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mateo’s bluesky

@laserpipe.bsky.social

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burner account. Haha, unless… #neocuirinsurgenciesoftheleft nyc via chicago, they/them/elle 🔮

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Tepok Dion @magicsherep.bsky.social · 4h

Oh let’s start celebrating Jocktober!

nb in jock

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Juan Carlos @hernameisjuan.bsky.social · 2h

Reposting this one and let's just call that Jocktober

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10h

Studios Enter Bidding War Over Napkin Stephen King Wrote ‘Ghoul’ On theonion.com/studios-enter-bidding-…

Studios Enter Bidding War Over Napkin Stephen King Wrote ‘Ghoul’ On
Film Rights To Word Jotted Down Over Breakfast May Go For Record Sum

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Nickle ala Fae @nicklealafae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My contribution to jocktober 🩷

Fuzzy cheeks in a pink jock

With the Pink Power Ranger helmet in the background

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clayton @notya.lc · 05/10/2026

fish:

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Triple Threat @queerxoxox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Don’t remember taking this last night but I was in heat.

A dim lit photo of me on the bed legs hanging off the bed. Ass cheeks plump

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Tepok Dion @magicsherep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

watch said I had a decent night’s sleep but woke up tired af.

tired nb

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Nickle ala Fae @nicklealafae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mowing the lawn in progress

Sweaty and hairy

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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

So there’s this best song ever recorded in the fleeting history of our worthless people

music.apple.com

Everything Is Embarrassing by Sky Ferreira on Apple Music

Song · 2012 · Duration 4:09

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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Good morning

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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Monday again 😵‍💫🫡

mateo’s bluesky @laserpipe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fcf

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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Good nite #mcm

Black and white pic

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Tepok Dion @magicsherep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sunday yoga done! Sun salutation to you!

mateo’s bluesky @laserpipe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026

The Paramount–Warner Bros. Merger By The Numbers theonion.com/the-paramount-warner-b…

90%
Increase in probability that DoorDash driver once wrote an episode of The Pitt

mateo’s bluesky @laserpipe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Of course king 💦 🫶🏻

mateo’s bluesky @laserpipe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hottttt

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026

Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.

mateo’s bluesky @laserpipe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

😔

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mateo’s bluesky @laserpipe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It is truly almost fcf Time flies-

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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Finally dusted off the running shoes 🥲🫡

mateo’s bluesky @laserpipe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

see u there-

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Triple Threat @queerxoxox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

They don't know I'm plugged up and doing house chores

Me standing in front of a mirror with my pants pulled down to reveal a black thong and my ass. I have a dildo inside me that no one can see

mateo’s bluesky @laserpipe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Lol @ the targeted ad for hinge I saw today 🤔

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Please do not respectfully look at me. All thirst over me should be disrespectful only

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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Really could use a helping hand 😔

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Juan Carlos @hernameisjuan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Happy Fat Guy Friday 🧸

mateo’s bluesky @laserpipe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It’s slutty Saturday they just announced it

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hoelivia rodrigo @bukkakemochi.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

mentally still here ☀️

mateo’s bluesky @laserpipe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hi bsky

mateo’s bluesky @laserpipe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Overall that movie is amazing

mateo’s bluesky @laserpipe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The song is so intense (complimentary)

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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Cleaned up the sides and feel like a human again

Selfie

Selfie x2

Selfie just cutting off show anything nude

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Karlos the Frociaggine @karlosthefog.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Enjoy some bonuses. Dont say I don’t give you anything.

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Luis (Louie) G. Rendon @lrendon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

It should be illegal for dumb dumbs to reply to my posts

mateo’s bluesky @laserpipe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Woof hehe

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026

Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid

Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid

CARY, NC—Describing the experience as “a revelation,” 38-year-old Derrick Henard told reporters Wednesday that everything had finally clicked for him after he was given a diagnosis of stupid. “I remem...

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Karlos the Frociaggine @karlosthefog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Me when I travel to a city where I got haters

mateo’s bluesky @laserpipe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

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Nickle ala Fae @nicklealafae.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Now I’m all sweaty 🥵

Lifted shirt and sweaty hairy stomach

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026

What To Know About The 2026 Emmys theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the…

Q: What happens if someone’s speech goes too long?
A: They have to go on The Masked Singer.

mateo’s bluesky @laserpipe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

www.eventbrite.com/e/myriad-of-... I’m hosting! Featuring Sheria Mattis, Jess Henderson, & more TBA!

Myriad of Reasons: An Evening of Stand-Up Comedy

Comedian Mateo Rodriguez-Hurtado (Glory W(hole) hosts a nonplussed night of stand-up feat. Sheria Mattis and more TBA! Live at Young Ethel's

mateo’s bluesky @laserpipe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Hottttt

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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Running late for work and hump day 😅

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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Her body tea

mateo’s bluesky @laserpipe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

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mateo’s bluesky @laserpipe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My j*ckstrap is really picturesque hmm-

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mateo’s bluesky @laserpipe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Sksksksk the skyline Took me a second to comprehend