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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere)

@lambdacalculus.myatproto.social
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Not really posting here anymore. I'll contact my friends with alternatives to finding me. Bluesky is just another cesspool of shit. I'm staying on Mastodon. Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/LambdaCalculus

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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 11/09/2025
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 11/03/2025
Yesterday I attended a public hearing regarding the Coney Island casino plans and got to tell some Thor Equities corpos to shove their casino plans right up their asses! Coney Island does NOT need a casino nor have its heart and soul just ripped out!
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 04/03/2025
GOOD!! Lay the fuck off the trans community already!!
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 19/02/2025
Just leaving this here.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 23/01/2025
Gonna be at #MAGfest this weekend!
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 28/12/2024
It do be true though. HT @molly.wiki for the stickers!
A portable hard drive with a sticker affixed to it; the sticker is a pile of floppy disks with the words "I'm not hoarding, I'm archiving"

I mean, yeah, I am! I wanna save all this stuff!
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 22/12/2024
Me going into 2025. You'll never see it coming.
Joker from Persona 5, grinning menacingly at the camera as he adjusts his glove. He's probably just wiped the floor with Shadows.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 04/12/2024
Sonic the Hedgehog CD (Mega CD, 1993)
Steve Urkel from Family Matters, wearing a lab coat and pointing to a robot version of himself
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 19/11/2024
This piece of shit is back.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 18/11/2024
Age yourself with your first computer
A Commodore VIC-20 computer, in the breadbox form factor and brown keyboard
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 13/11/2024
He wants to believe he's such a "big strong alpha male" when in reality he's as pathetic as a baby fart. Ooooh, that's a good name for him! Everyone should call him a baby fart from now on!
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 12/11/2024
And if they say otherwise...
Your body, my choi-

Frank Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, dual wielding pistols, saying "So anyway, I started blasting"
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 11/11/2024
The HUNT ready to go after some transphobes.
The HUNT from Rise of the Triad. There are 5 members, all wearing black shirts and armed to the teeth.

The members are, L to R: Doug Wendt, a large, imposing black dude with a crew cut and a glint in his eye; Lorelei Ni, a small, petite Chinese woman with a determined look on her face and a large missile weapon in her hands; Taradino Casset, a tanned blond guy with a machine gun; Thi Barrett, a fiery redhead with a pistol and a smile that will kill a man; Ian Paul Freeley, a messy haired Spanish-Greco guy with a cocky grin and a bazooka.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 10/11/2024
Mr. Frog from Smiling Friends. He is a vaguely humanoid frog with no actual head, his face on his torso, and he's wearing short brown pants. And he's running at breakneck speed towards you and... oh shit he's getting too close!! RUN!!
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 08/11/2024
Dammit, Trent! Why'd you have to be so bang on accurate with your predictions!?
The album cover of Nine Inch Nails' 2007 album, Year Zero, featuring a strange hand reaching down from the sky, known as "The Presence"
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 07/11/2024
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 06/11/2024
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 06/11/2024
Here's to the fate of the world!
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 29/10/2024
We're letting these MAGA motherfuckers get too emboldened; this truck was spotted at West 35th Street & 7th Avenue in Manhattan, and they were of course preaching and praising for Trump. I gave them an earful but it's not enough. If anyone in NYC spots shit like this, chase them out of town.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 25/10/2024
If you see this post vampire
Barnabas Collins from Dark Shadows
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 22/10/2024
I made this meme a while back after also blatantly buying a homeless mom and her child hot dogs from a cart to give them a little something to eat while a cop was watching.
The Office "Even Harder" meme

Top panel: "Stop feeding the homeless!"

