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LanternJack

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Don't date people who make you feel like you have to hide your stuffed animals. Says Skeletor who will never hide himself ever again.
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope as gazes upon an aurora borealis. “It really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around them.
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💖gail 💖 🔜 Metaphor Chicago 🔜 GATEway @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
another all timer i like to reference is this one from the official doom account
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Picture of a capybara at the beach.
The caption says, "if you are reading this the curse is lifted have a good day"
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Andie Sophia 💛🤍💜🖤 @andiesophia.is · 03/06/2026
*nodding sagely, adjusting my glasses* but is it art?
a painting by Travis Chapman showing a raccoon sitting on a hippo's butt, igniting its fart. the flaming fart is met by milk streaming from the udders of three cows standing on their hind legs. the resulting mixture is being collected in little bowls by a beaver. the painting is entitled "Harvesting crème brûlée"
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I've been ground down by life enough to strive for self improvement, but not ground down so much that I give in to nihilism. Life is beautiful, you can be sad when you're stardust.
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Valorie Nichols @meadowdays.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Good morning ☕️
Post by @sketchesbyboze: If you're feeling discouraged about the future of our world, remember that somewhere tonight a little girl is reading a book about brave kids battling overwhelming evil, and she is beginning to make plans
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Nov 16, 2024

Sometimes I have to remind myself that's it's ok to have days in bed

It's okay to not want to speak because it takes too much energy or hurts too much

It's okay to be upset that you're missing out of things because you're unwell

It's okay to need help

It's okay to accept help

It's okay to let yourself be in pain or exhausted and to stop pushing through things and just rest
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Chris Riedel @medievalhistory.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
If a college education did nothing but prevent you from ever acting like you were 100% sure about something ever again, & made you feel like you always needed to learn more & question your assumptions, it would be the best education money could buy, & worth the government providing it free to all.
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Arloween 🎃 @feraldactal.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
No our issue would be smaller theropods and juveniles. Utahraptor, Deinonychus, Dilophosaurus, Carnotaurus, etc. they would fuck us up for sure. And of course we can’t forget the herbivores. Just because they wouldn’t eat us doesn’t mean they wouldn’t take their chance to take us out.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I haven't heard a single post about this anywhere-- disney's had their animators reanimate some of their recent iconic songs in ASL?? here's "we don't talk about bruno"??? this is amazing??? www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrv...
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"We Don't Talk About Bruno" - 'Songs in Sign Language'
YouTube video by CartoonBrew.com Official
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Renowned Iranian composer, Ali Ghamsari and tar virtuoso, announced he will stay at the Damavand Combined Cycle Power Plant. His plan: Create music there as a symbolic effort to shield Iran's infrastructure from attack. @iranscreenshot
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
You may not have heard, but it’s important. Dems are holding shadow hearings on ICE crimes. Witnesses provided harrowing and explosive accounts yesterday. I provide some highlights from the day, and I urge everyone to watch and amplify them. Link in the replies.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
a guy riding a horse with armor on and a cowboy hat with a pink bow on it and there are sparkles everywhere   

lowkey not sure how many more of these rodeos i can take bro  

it might say "witchywoodalot'
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Dr. Adeene Denton @spacewhalerider.com · 17/01/2026
Okay, bsky poll time. Please vote for your favorite planet by liking the corresponding post below. Would love to see the top 3!
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it's an uncivil war @lucyksy.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
This message is so simple, yet it gets forgotten. The people living with the condition are the experts.  Michael J Fox
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LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
that was an earthquake
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fredolives.bsky.social @fredolives.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Anne @annieoranne.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Omg my mom sent it to me two years ago and I'd completely forgotten about it 😂
painting of a stereotypical, old fashioned vampire (black cape, slicked back black hair, with a widows peak, pointy fangs), about to set upon the neck of a white blonde woman - except she's not a regular woman, she's a PEZ dispenser, and a pink candy is popping out just where the vampire is about to bite. Set against a dark, wooded background (dark trees rising to the sky), a large full moon glows in the upper left hand corner
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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
QOTD: "Yup, there's your problem. You've mistaken arbitrary norms specific to your social group for sacred immutable truths and it has driven you insane."
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LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
screenshot of "empty feed" under "Quiet Posters"
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