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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere)

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Not really posting here anymore. I'll contact my friends with alternatives to finding me. Bluesky is just another cesspool of shit. I'm staying on Mastodon. Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/LambdaCalculus

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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 16/09/2026
Flock cameras are riddled with security vulnerabilities and hard-coded credentials. Here's my analysis of today's @ddosecrets.org Flock leak micahflee.com/flock-camera...
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Flock cameras are riddled with security vulnerabilities and hard-coded credentials
This morning, DDoSecrets published an exciting new dataset: Filesystem images of the partitions from an in-use Flock ALPR camera. 404 Media and Wired published a joint investigation into it. I downloa...
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 20/03/2026
Yeah, that's right, Bluesky... I'm gonna rub this one right in your fucking faces as I tell you you're a bunch of fucking shills. See, class, this is why I've been very apprehensive of posting around here. So as a note, I'm pissing off from here soon enough. www.jwz.org/blog/2024/10...
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Bluesky now owned by crypto-grifters
My "we will not hyperfinancialize the social experience through tokens, crypto trading or NFTs" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt. No not that crypto-grifter....
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 04/10/2025
If I ever get Mitnicked, make a fucking scene. Make all the noise possible. Raise all the hell.
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 19 #FakeBookTitleFriday
Book - Senator Palpatine Hit On Me
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 20 #FakeBookTitleFriday
Fake book
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Turfster @turfster.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Also, if you're using "AI", you're a dipshit loser and everyone's gonna be laughing at you for the rest of your life
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Pass it on. #StandWithUkraine
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 21/04/2025
Do you have to be one of the most unfuckable people on the planet to be a conservative or a MAGAt?
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
*pedestrian/human focused infra exists* idiot: but isn't that dangerous if a car slams into it? yes indeed, which is why we need MUCH stronger laws around cars, and more enforcement, and more difficult to get drivers licenses. idiot: wait not like that! we must focus for the metal cages on wheels
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 21/04/2025
He killed the Pope
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molly @mollyfied.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
almost nothing beats the two second high I experience when random posts line up perfectly
two random posts at the same time. in the first, a woman with blonde hair wearing red sails powerfully through the air. in the second, a girl with blonde hair wearing red sails powerfully through the air
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 21/04/2025
What mushrooms sound like youtu.be/Iv1mY9T5hyk
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Toad Screaming (VOLUME WARNING!!!)
YouTube video by Master Dimentio
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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A penguin pointing w a stick at a pic sitting on an easel of a Tesla w a pigeon flying over head pooping on it as 3 pigeons look on
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 03/04/2025
Just keep confirming how goddamn fucking stupid fascists are.
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Jessica Shortall @jessicashortall.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat? ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details) smh - Secret Message Hahahaha tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat) gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg
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The Bitch King of Angmar (Katie) 🏳️‍⚧️ @positronrelay.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Even though the "statue of limitations" has passed, I think we still need to put Mayor McChokehold (h/t @lambdacalculus.bsky.social) on trial and throw a terrorism charge in there for jumping the turnstiles when he was a young adult. Lead from the front, Mr. Mayor.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 18/03/2025
YES!!! YESSSS!!! YEEEEESSSSSS!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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a cartoon character is laughing with his mouth open in front of a fire .
ALT: a cartoon character is laughing with his mouth open in front of a fire .
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave. Tell them: 1. Vote NO on Cloture AND 2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill. Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it. TODAY is the showdown. 🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Just saying.
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Alyssa Menes @acmenesmusic.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Check out my latest VGM cover! Come for the music, stay for the recipe! 🍄‍🟫 🍝 youtu.be/JbiX6q09C8g?...
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Cooking Mama Theme Song Cover also known as How To Cook Mushroom Pasta
YouTube video by Alyssa Menes
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 12/03/2025
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Gaming Hell @sarahssowertty.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The HD Remaster versions of Taito's LaserDisc arcade games Time Gal and Ninja Hayate, previously Japan-only on Switch, are coming to Steam in April! store.steampowered.com/app/3050490/... store.steampowered.com/app/3052550/...
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 11/03/2025
since we can post longer video: George Lowe would show up to events in costume as Spaceghost. enjoy two minutes of adlibs on CSPAN:
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The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 11/03/2025
lifehacker.com/tech/apple-r... Today Is A Good Day To Patch.
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Apple Has Issued a Security Patch in Response to an ‘Extremely Sophisticated Attack’
On Tuesday, March 11, Apple released a series of updates for iPhone, iPad, Mac, Safari, and Vision Pro. It doesn't add any new features, but it does patch a serious security vulnerability.
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Deth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainmen... OH NO, YAHOO! Serious charges.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 11/03/2025
Yesterday I attended a public hearing regarding the Coney Island casino plans and got to tell some Thor Equities corpos to shove their casino plans right up their asses! Coney Island does NOT need a casino nor have its heart and soul just ripped out!
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 11/03/2025
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD!!
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 12/05/2024
You've no doubt heard that the Great Library of Alexandria was destroyed in a fire and with it, centuries of knowledge, learning & prose. But that's not the ACTUAL story. The TRUE story of the destruction of the Great Library of Alexandria has more to teach us than the myth.
The fire of Alexandria, woodcuts by Hermann Göll, 1876.

