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Steve

@steventhelion.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈🇸🇻 HTX Regularly post bad takes and nsfw post 🔞 Profiles w/o pfp or anonymous accounts or accounts I get a weird vibe from will be BLOCKED instagram.com/steven.the.lion

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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 10h
Guess therapy and time does not heal all wounds. Idk just feel like I need to disassociate for a bit. Nothing to worry about, but really tired of some issues reawaken in the worse possible ways.
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 16h
October 3rd is a great way to know of you're a mean girls gay, Fullmetal alchemist gay, or gay gay if you know both.
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 19h
Being sick for a week and a half, and work being hectic, I finally went to the gym today. Had to pull back a bit, but determined to get back to a routine in a week or so!
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 19h
Going to have hole later today and on October 3rd? Love me a gay holiday 🥳
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Mean Girls: It's October 3rd
Alt: Mean Girls: It's October 3rd
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 20h
My coworkers were like "is high 80s really a cold front?" And I said "well for texas it is. We haven't been under 90 since May"🥴
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love how the universe pushes me a fwb I haven't hooked up for a bit, all while I'm another fwb I haven't seen in a month on Saturday. Eventually I'm gonna slow my roll bc I am yearning the intimacy of a relationship or maybe a frequent fwb (neither get to see as often as I would like)
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Glad bleach tybw ending is delayed. Hot motivated to pick up bleach since I stopped watching anime regularly back in college.
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Getting your ass ate on hump day should be law
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I could never be a young gay today. Like the idea of people pheromonemaxxing (not showering or changing clothes for days) would be such a turn off.
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes, because what gays and women want from heated rivalry was more hockey 😐
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good nite #mcm
Black and white pic
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think I may have fallen (for someone) and I can't get up
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Peter Griffin Falling Down the Stairs
Alt: Peter Griffin Falling Down the Stairs
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The existence of Adele and Adela means there is and Adeli, Adelo, and an Adelu.
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes! 20 year old me was unsure what to do with their life. I was running away from unresolved trauma and unsure if I could finish college
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thirsty Thursday gossip, I have a new regular who I suck their dick. I've sucked them 3 times within a week. Is this what love is in the modern age?
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cleaned up the sides and feel like a human again
SelfieSelfie x2Selfie just cutting off show anything nude
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
50 days, Texas. Make sure you're registered to vote at iwillvote.com.
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I still don't know what I'm going to wear for mom recital (Slayyyter concert) on Friday
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Still getting used to my new look from these new glasses
Selfie with blue background
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
New glasses 🤓
Selfie with a salmon colored background
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Also, guy had over totally geeked about the totodile plush keychain hanging on my dresser sooo just to confirm people who love pokemon, geek, nerdy stuff totally have the best dick
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If being 35 is Sex and the City s1, then call me Samantha because I own my sexual lifestyle in a balanced and non-judgemental way
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Samantha Jones: I Will Not Be Judged
Alt: Samantha Jones: I Will Not Be Judged quote
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Love getting extra helping of BRO-tein to end my lunch break
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lololololll closeted republicans in texas staring at Hasan Piker's thirst trap? Just know the grindr servers in Dallas are fighting for their life!
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Iphone duo and samsung fold 8 users are complaining about creases and I'm here like "it's hump day, show me your crease" (butthole) 🤭
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tbh I would've bought the iPhone duo if apple's release schedule was sooner than samsung's. Then again I'm a sucker for a gimmick/the diversity of phone types from the late 2000s.
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just stating unless you're a friend, family, partner, an ASAP will usually be ignored. I'm not a medical doctor, so nothing in my line of work will truly be 100% that serious that a quick turnaround is needed. Quickest way to ruin my mood tbh 🙂
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Saw a bit of the nintendo showcase and idk but maybe I'm getting to a point in my life that I think I'm content just replaying my favorites 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Idk but depending how relevant something is to my current work if someone reaches out with an "ASAP" on a teams message I'll make you wait a bit because wtf?
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why is it that people whose career died feel like they need to be pro genocide to get 2 seconds of fame back? Like just go in any reality TV show and announce a greatest hits tour and you have some money. Like isn't that was dancing with the stars used to be about in the 2010s?
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy for the Zelda fans. Fun fact, never knew Zelda was a series until I was in college and people talked about skyward sword. Idk my friend group growing up were more of the pokemon, mario, ps1 groups so Zelda went over me during that time.
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Side note, accounts that follow and refollow just to gain followers, I get the game and respect it, but it's a block from me. Just annoying to see the same faceless notification or profile name with 1k or 10k in your name. Like idc
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Face spamming to convince myself if I like having a mustache.
Selfie with again another mustache 
Text says Tbh I think it looks better in pics than in person, but sure let's see if I can get through today without cutting it off
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Choices where made this morning
Selfie, attempting to pull off a mustache
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
but can you really be an influential Bluesky poster without ever posting a submission to #mcm, #humpday, #fcf, or #scs?
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Does uh anyone need Gible?
Pokemon tcg pack results: 3 gibles, 1 zebstrika, and 1 team rocket trainer card
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I sort of wished the storm would've hit us during the work day. Oh well, at least it will bring much needed rain and clouds to lower the temps.
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Running a sql program for work so why not take a selfie in the mean time. Happy Tuesday
Selfie
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I remembered why I don't tell my mom anything. Now she's resorting to complaining I'm taking too much of my glp1 after going up from the starting dose. Mind you this is the same person that has the view that being fat is healthier because you have extra meat on you to "survive an illness"
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
For normies: It's my half birthday and a moon eclipse tonight. For the astrology girlies: it's my half birthday and a moon eclipse on pisces, so being a pisces it is a big deal or something.
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Why do I feel like someone like Helen Lovejoy would be screaming this to me
Sniffies bot saying, "SHE NEEDS TO STOP MASTURBATING! COME ON IN ALREADY(Replace the comma with a period)"Helen Lovejoy from the simpsons saying "OH, WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?"
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Using zillow not to purchase a home, but to use as mood board inspiration for a home I would like to have in the *future*
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Man, just fuck this week. Like yes, they're at an acceptable age to pass away (Dolly was too), but TOO SOON UNIVERSE! LIKE NOT EVEN 24 HOURS LATER
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Tim Curry's Sure Look
Alt: Tim Curry's Sure Look
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I cannot say this enough, FUCK. CANCER.
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I really don't know how to feel about Dolly's passing. I sort of can't believe it. She just felt like one of those beings that would always be there
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
After a really nice talk and much needed hookup session with a particular fwb, decided to just drive around for a bit. Some clarity and needed time alone to think things through heals you a bit. 1/4
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I have become a workout in the morning gay. Plz clap as I still feel no immediate physical change from this update, but feel better overall.
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Why is the universe set on placing gays or bis who all have 4 letter length names? Like this has to be a joke right? Is a non-4 letter length name guy going to break my cycle and be the one to settle with?
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's funny, all you need for a little mental health (in my case) was to go to the gym.
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Elmo's Weightlifting Workout
Alt: Elmo's Weightlifting Workout
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Steve @steventhelion.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yet some of y'all want "engagement" and keep begging to follow you on X If I wanted to be enraged and rage baited, I would restart going to family gatherings
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