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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere)

@lambdacalculus.myatproto.social
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Not really posting here anymore. I'll contact my friends with alternatives to finding me. Bluesky is just another cesspool of shit. I'm staying on Mastodon. Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/LambdaCalculus

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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 16/09/2026
Flock cameras are riddled with security vulnerabilities and hard-coded credentials. Here's my analysis of today's @ddosecrets.org Flock leak micahflee.com/flock-camera...
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Flock cameras are riddled with security vulnerabilities and hard-coded credentials
This morning, DDoSecrets published an exciting new dataset: Filesystem images of the partitions from an in-use Flock ALPR camera. 404 Media and Wired published a joint investigation into it. I downloa...
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 21/03/2026
TILLY
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 21/03/2026
What can I say? I appreciate beautiful ladies!
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 20/03/2026
Heehee boobie bouncy 😂
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 20/03/2026
What a whiny little manbaby.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 20/03/2026
Yeah, that's right, Bluesky... I'm gonna rub this one right in your fucking faces as I tell you you're a bunch of fucking shills. See, class, this is why I've been very apprehensive of posting around here. So as a note, I'm pissing off from here soon enough. www.jwz.org/blog/2024/10...
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Bluesky now owned by crypto-grifters
My "we will not hyperfinancialize the social experience through tokens, crypto trading or NFTs" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt. No not that crypto-grifter....
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 18/11/2025
I want a pair of brass knuckles for this.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 18/11/2025
Alternative title: "Catholics say HOPE is a lost cause"
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 18/11/2025
*SQUEEEEEEZE*
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 07/10/2025
Are you fucking kidding us?? That's a photo from LA in 1992!! Where in the fuck is your journalistic integrity?? Did you leave it floating in the toilet along with your morning shit??
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 06/10/2025
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_M...
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Kevin Mitnick - Wikipedia
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 04/10/2025
Generic white guys for $4.98? Nah, I'll pass. I'd rather get a slice or two of pizza for that much.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 04/10/2025
If I ever get Mitnicked, make a fucking scene. Make all the noise possible. Raise all the hell.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 04/10/2025
The Emperor can eat shit.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 20/09/2025
No one fucks with my trans homies. EVER.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 20/09/2025
I fucking hate this and I wish I could do so much more to help.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 15/09/2025
Mark Fuckerberg can eat a sack of horse shit.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 12/09/2025
Oh, no, it's such a conundrum as to why he's single. 🙄
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 11/09/2025
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 11/09/2025
I think you have to send a self-addressed stamped envelope to George Soros directly so he can redirect the checks! 😂
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 11/09/2025
Queer poly is the way to go
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 11/09/2025
And nothing of value was lost.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 11/09/2025
And what about the victims of genocide in Palestine, school shooting victims, victims of racism and misogyny, victims of violence against LGBTQ+, innocent Ukrainians... need I go on?
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 11/09/2025
He's gonna crack like an egg soon. I just know it. We gotta keep the Epstein files front and center.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 10/09/2025
media.tenor.com
Headbang Rock On GIF
ALT: Headbang Rock On GIF
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 10/09/2025
How's that going for him now??
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 10/09/2025
The President raped and trafficked children!!
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 10/09/2025
Sending hugs 🫂
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 10/09/2025
I swear, the day these fuckers fall will be a nonstop party.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 31/08/2025
I know I tend to disappear a lot here, but I'm around if you know where to look.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 31/08/2025
I'm so sorry for your loss, my friend. My condolences to you. 🫂
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 26/04/2025
You're fine like wine, no joke! 🍷
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 26/04/2025
Not a fan of AI art either but anime you is pretty hot, not gonna lie. (IRL you is hotter though)
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 19 #FakeBookTitleFriday
Book - Senator Palpatine Hit On Me
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 26/04/2025
So this is a book about conservatives?
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 20 #FakeBookTitleFriday
Fake book
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Turfster @turfster.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Also, if you're using "AI", you're a dipshit loser and everyone's gonna be laughing at you for the rest of your life
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Pass it on. #StandWithUkraine
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 21/04/2025
Do you have to be one of the most unfuckable people on the planet to be a conservative or a MAGAt?
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
*pedestrian/human focused infra exists* idiot: but isn't that dangerous if a car slams into it? yes indeed, which is why we need MUCH stronger laws around cars, and more enforcement, and more difficult to get drivers licenses. idiot: wait not like that! we must focus for the metal cages on wheels
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 21/04/2025
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 21/04/2025
(Or her Shadow self) youtu.be/5wRJWzMwhjs
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Blooming Villain - Persona 5 OST [Extended]
YouTube video by Pollux
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 21/04/2025
youtu.be/dW-OVf7qVEQ
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Final Fantasy X OST - Original Sin
YouTube video by Romangelo
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 21/04/2025
That's Phase 1 of her boss battle
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 21/04/2025
He killed the Pope
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