The lighthouse tower and surrounding buildings of the Alexandria harbor are shown on fire, with smoke rising to the sky.  Boats bob on the surface of the water.  The impression is of chaos and ruin in process.
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Chris Wysopal @weld.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Weld Pond here, surfacing from the L0pht archives for this gem. Relive the chaos, the hacks, and the testimony that made history. Hit play—you won’t regret it!
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Truth in labeling.
Gulf of Mexico labeled "Gulf of SpaceX Debris"
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Alyssa Menes @acmenesmusic.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
It’s Bandcamp Friday! acmenes.bandcamp.com Here is my Bandcamp page, now updated with my Cooking Mama and Chill Penguin tracks.
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Guitarist/composer from the great state of New Jersey. Conductor for the New Jersey Gamer Symphony Orchestra. Cat enthusiast.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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Woody Guthrie~ All You Fascists Bound To Lose
YouTube video by UnAmericanBandstand
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 07/03/2025
When phones actually had personality.
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Jamie Noguchi | Drawing and Drawing Some More @jamienoguchi.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
“Speak up, speak out, get in the way. Get in good trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America.” – John Lewis
Political cartoon. Rep Al Green, D-Texas standing up and pointing his cane yelling "HE DOES NOT HAVE A MANDATE TO CUT MEDICAID!"

In the lower corner are two people hiding behind round signs. One reads "Civility!" and the other says "Did he not get the sign memo?"
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Arcas De Disco @puckarks.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
“Moral clarity” 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
TRUMP GUILTY
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
New from me: A school district in Pennsylvania voted against adding a Black author's book about the 1921 Tulsa race massacre to the curriculum. Then, the community decided to do something about it.
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A School District Rejected a Black Author’s Book About Tulsa for Its Curriculum. Then the Community Decided to Act.
Randi Pink, author of the young adult fiction novel “The Angel of Greenwood,” talked to ContrabandCamp about how residents of a Pittsburgh suburb rallied around her book.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 06/03/2025
Now under NO CIRCUMSTANCES do I want ANYONE sending him your worst, darkest, most cursed as fuck, mind destroying memes! 😈😈😈
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Alyssa Menes @acmenesmusic.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Sharing again… my friend and I are working on putting together a benefit concert for Johan. Please share his GFM or donate if you can.
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Chris McLaren ☢️ @chrismclaren.com · 05/03/2025
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One of Ward Q. Normal's charts showing where Reagan's policies took effect. This one shows income gains for the top 5%, the median family, and the bottom 20% over time.

It is very clear that after the Reagan years the income gains, which had been aligned for all groups since the end of WWII began separating, with the top 5% capturing the vast majority of the gains from 1980-2020, and the bottom 20% being almost flat (and the median only slightly better).
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Francisco González @grundislav.games · 27/01/2025
Saddle up, pardners, 'cause ROSEWATER rides into town on PC, Mac, and Linux MARCH 27, 2025! A Wild West point & click adventure set in an alternate 19th century. 🤠🌵🐎 New trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thru...
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Rosewater Release Date Trailer
YouTube video by Grundislav Games
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Arcas De Disco @puckarks.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Al Green was the only Democrat to stand up in Congress against the totalitarian direction the USA has taken We need more than color coordination People are losing their jobs People are losing their benefits People are losing their rights We need more than outfits Democrats We need more Al Green
Stand Up
Raised fist 

Fight back
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 05/03/2025
"Never again" and "Hack the Planet" are my mantras. They're etched into my very bones.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Objection! :3
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