Bottom panel: "You know what? I'm gonna feed them even harder now."
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 19/10/2024
I'm attending BSidesNYC today!
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 19/10/2024
Advertise your account with one image.
Cereal Killer from the 1995 movie "Hackers", yelling " HACK THE PLANET"
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 08/10/2024
Hayao Miyazaki just so done with everything
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 04/10/2024
Hayao Miyazaki, leaning back in a chair, his eyes closed and glasses removed, with an unlit cigarette in his mouth, looking just so very done
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 27/09/2024
The Big Three
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 27/09/2024
We would've been better off just cutting straight to the chase and saying we have a sick obsession with straight up villains in power.
Burgess Meridith as the Penguin, running for Mayor, from the Batman 1966 TV series
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 20/09/2024
Gotta evenly distribute the script though
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 21/07/2024
Calling Thanos
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 07/04/2024
Spongebob screaming
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 18/03/2024
Your periodic reminder that NYC's Mayor is an utter piece of human fucking garbage. #NYC #NYPL
The main branch of the New York Public Library, with a headline:

"NYC public libraries may soon be only open 5 days a week."
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 15/03/2024
Spot Nazis stickers in your town? Slap some hacker stickers on them, or print a meme onto a sticker that'll get them to piss in their pants!
A sticker with the Disaster Girl meme that says "Oh, there were Nazis in my town? Not anymore"A sticker for TOOOL
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 11/03/2024
I'D JUST LIKE TO INTERJECT FOR A MOMENT. WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO AS LINUX IS IN FACT GNU/LINUX, OR AS I'VE RECENTLY TAKEN TO CALLING IT, GNU + LINUX. LINUX IS NOT AN OPERATING SYSTEM UNTO ITSELF, BUT RATHER ANOTHER FREE COMPONENT OF A FULLY FUNCTIONING GNU SYSTEM
Asuka yelling at Shinji
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 08/03/2024
Bingo.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 07/03/2024
Had to meme this one up now.
The Marge Simpson potato meme; Marge is labeled as Governor Hochul and the potato is fascism. She just thinks it's neat. This is in response to Hochul deploying National Guard troops to patrol NYC subways so affluent assholes from Long Island and Westchester feel safe on a system they don't even use.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 05/03/2024
The free at-home COVID-19 test kit program is ending this Friday!? Well, thanks a fucking lot, CDC! Folks, grab 'em while you can! Order a bunch if you can! special.usps.com/testkits
March 8, 2024: This Free COVID-19 Test Program will be Suspended

Orders for free at-home COVID-19 tests will be suspended on Friday, March 8, 2024.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 27/02/2024
Cheese is love, cheese is life! 🧀
Wallace, from Wallace and Gromit, thinking about CHEEEEEEEEESE
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 23/02/2024
What is it about conservative men and their uncanny ability to loudly telegraph that they're completely incapable of making a woman cum? "Unf unf done" is about exciting as a mayonnaise on white bread sandwich.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 21/02/2024
I'm gonna be 45 in 2 weeks and I don't think that conservative phase is ever gonna happen.
A comic of a personified Molotov cocktail with an anarchist flag yelling "eat the rich" as its burning rag emits a rainbow. 

The top meme text reads: boomers: "you'll become more conservative in your 30s"
38 yr old me:
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 21/02/2024
This is why I liked it when Bluesky was invite only: now scam accounts like this are showing up in droves. If you see accounts like this, block on sight.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 20/02/2024
On the left, Pim from Smiling Friends, terrified out of his wits: Some cop

On the right, a screaming forest demon, closing in on Pim: An acorn
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 16/02/2024
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 13/02/2024
Reject modernity; embrace tradition
An Apple Vision ProA ViewMaster toy with reels
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 10/02/2024
Happy Year of the Dragon! 🐲
Bruce Lee, martial artist, philosopher, movie star, and fashionista!
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 10/02/2024
For #BlackHistoryMonth, let's remember Jerry Lawson, an electronics engineer from Brooklyn, NY, who worked at Fairchild Semiconductor, and not only designed their game console, the Fairchild Channel F, but also an extremely key component of modern video gaming as we know it: the video game cartridge
Jerry Lawson, who was responsible for the concept of the video game cartridge, sitting at a desk with a small terminal with an Atari 2600 on top of it, with a TV directly behind it
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 07/02/2024
Hello, new followers and friends! Make sure to read below!
PRIME DIRECTIVES

1. Punch Nazis and fascists

2. Support trans rights

3. Hack the planet
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 05/02/2024
If you see this, post kitty
A black cat named Goten. He is bestest boi
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 01/02/2024
A Spotify barcode.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 01/02/2024
Kylo Ren screaming "MORE"
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus (is elsewhere) @lambdacalculus.myatproto.social · 29/01/2024
Post this on the next tangodown
Look at this dildo,

It is de captain now.
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