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Steven Buck

@lairddinnaken.bsky.social
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Formerly Scottish ex-engineer ex-banker ex-portfolio manager ex-risk dude. Now an African Viking 🤔🤭 UK expat since ‘82 😬, South Africa, Washington DC and now (finally?) Cape Town. MilAv, MotoGP, F1 & Movie (classic horror/gangster) Hist, terrible puns

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 23h
"The Orange Plague," also known as “King of Injustice,” by Danish artist Jens Galschiøt has been unveiled inside the European Parliament in Strasbourg, France. Incredible.
Bronze statue of an obese trump sitting on the shoulders of a very thin man. He has the scales of justice in one hand and a long golf club in the other
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Godspeed You! BOOsky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's actually called Super Duper Intelligence but that's getting a little too technical for most people
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The first person to open a store selling spare parts for planes was like 'remember, the customer is always Wright' omg I'm so sorry
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Steven Buck @lairddinnaken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I salute you, Sir! 🫡🤣🇿🇦
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My man looks like he runs a whites-only rideshare app called Ubermenschen
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The inventor of autocorrect has died. I won’t say any more because you shouldn’t think I’ll of the dead.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man looks like the villain in TRON: ALIMONY
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man looks like Hermann Göring on Casual Freitag
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man looks like a Serbian gangster who gets garroted by Jason Statham's character halfway through the movie
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man looks like an emperor penguin who was toppled in a coup
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man looks like Edward Norton having a bad reaction to shellfish
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man looks like he runs a fash food chain called Hindenburgers
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My man looks like someone slapped googly eyes on an elbow
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like a white walker who was exiled for being too creepy
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like a Rhodesian rapper named MC White
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like a thumb with a toupee
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like a Silicon Valley CEO pitching an idea he calls "orphanmaxxing"
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Steven Buck @lairddinnaken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Another skewering 🤣🤣👇
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Steven Buck @lairddinnaken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have to repost this just for the Russell caption! He really isn't enjoying this 'you're really #2 to Kimi' phase of his career, but it isn't going to get better 🤷‍♂️
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Abu Dhabi United Group (ADUG) is causing problems north of the border "a dug, how does a dug fit into all this, where did a dug get £900m from?" #ManCity
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Because 70 bloots isn't enough All Prem club owners have until the end of Feb 2027 to reapply to be credentialed as 'fit and proper' under the new Independent Football Regulator regime. Good luck when they get to the M's
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Steven Buck @lairddinnaken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is my favourite...so far 🤣👌
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man looks like Cardinal Doucheilieu
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David the Trifecta: Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,
BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut 
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot 
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat 
Batterin guys
I was lit at: 
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye 
I know your ma and da died 
But everybody's ma and da dies 
And we're no aw runnin aboot 
Hookin muggers and 
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went 
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor 
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at: 
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin 
and everybody else.
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Steven Buck @lairddinnaken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just for shit 'n giggles re the latest American Discourse I looked up the Billboard Hot 💯 I have heard precisely none of these songs but have vaguely heard of 8 of the artists. Would have been 9 but it was the wrong Steve Lacy...😑
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My kids have measles, I can’t buy diesel, and I have explosive diarrhea from a parasite that the CDC no longer monitors. But at least now I’ll be able to watch a baseball game in a national park
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David the Trifecta: Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have you ever bought hot sauce at a fair? This is what it's like to buy hot sauce at a fair.
Whybird posted:

There are two sorts of hot sauce. One is called Professor Von Prolapse's Rectal Genocide, the bottle will show a cartoon man being sodomised by an anthropomorphic chilli against a backdrop of a nuclear explosion, and it will be quite hot. The other will have a picture of a monkey and some text in Korean and it will end your fucking life.
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
tottenham playing in front of 900 fans at man city in the championship next season
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Pamela Hutchinson @pamhutch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I interviewed Sara Karloff, daughter of Boris, and composer Michael Shapiro about the enduring power of “terror movie” FRANKENSTEIN. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/se...
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My dad was a monster! Sara Karloff on reviving Frankenstein, 95 years on
Boris Karloff’s daughter and composer Michael Shapiro, whose musical score for the 1931 film is finally coming to London, talk about how it became a much-loved classic
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Anne Billson @annebillson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TIL that FRANKENSTEIN (1931) was Boris Karloff's 81st film. And "hardly anybody saw the first 80,” recalls Karloff. Lovely article by @pamhutch.bsky.social
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My dad was a monster! Sara Karloff on reviving Frankenstein, 95 years on
Boris Karloff’s daughter and composer Michael Shapiro, whose musical score for the 1931 film is finally coming to London, talk about how it became a much-loved classic
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Steven Buck @lairddinnaken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OMG: Trump has AI'd the photo to cover up his cowering when the jet flew over 😳 Why's he now wearing a backpack and where's his other glove? 🙈🤣
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Steven Buck @lairddinnaken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In today's exciting episode of 'you can't park here mate/not all heroes wear capes' this is from the beach near our house in Bloubergstrand today 🫡 Photo by yours truly 🤷‍♂️
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Steven Buck @lairddinnaken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have no idea how the combination of 'Stalin' and 'lesbian bar' appeared in my TL, but the discourse below has to rank as one of the most bizarre (so far 🙈) 😂🤷‍♂️
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Steven Buck @lairddinnaken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🤣🤣 watch to the end 👌
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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The shortlived Qin dynasty produced a wealth of richly coloured art, something the successor Han dynasty was never quite able to match, thanks to poor Han-dye coordination.
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
excellent umbrella holding Mr President, all the greats do it that way
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Steven Buck @lairddinnaken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Splendid! 😎🫡
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Steven Buck @lairddinnaken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh, just wonderful! Hadn't see it before, 5 🌟
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Steven Buck @lairddinnaken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is quite the poll 😳 The rank and file get how Trump must not just be beaten at the election, but politically (at least) destroyed. Schumer & Jeffries remain two of the three wise monkeys 🙊 🙉 🙈 unfortunately.
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Steven Buck @lairddinnaken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Some absolute bangers in here from the new wave of horror writers 👇🎯
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Steven Buck @lairddinnaken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Should rather propose an Arch 🫡
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Karthik Sankaran @rajakorman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why are people questioning that a country’s capital needs to be protectied from its Arch Enemies?
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Peter Ungphakorn @coppetainpu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Let's make @bsky.app a bit more divisive www.linkedin.com/posts/brilli...
Colour-coded map of Europe titled "How people react when you try to speak their language". Across the south (north shores of the Mediterranean) = instant friendship unlocked. Russia, eastern Europe, Finland = Nice try … but why bother? Sweden, Norway, central Europe down to Switzerland and Austria = Cute but let's switch to English. UK and Ireland = No reaction. France = PLEASE DON'T (in capital letters)
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why am I seeing this in my timeline, I don’t even like carrots
Headline which says ‘Man stuck carrot up his bottom at Essex beauty spot’
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
From the boss.
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Miguel Delaney @migueldelaney.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fulham-Manchester United sums up a strangely hinge Premier League weekend About a third of teams could really do with a result before three weeks of an international break vacuum www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Why these five Premier League managers need a result more than ever
With an extended international break, managers risk clubs considering their options, writes Miguel Delaney, with this weekend’s results crucial to safeguard their futures, including Alvaro Arbeloa and...
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Why do so many cartoon hippos wear shower hats when they have such little hair? Oh, you meant questions about the job, didn't you?"
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, male opera singers dubbed with ship’s horns
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