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The Bad Boy of Brunch

@kynx.bsky.social
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Fantastic new podcast listen: @nogodsnomayors.com Highly recommend with only two nitpicks. One: Fairly new, do I can't binge a huge back catalog and I have to wait for new episodes, like some peasant. Two: So many of the jokes and references require me to have 5 post graduate degrees to get.
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
High at the Aquarium, this was hypnotic.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
Hey walmart we have some notes on your product placement can we talk
Display of shotguns with “own the school year like a hero” signage
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Ryan Shirlow @ryanshirlow.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
This always makes me think 1 in every 100 cups is steaming hot evil - like can you request it? Or is it some kind of a lottery? Is today my unlucky day? Or does it mean there’s a single evil bean in *every* cup? Plucked from the hands of a dying child, straight to your latte.
“99% of our coffee is ethically sourced” at Gildersome Starbucks
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Defector @defector.com · 15/04/2024
Cybertruck deliveries halted due to car being a big piece of shit that doesn't work: defector.com/cybertruck-d...
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Cybertruck Deliveries Halted Due To Car Being A Big Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Work | Defector
Tesla, a future case study for securities law classes across America, had to stop delivering Cybertrucks this past weekend. No, not because the hundred-thousand–dollar medium-duty pickup, which is onl...
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
#bees
🐝 #bees A bee on some blue flowers
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
@sarahtaber.bsky.social Just donated, best of luck! As for facts, got anything about bees?
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
The algorithm goes hard here sometimes. I made, like, one joke about furries, and bluesky just came down like, "u tryna yiff? hey, you wanna watch a anthro bull jack off? you into this? here's a big tiddy squirrel lady!" I mean, not necessarily. But maybe?
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
Ugh. One of those days where you just find most people fucking insufferable. I'm sure the problem is with me, but man, I can't with most of humanity sometimes
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Fleetwood Coupe DeVille @viktorishere.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
Yes
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
If Jafar only turned red when he became a genie but was flesh-colored when he was free, why was the Genie still blue after Aladdin freed him? Boss: I meant any questions about the meeting.
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Weekly summary
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 17/02/2024
Extra Virgin Olive Oyl is a baldfaced lie when you remember that she’s ready and willing to have Popeye consistently and repeatedly blow her back out.
Olive Oyl reading a tawdry romance novel about a lumberjack who broke his lovers’ ribs and complaining to Popeye, who only wishes to be a gentleman, that she doesn’t care about a few ribs and straight up wants to get WRECKED.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 14/02/2024
A woodblock print of two birds beside the text "I love you, but you're kind of a dumbass."
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
Unbelievable, we can't just call him "space-unhoused," Han?
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Wolfie Rankin @wolfierankin.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
The coyote outside of my work was just as surprised as I was to see each other. We both just sheepishly backed off and decided to leave each other the fuck alone. I wish more of my coworkers had this mindset.
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
it’s time to burn the incense, it’s time to slay the sheep, it’s time to wake the muppets, from a thousand years of sleep. it’s time to raze existence, it’s time to banish light, it’s time to call the void in, on the muppet show tonight.
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