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Alejo

@alethots.bsky.social
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Struggling Adult 🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈 |📍D.C. 📚 CR: The Secret of Secrets 12/36

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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The way one single message from my manager can derail my entire day 🥴🥴
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the wild things of working in consulting is how often you’ll be told “someone else did that, talk to them” with 0 context of who this new contact is 🙃🤗
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday again 😵‍💫🫡
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Started Bake Off and now I need someone to deliver me some cake STAT
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Its FRIDAY! Wake it up!
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CozyGayBoy🍂 @cozygayboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
don’t tell me what to do, I’ll cum
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Turns out it is way past the witching hours again… 🧙‍♀️👹
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The thing of being in the middle of nowhere is not only that the nearest person on grindr is miles and miles away, but also happens to live in a isolated house surrounded by fields… And Ive seen one too many scary movies to venture out there 😅
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally dusted off the running shoes 🥲🫡
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Best part of watching DWTS live is the INSANE catastrophes ads for the 911 shows and try to figure out the actual plot
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stop That Train is on Netflix, and its kind if the perfect way to wrap up this Sunday
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I feel like I should go outside and interact with people, but I also feel like I have no brain power to be social… Just lay here and melt…
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Its the witching hour 😈
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Back at it bbs. It’s Monday!
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Really could use a helping hand 😔
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Anyone want to come over and help pack for the week? 🥲
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Taking a Sunday break to go hide at the movies and watch Sandra and Kidman look gorgeous in their 60s
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Realizing Sandra Bullock had my current age during the original Practical Magic is messing with my brain
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So happy my flight landed 45 min early, only to wait an hour for my checked bag 🥴
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh no… Its 2am and I’m WIDE awake 🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Running late for work and hump day 😅
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Running late for work and hump day 😅
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Repenting for my sins, by going on a run tru this small small small town
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This hotel room came with a hot tub…? Do I trust it? 🥴
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Traveling with the essentials only
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Waiting at the airport is such a mindfuck for my already time-blind brain… 3 hour layover is both painfully long but also gone in a blink
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They’re playing Danity Kane at this airport… May have to start strutting down the gates
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
5am flight just got cancelled… Is the universe telling me to stay home another week?
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Sunday scaries are reverberating loudly on this Monday!
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Reconnecting with nature 🏝️☀️
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just killing time
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The downside of spending all this time at home, is that there is very little privacy and I start going a little crazy 👹👹👹
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You’d think the sounds of the grass being cut outside would start bothering me, but just knowing I never have to do that chore again brings me peace! 🧘🏻‍♂️
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Spending the day diving into a new model formulation, so that’s promising!
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Got a jump start on the day going for smoothies with the sis, and then followed that up with a hour long nap 🙂‍↕️🤗
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Feeling a little cheeky for hump day 😜
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
post 4 pics to defend your credit card (preferably front and back)
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Finding it really hard to care about corporate life today (and every day) 🙃
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Getting to spend most of the week at home is such an unexpected surprise 🥹🫡
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I can’t believe I’m the only book f*g that hasn’t been able to find a copy of Fruit Fly yet 😭
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think I’m glad I haven’t learned how to blur my face out of stuff… It’s probably saved me from myself and the forever internet
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Unexpected free time today! So much room for activities 🤗 Open to suggestions
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The fact that it took me until 1am to finish a set of slides, most of which were reheating past analysis… I really need my brain checked 🥴🥴🥴
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
9pm coffee kind of night
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Its not like I’m dying to make it into work earlier on travel days… But evry single flight Ive been on this last month has been either delayed or cancelled 🧘🏻‍♂️
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Back to reality but this weekend def had some solid highlights
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Wedding prep! 🫧🧼
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Downloading Lemonade for these in-flight entertainment has been such a solid decision
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Made it to the airport on time, but at what price!?
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Alejo @alethots.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I don’t want to get dressed and go to the airport and you can’t make me!
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