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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 10h
theory: if Nintendo owned the Jeep Wrangler brand, they'd sue people for trying to sell plastic ducks
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
.... .... what is this bullshit @firefox.com why you fucking with the theme. i don't want a ugly ass gradient. and no easy way to disable it?! they're all multi color. wtf.
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't often believe in the death penalty. i do for the Cornell 7. and prison for ANYONE in that group chat.
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Sean Gallagher @thepacketrat.net · 07/09/2026
We have some here in Baltimore.
Eagle in Canton
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i almost only listen to @iwriteok.bsky.social bastards podcast thing while walking around stoned af. which now has the unfortunate side effect of when walking around without audio in the ears of me thinking "wait why am i remembering shit about a nazi at the corner of here and there?" xD
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18/09/2026
Dear Silicon Valley cultists: no, I’m not getting paid by a shadowy they/them cabal to be mean to you. I’m being mean to you because your sicko culture has helped destroy mainstream international aid funding (which is killing people), usher in Trump 2.0, and pervert technology and innovation.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hashtag: blaze it
totally legal activities done legally
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
what the fuck is this. someone i don't know, doesn't follow me, added me to a "starter pack" thing . fuck no. time to block a lot of weird shit. why are people adding people they don't know to that kinda shit. its creepy af
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The Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Graffiti in Paris. *chefs kiss
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Kira Leigh 🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraleigh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
you dont have to love cats, but if you hate them, you can't be trusted. cats are consent creatures. they have rules about how/when they can be touched. if you dont like creatures with rules, that signals to me that you'd barrel over boundaries. i know its weird but that's how it works in my head.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
so... this is candy. this is totally gonna cause problems
ricky jou sour crush blue raspberry candy gel..that's ina container that looks exactly gel deodorant
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
random reminder to be careful on what you say to a therapist.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is my DC. 🌳💖📝
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🥹 I love our city.
The fallen Dupont Circle tree, now with notes of thanks.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
lolol; someone is putting 3d printed heads of pro-gun violence bro charlie kirk xD and right into the trash where he belongs xD
a poor quality 3d print of a charlie kirk with the word "freedom"
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
...there's still been game discs for games? what? O_o don't get me wrong, fuck sony. but lol getting mad about game discs.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
random reminder that if you spank, hit, or beat your kid in any way, you are a bad parent. no debate. hit your child: you're bad parent and horrible person. you try to learn something when being in fear during physical violence.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
lololol the caplitism celebration festival burning man is another shit show this year apparently 🤣😂
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i legit just don't understand the tech folks over in cali i took acid and realized recording health data via the fitbit was stupid. they take do all sorts of drugs and want more dumbshit tracking. do _not_ track this bullshit, it'll lead to a spiral of self loathing, and wont fix anything.
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Jeff Asher @jeffasher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is so incredibly addictive anyhumanever.com
anyhumanever.com
Any Human Ever
One life, drawn at random from all who have ever lived.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i have never seen a pile of dogs o.o
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
fuck the ice terrorists, but what the fuck did Arturo think was going to happen by walking up on someone like that?
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
talk talk talk all talk and never do anything
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the crazy thing about the renaming of Lake Ontario is that trump rapes and eats children.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
threads is full of people complaining about the Lake Ontario rename saying there done with Google maps lol no they're not. they didn't leave after the idiot renamed Gulf of Mexico. and it's more like, Google didn't do anything to stop the change, as they use a US Gov source for names (GNIS)
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov · 20/08/2026
Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and RFK Jr. bragged about their gutting of the federal government – including the FDA. It's their entire philosophy. The result? DEADLY BLUEBERRIES, the most recent in a string of food recalls that are endangering the health of millions of Americans.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
this is a wild way to learn that "GLP1" is a medicine thing? and not some sort of weird ai product?
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
*sigh* I miss having a working laptop life pro tip: avoid laptops that charge via USB C they break so easily
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
huh, it never occurred to me that they were that organized to pay the bands i kinda assumed everyone involved was on so much drugs they accidentally a massive hippie commune with big speakers
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
well this is become meme
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
lol that land mass looks like a fat dog sitting
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Admirable Women @admirablewomen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Computer scientist Margaret Hamilton coined the term “software engineer.” She directed the Software Engineering Division at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab & led development of the on-board flight software for NASA’s Apollo Guidance Computer. She was born #OTD in 1936 & turns 90 today! #WomenInSTEM
Two side-by-side black-and-white photographs of pioneering computer scientist Margaret Hamilton (born August 17, 1936). The left panel features a mature, close-up portrait where Hamilton gazes directly at the viewer with a serene, confident, and reflective expression, framed by her long, dark, slightly silvering hair. The right panel is a famous archival photograph showing a younger Hamilton standing indoors next to a towering stack of bound paper binders containing the Apollo Guidance Computer source code, which she led the development of at MIT. She is smiling broadly and wears a striped, long-sleeved mini dress with dark Mary Jane shoes and glasses, resting her hand proudly on top of the massive column of printed code. The overall composition contrasts her youthful triumph with her enduring legacy, capturing an optimistic, intellectually rigorous mood that highlights her monumental contributions to space exploration.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i really hope one is named Rott, and the other Weiler
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i think one of my biggest issues in life is that i often forget that adults believe in a concept of a god. i legit daily forget that atheism is not the default state. and its baffling to me when i meet a fellow adult (ew im adult) that is my age or younger that isn't atheist.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it's hot outside btw
photo, pov, that funny reefer man holding a joint, after a swim from China, here to sell you south Carolina
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
a shocking photo from last night
photo, buildings, street, water droplets, lighting strike, sky, 8647, trees
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
is there a list of movies and TV shows where everyone who was involved in making it is now dead? like a Dead Entertainment list
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The POTUS is a rapist and an abuser of women. As established repeatedly by the courts of this land. Regardless of anything else found in the files he's covering up. This should cause impeachment, disqualification, uproar. But instead the media--+ Dems--treat it like another news day.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
chonktastic chonk cakes
2 cakes of the pan
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
must be hard to be a new musician these days there exists a requirement to prove you're human and not some asshole nerdfuck making AI shit. my list of "never play this artist again" is getting large as of they're new and have the slightest hint of AI shit, fuck them ain't playing it.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
hrm neat. sewing on a curve is possible might make a curved pocket flap on the outside of the bag of concepts
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
who ever is running YouTube app updates ( I fully suspect it's a coked out manager poking a chatbot AI) the last update can't even keep synced what is playing when using a phone or tablet to cast to a tv
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holding iPad that shows song B is playing 
TV show song A is playing instead
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i wonder how long till someone gets cremated alive because AI thought they were dead
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I bet if trump publicly donated to and endorsed The Trevor Project or similar he would be impeached before the ink dries
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
slow progress on the bag but it's definitely gonna be rather sturdy 😅
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the every growing LGBTQ acronym is a psyop by the neirotypcial straights to confuse dyslexic queers into having to say an ever increasing bundle of gay letters (hashtag: coffee thoughts)
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
🤔 statue of limitations should pause if you've left the country the crime was committed in
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