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The Bad Boy of Brunch

@kynx.bsky.social
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I like you. You LOVE me. I love that.

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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Fantastic new podcast listen: @nogodsnomayors.com Highly recommend with only two nitpicks. One: Fairly new, do I can't binge a huge back catalog and I have to wait for new episodes, like some peasant. Two: So many of the jokes and references require me to have 5 post graduate degrees to get.
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
High at the Aquarium, this was hypnotic.
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
FF Tactics
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
Hey walmart we have some notes on your product placement can we talk
Display of shotguns with “own the school year like a hero” signage
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Ryan Shirlow @ryanshirlow.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
This always makes me think 1 in every 100 cups is steaming hot evil - like can you request it? Or is it some kind of a lottery? Is today my unlucky day? Or does it mean there’s a single evil bean in *every* cup? Plucked from the hands of a dying child, straight to your latte.
“99% of our coffee is ethically sourced” at Gildersome Starbucks
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Defector @defector.com · 15/04/2024
Cybertruck deliveries halted due to car being a big piece of shit that doesn't work: defector.com/cybertruck-d...
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Cybertruck Deliveries Halted Due To Car Being A Big Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Work | Defector
Tesla, a future case study for securities law classes across America, had to stop delivering Cybertrucks this past weekend. No, not because the hundred-thousand–dollar medium-duty pickup, which is onl...
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
This ends in someone's Nana getting Enders Game'd into nuking Russia, right?
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
This kicks ass, thank you.
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
Insert Disc Two for Wildly Out of Place school nurse massage experience?!?
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
It's not making me trans, yet, but it sure does want me to see furry cock. Unless that's a Trojan horse?
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
*Record scratch* "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation …"
Meme image of a girl getting hot in the face by many hot dogs
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
Alright, you drive a hard bargain. Now, am I jerking YOU off, or how does this work?
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
Right here, on MY package, says no.
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
They don't always. Thanks for assuming best intent. Sending my love, and hoping that shitheads leave you alone; both intentional, and well-meaning ones.
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
Sleep deprived and trying to poke fun at the dipshits you're calling out, but go ahead if I upset you.
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
I can take a cursory look at these and be fairly certain that, no, these aren't the best gloves for hand jobs.
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
I thought the Dragonborn used the "Elder Trans" to defeat Alduin?
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
#bees
🐝 #bees A bee on some blue flowers
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
A cute little baby.
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
I feel like my experience playing the Sengoku Basara series completely prepared me to accept this fact.
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
At least twice, I assume
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Fuck yeah, tight 🙌
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
You recall the ass eating, tho?
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Drink recommendation? Maybe something with Calvados?
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Bondage, James Bondage...
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Look back, child. Where you see only one set of hallucinations? That's where I carried you through the delusions.
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
I refuse to believe Pikachu knows anything about buoys or pilotage.
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
I mean, working with what I've got, no need to limit reactions to "giant" boners, c'mon...
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Fuuuck yeah obviously I approve
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Salad lid generates own dressing
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Is she not?
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
"I'm against being an asshole to people just for existing, and I'm into open minded folks" --Oh cool, well, I'm a trans fem- "Oh my God shut the fuck up, nobody wants to hear it!"
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Channeling horniness like some kind of cumbending avatar.
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
I can't imagine, sorry that you didn't get to huddle away the day. I hope, though, that the good memories are enough to fuel you through the public facing, until you can process it the way you need. Sending love from a complete Internet rando.
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Meanwhile, I get high on an edible and just tell people I "feel like fuzzy meat"
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Yeah, it's not a fish tank, why the fuck would anyone?
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
You've gone too far this time, Nic Cage
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Great pic. Also: big fan of rezeew
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Join me on the ice veranda, attended to by my ice servants, as I tell you what a curse these powers are
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
How'd the wolves get inside you, though?
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
@sarahtaber.bsky.social Just donated, best of luck! As for facts, got anything about bees?
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Great feed idea. Jumping on.
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
I mean, you can't even really play the snowmobile unless you're running snow lands.
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
The algorithm goes hard here sometimes. I made, like, one joke about furries, and bluesky just came down like, "u tryna yiff? hey, you wanna watch a anthro bull jack off? you into this? here's a big tiddy squirrel lady!" I mean, not necessarily. But maybe?
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
A bee? Like, a queen bee? I love bees.
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
Well, if their rationale is that they should be able to control women's bodies, then I guess they're assuming that's just the logical endpoint?
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
Fuckin.... Read it too! The source is criminally underappreciated. Then watch it again.
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
With liquids, I presume?
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The Bad Boy of Brunch @kynx.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
Crush that shit.
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