Reposted by LanternJackChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026thank you lesbian tractor witch 13491922971
LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026was earth an option? anyone remember ceres and eris? 111
LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 21/07/2026stories of the one that got away need pics like that now 020
Reposted by LanternJack💖gail 💖 🔜 Metaphor Chicago 🔜 GATEway @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 13/07/2026another all timer i like to reference is this one from the official doom account 22533386
Reposted by LanternJackThomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us. 155188804439
LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 29/06/2026time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana 021
LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 24/06/2026tuning out that noise helped me focus on the inside place... solid walls for my workspace 010
LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 19/06/2026B side. except for one Monty Python album that had an extra 000
LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 19/06/2026ever look at a record and wonder how many grooves are on there? two. unless we're talking about the music 110
LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 18/06/2026buying a drum kit for someone else's kid made happy 000
LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 08/06/2026lentil soup is easy and good, remember the b12 thing 000
Reposted by LanternJackAndie Sophia 💛🤍💜🖤 @andiesophia.is · 03/06/2026*nodding sagely, adjusting my glasses* but is it art? 71879166
LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 23/05/2026....there was a trilogy that started on episode four.. 000
Reposted by LanternJackSwords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I've been ground down by life enough to strive for self improvement, but not ground down so much that I give in to nihilism. Life is beautiful, you can be sad when you're stardust. 051
Reposted by LanternJackValorie Nichols @meadowdays.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Good morning ☕️ 260141782185
LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 07/05/2026a little bit get over it, soon you and everyone you care about will be old and talking about such things should be normalized, not stigmatized. feel free to hit the TMI eject button on someone else's conversation though 140
LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I hear the Brontës are worth another look, but no, still traumatized 010
LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 27/04/2026those cameras are cheating. drive blind by feel and sound 110
Reposted by LanternJackChris Riedel @medievalhistory.bsky.social · 21/04/2026If a college education did nothing but prevent you from ever acting like you were 100% sure about something ever again, & made you feel like you always needed to learn more & question your assumptions, it would be the best education money could buy, & worth the government providing it free to all. 08930
Reposted by LanternJackArloween 🎃 @feraldactal.bsky.social · 22/04/2026No our issue would be smaller theropods and juveniles. Utahraptor, Deinonychus, Dilophosaurus, Carnotaurus, etc. they would fuck us up for sure. And of course we can’t forget the herbivores. Just because they wouldn’t eat us doesn’t mean they wouldn’t take their chance to take us out. 1151
LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 22/04/2026two sheds for me please of course I'll pay, don't expect anyone to give a shed these days 040
Reposted by LanternJackjess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I haven't heard a single post about this anywhere-- disney's had their animators reanimate some of their recent iconic songs in ASL?? here's "we don't talk about bruno"??? this is amazing??? www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrv...youtube.com"We Don't Talk About Bruno" - 'Songs in Sign Language'YouTube video by CartoonBrew.com Official 15923305
Reposted by LanternJackChris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Renowned Iranian composer, Ali Ghamsari and tar virtuoso, announced he will stay at the Damavand Combined Cycle Power Plant. His plan: Create music there as a symbolic effort to shield Iran's infrastructure from attack. @iranscreenshot 12631011022
LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I imagine my clones would have to fight it to see who has to die for insurance purposes, or at least add a number to their username... the rock-paper-scissors would go on forever. 020
LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 03/04/2026brontosaurs! officially don't have to call them brachiosaurs anymore. I like puhterydactyls (not technically dinosaurs but generic term) and trying to imagine how they got off the ground. gianter pelicans? 110
LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 02/04/2026the soft kind is "creamy" but the firm sorta bounces. was there oil in that marinade? 110
LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I sorta moosh-crumble it so it just disappears into anything. different texture read than smooth cut and rubbery 110
LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 02/04/2026ambassador spock seemed to have sorted out the human / vulcan mess. special mention for sarek, who showed great patience and caring but quietly. 050
LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 02/04/2026an indistinguishable copy would be, uh, indistinguishable. two things can be true 110
LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 31/03/2026side effect: you get to be healthy and lose it all over again 000
LanternJack @lanternjack.bsky.social · 30/03/2026optional. works in that bar but the singers are going to miss it after being fed the natural in the previous bar. what is everyone else playing in that bar? 010
