Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The way one single message from my manager can derail my entire day 🥴🥴 080
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One of the wild things of working in consulting is how often you’ll be told “someone else did that, talk to them” with 0 context of who this new contact is 🙃🤗 000
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Started Bake Off and now I need someone to deliver me some cake STAT 060
Reposted by AlejoCozyGayBoy🍂 @cozygayboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026don’t tell me what to do, I’ll cum 6673
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The thing of being in the middle of nowhere is not only that the nearest person on grindr is miles and miles away, but also happens to live in a isolated house surrounded by fields… And Ive seen one too many scary movies to venture out there 😅 0140
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Best part of watching DWTS live is the INSANE catastrophes ads for the 911 shows and try to figure out the actual plot 030
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Stop That Train is on Netflix, and its kind if the perfect way to wrap up this Sunday 070
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I feel like I should go outside and interact with people, but I also feel like I have no brain power to be social… Just lay here and melt… 081
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Taking a Sunday break to go hide at the movies and watch Sandra and Kidman look gorgeous in their 60s 0110
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Realizing Sandra Bullock had my current age during the original Practical Magic is messing with my brain 0100
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 12/09/2026So happy my flight landed 45 min early, only to wait an hour for my checked bag 🥴 070
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Repenting for my sins, by going on a run tru this small small small town 170
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Waiting at the airport is such a mindfuck for my already time-blind brain… 3 hour layover is both painfully long but also gone in a blink 010
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 08/09/2026They’re playing Danity Kane at this airport… May have to start strutting down the gates 270
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 08/09/20265am flight just got cancelled… Is the universe telling me to stay home another week? 000
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The Sunday scaries are reverberating loudly on this Monday! 020
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The downside of spending all this time at home, is that there is very little privacy and I start going a little crazy 👹👹👹 030
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You’d think the sounds of the grass being cut outside would start bothering me, but just knowing I never have to do that chore again brings me peace! 🧘🏻♂️ 130
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Spending the day diving into a new model formulation, so that’s promising! 030
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Got a jump start on the day going for smoothies with the sis, and then followed that up with a hour long nap 🙂↕️🤗 020
Reposted by Alejojacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026post 4 pics to defend your credit card (preferably front and back) 2535
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Finding it really hard to care about corporate life today (and every day) 🙃 0110
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Getting to spend most of the week at home is such an unexpected surprise 🥹🫡 080
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I can’t believe I’m the only book f*g that hasn’t been able to find a copy of Fruit Fly yet 😭 020
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I think I’m glad I haven’t learned how to blur my face out of stuff… It’s probably saved me from myself and the forever internet 050
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Unexpected free time today! So much room for activities 🤗 Open to suggestions 0100
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The fact that it took me until 1am to finish a set of slides, most of which were reheating past analysis… I really need my brain checked 🥴🥴🥴 050
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Its not like I’m dying to make it into work earlier on travel days… But evry single flight Ive been on this last month has been either delayed or cancelled 🧘🏻♂️ 030
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Back to reality but this weekend def had some solid highlights 0251
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Downloading Lemonade for these in-flight entertainment has been such a solid decision 060
Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I don’t want to get dressed and go to the airport and you can’t make me! 1725