh. Stop!
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sarah margaret @sarahmargs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest easy, king youtu.be/SSZYVFc6BqI?...
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Anything Can Happen on Halloween - The Worst Witch featuring Tim Curry (HD Remaster)
YouTube video by Rad Retro
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Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985) @peeweebigadventure.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Pee Wee Herman and Dolly Parton
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This newspaper will do less stories and editorials about this than they did on me.
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Then one must buy
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Shelley you were the most beautiful mom in Coach.
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What? NO! She’s another one who was supposed to live forever
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I sit here googling my name after years. AI will suck up all your private secrets. Your fights with friends and spouses. Jokes with close friends. Social media posts in private spaces. Do you think you pass the purity test to justify… whatever you did?
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Arloween 🎃 @feraldactal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Look over there! Is it a T.rex? Is it a Rhino? No, its Rhinorex! Now you're probably thinking Rhinorex? That must be a pretty big carnivore with a large nasal horn or something right? Wrong. Rhinorex is a hadrosaur (duck billed dinosaur) and it's name means "Nose King". 👇👇
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My should have been husbands birthday!
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I know a thing or two about this and have never recovered. This internet and the media that needs to turn its every drama into endless stories to keep that drama fueled without mercy- it’s a sad scenario that no one is immune from.
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 14/08/2026
"The End of Oak Street" (2026) review: www.instagram.com/reels/Db_ybi...
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My vacation has been a daily contest of getting stung more than each previous day. Evil creatures.
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh no!
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My kids love pavlova (because of Bluey!) and they love rose flavored anything (making us an outlier from our circles)…. Trying this!
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
#RecipeOfTheDay is Rose and Pepper Pavlova with Strawberries and Passionfruit! I know this sounds like there’s a lot going on, but the flavours blend so harmoniously and the fruitiness is so fabulously fragrant: every mouthful is heaven. www.nigella.com/recipes/rose...
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Rose and Pepper Pavlova with Passionfruit and Strawberries
The flavours sound so bold here and yet taste so delicate. My maternal grandfather used to eat strawberries with a grinding of black pepper; he insisted it made their berried freshness sing. I prefer ...
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Excerpt from “Half-Hanged Mary” by Margaret Atwood:

Rumour was loose in the air
hunting for some neck to land on.
I was milking the cow,
the barn door open to the sunset.

I didn’t feel the aimed word hit
and go in like a soft bullet.
I didn’t feel the smashed flesh
closing over it like water
over a thrown stone.

I was hanged for living alone
for having blue eyes and a sunburned skin,
tattered skirts, few buttons,
a weedy farm in my own name,
and a surefire cure for warts;
Oh yes, and breasts,
and a sweet pear hidden in my body.
Whenever there’s talk of demons
these come in handy.
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The Twilight Zone @thenightgallery.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"When we dream, it's totally real to us—nobody can tell us it's not real until we wake up. Then we say, 'Oh, that was a dream—that wasn't reality.' But when we're dreaming it, it's terribly real, and sometimes it can be absolutely frightening." —Dennis Weaver, TZ's "Shadow Play"
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Watching Jurassic Park through.. the gross boogery hyperventilating tears
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My kid is crying. I am crying. Some personas are just supposed to be forever…
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Consoling my almost 11 year old - who through his entire life since he could form sentences… wanted to be Alan Grant. This hurts. And it hurts worse because my son hurts. Thanks for being a guiding light to my Dino obsessed kid Dr. Grant
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
2026 please stop
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is so messed up. He was… supposed to live forever
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SlavaUkraini033 @slavaukraini033.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
On this day in 1944, Allied forces launched the Normandy landings, the largest seaborne invasion in history. More than 156,000 American, British and Canadian troops landed on five beaches along the coast of Normandy while thousands of paratroopers were dropped behind enemy lines.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Reaching the point in aging where these names are starting to feel very weird because it doesn’t feel like they should be old and then they’re 72
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
RIP Anthony Head. Best known as Giles to many, but to me he’ll always be the Nescafé man ☕️
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Oh no not Giles!! This one hurts
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I’m the man of the house Ok? I’m so disturbed by the contractors who show up and then insult whatever woman opens the door.
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Few things make me more absurdly happy than announcing that my Salt and Vinegar Potatoes are #RecipeOfTheDay! www.nigella.com/recipes/salt...
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Salt and Vinegar Potatoes
While steaming then roasting potatoes may seem rather a fandango, one bite of these will convince you that it's utterly worth it; besides, it's not as if you have to do anything while they either stea...
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Tasting History with Max Miller @tastinghistory.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Welsh Rarebit (Rabbit) from the 1860s
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.
Just-released photo of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson from the live-action Moana
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
That time the actor who I will forever know as Xander helped me announce my pregnancy with my daughter. He was so generous with his time and took a million pictures because he wanted to make sure I had what I wanted and more. RIP Nicholas Brendon.
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Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
There was a brief period in American history when half our national defense strategy was just assuming Chuck Norris was aware of the situation. RIP to a legend.
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
All haunted house movies are about the financial and physical pains of home ownership… now back to sanding the hardwood floors my kids destroyed.
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Laura Krolczyk @lauradkrol.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Awe
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Sean 🎃 @manintheboxxiii.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
R.I.P Robert Carradine.
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