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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 4h

Schmitt and Britt looked like Klobuchar had thrown a hairbrush at them

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 4h

I give it 3 months before he tries to rename AI to Trump Intelligence

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 5h

Oura had hardware, high consistent subscription renewals, and profitability with room to actually grow, and they couldn’t get to ipo this year. Baffling to think a company with some of the junkiest financials like Anthropic is still trying

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 5h

Too bad none of these AI people have morals

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 10h

Coworker told me my shoulders and back are looking big 🥰

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 15h

“Please insure these loans that have interest rates of 10%+ that they definitely won’t default on so they can buy more of my chips and keep the gravy train going for another week”

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 16h

The AI story is more about the financial engineering and management than the actual technology

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The meeting that I thought would be a problem went better than I thought. I can have a normal week!

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Having big pecs is nice. Free stress balls and fidget spinners

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Some guys think asking me to teach them to swim or play polo will pique my interest. Let me tell you, nothing is further from the truth

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No spin the next two mondays… I guess it’s still happening but the substitute instructor annoys me

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’d be indignant at this, but I’ve handled way too many cadavers on my time

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If you voted for the right merely cuz leftists annoyed you, then it’s clear you had no values to begin with

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What are my body-count vibes? It’d at least fill a Graveyard

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There is too much disconnect between politicians “begging for your donation” and “you’re not my voter so I don’t answer to you”

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Are social media accounts a greater constant than phone numbers in today’s day and age?

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Week 2 done. I haven’t been perfect in doing all the lifts (time constraints). But I’m doing good in the spirit of it

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

But yes, Disney must raise their Disney+ subscription

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me cooking: you don’t measure garlic with a quantity. You measure it with your heart. Guy on insta: I’m doing 1000 clove garlic cooking Me: he’s on to something

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dog in the brewery is doing gentle awooos 🥺

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Morgan Polikoff @mpolikoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My feeling about this ridiculous story is that she is going to win the LGBT vote like 85/15 at least because we all know what the stakes are as much as anyone. And if her merch store sold a "fags for Peltola" t-shirt it would be sold out in five seconds.

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The “Swifties, don’t over read into her lyrics” challenge

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Don[ny]ovan @dgschell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Media, these AI’s don’t “go rogue”. They’re programmed to accomplish tasks and when you don’t establish limits on the how, shit happens. It’s on the incompetent flunkies running those companies.

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Finally, I can wear shorts and sleeveless comfortably, instead of uncomfortably hot still

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Honestly how dare you

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Inaccurate comic. Press fell long before the others

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Gay bartender still isn’t here, but fratty backup bartender is and he’s nice and cute

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Having pizza from last week to reheat is encouraging me to stay at the brewery longer

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My plan for my drive up to Tampa was to listen to Lana’s ocean boulevard album, but I may have to sub for tinashe. I’m not very familiar with her so may be fun

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think you could sing life of a showgirl (song) to the tune of Cleveland!

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dream last night of a coworker. Involved him taking outside to the back of a bar, to try making out with a guy for the first time, get so turned on that I pulled his cock out and stroked it, then blew him until he came and I swallowed

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My kids have measles, I can't afford diesel, my country has been humiliated by Iran, and I have explosive diarrhea from a parasite the CDC no longer monitors. But at least now I can go to the lesbian bar without putting on a mask.

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Patient zero was alright. The titular words in the song don’t seem to fit well in the rhythm of the chorus. As for the rest of the new stuff, unimpressive

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“This is to memorialize how we managed to fake an assassination attempt and kill a bystander and got away with it”

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We’d deserve the war that would come for inflicting that on Xi

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