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Kyle Willey

@kylewilley.bsky.social
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Husband and father. Epidemiologist and data storyteller. Lover of fountain pens, meh on actual physical writing...

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Anil Kalhan @akalhan.bsky.social · 16h
"Fetterman largely holes up in his Capitol office, lying on the couch and scrolling Apple News, several former staffers said. "'Every day was a battle that by the end of the day you were physically and emotionally battered just by getting John to do any part of his job,' a former staffer said...."
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How John Fetterman spends his time comes under more scrutiny as he weighs future in the Senate
The Pennsylvania Democrat has been labeled an absentee senator for years. As he floats the possibility of running again, what has he actually done?
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fun Fact: Harm is not just physical
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
BREAKING NYT: The Trump Justice Department is investigating whether the major television networks — ABC, CBS, CNN, NBC and Fox — violated federal antitrust laws when the group briefly suspended their pooled coverage of Trump, according to six people with knowledge of the department's action.
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Justice Dept. Is Investigating TV Networks Over Trump Pool Coverage
Major TV networks were notified on Friday that the department was looking into whether they violated antitrust laws when they suspended pool coverage of President Trump.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
when you’re too dumb to know you’re not supposed to say the quiet part out loud
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Kyle Willey @kylewilley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You want to make origami with your slice, go for it. No New Yorker is going to stop you. Me? I'm gonna eat my slice folded.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/10/2026
a grandmotherly woman just got booted from the Trump rally for protesting, and she went out like a hero talking trash and flipping the double bird
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.
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Kyle Willey @kylewilley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
But the real question is HOW did you eat them? Did you eat them flat or fold it like a taco like a real New Yorker?
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Kyle Willey @kylewilley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It honestly looks like they tried to draw the Cadillac Sixteen Concept from memory, but badly. Cadillac got this right. Jaguar, no. Just no.
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Kyle Willey @kylewilley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The new Corvette does that, too.
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Old Butstillkicken @oldbutstillkicken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone else see the new Jaguar EV? My first thought was that the Cyber Truck got a girlfriend!
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
susan dell looks like the last person to see hansel and gretel alive.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mistakes were made
california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history
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bluevoter24.bsky.social @bluevoter24.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fascism. Who knew? #fascism
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 03/10/2026
How many local models do you run?

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Pope, would you please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand? You're not an Ai influencer, no one elected you, and you have absolutely no weight in this debate and you're being used as a mouthpiece to sway public opinion. how many local models do you run?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Neiman Marcus closed its downtown Dallas flagship on Wednesday. The store played a notable role in the history of desegregation in Dallas. Previously, Black shoppers across the US could enter department stores, but they weren't allowed to try on clothes without adhering to certain conditions. 🧵
A notice about the Neiman Marcus store opening in downtown Dallas.An old photo of the Dallas flagship.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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Kyle Willey @kylewilley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I absolutely remember the Brain on Drugs TV ads more than the posters.
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Kyle Willey @kylewilley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Brain on Drugs was more memorable on TV, but "I learned it by watching you" was more used in daily life. For reference, we are about the same age.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 30/09/2026
Black text on a white page that reads as follows: 

Too often, homeless New Yorkers cycle from our hospitals to our streets — making it harder to continue treatment and find long-term stability. 

The City's Bridge to Home program in Manhattan ends the cycle by providing a safe place for New Yorkers to live while they receive medical care, apply to jobs, and find an apartment. The program has been a massive success.

Today, we’re expanding Bridge to Home to Brooklyn and Queens, so more New Yorkers get the help they need.
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Senator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 29/09/2026
Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes!
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 27/09/2026
None of these dudes look like they could bench press a Pokémon card
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These people make Marie Antoinette look connected to the people and empathetic by comparison. They laugh at what their own voters are going through as they continue to mock them as they enrich themselves and have a great time.
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Brexit Bin 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 @brexitbin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The hilarious truth from Denmark about the new Greenland deal with Trump! 😂 🇩🇰 🇬🇱
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When Richard Nixon was desperate for a friendly crowd after the country rose up in protest over the invasion of Cambodia, he went to Knoxville for a rally at the football stadium. It was a very friendly crowd for him. Trump, not so much
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Kyle Willey @kylewilley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Agree with most of your comments here. BSG and Firefly, and I would add American Horror Story.
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Kyle Willey @kylewilley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To be fair, Game of Thrones fizzled out at the end because Martin couldn't figure out how to end it. It was not production, but the writer looking around at the show runners going, "what do YOU think should happen?"
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Joe Walsh Is Right......
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The racist thing. The most racist thing he can think of is “the kind of thing Trump likes to do.”
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026
Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
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Kyle Willey @kylewilley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, the [checks notes] United States Armed Forces had no other option than to run down and mail the TOP SECRET PARTS like it was an Amazon return? Y'all can't find a plane? A ship? A row boat? Nothing?
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
If Louis Farrakhan came up on a few billion dollars and started bankrolling the Democratic Party people would hear about it and Republicans wouldn’t stop making Dems answer for his statements while disavowing their support.
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Kyle Willey @kylewilley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Ghostbusters Janosz
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Kyle Willey @kylewilley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Ghostbusters: Pink Bubbling Liquid
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Kyle Willey @kylewilley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Truth
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Kyle Willey @kylewilley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey! Rumours came out the year I was born. It can't be 50 y... hold... doing the math... oh.
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Kyle Willey @kylewilley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes. When questioned about it in a Congressional Committee, he said that the "victims of beastiality" should not be punished. So yeah. No one: Literally not one person: Kash: You know, beastiality should be fine...
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Corey H. @chinders.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I mean it’s a fascinating display in symbology and semiotics. It should be studied. And also set on fire.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/09/2026
oh...this is bad
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Rep. Jason Crow @crow.house.gov · 18/09/2026
The President says he is going to ban CNN, MSNOW and Politico from the White House. He’s trampling on our Constitution and the freedom of the press. His corruption is staggering–and his attempts to cover it up won’t work.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
These are the people who should make millions
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At this point, Donald Trump is more likely to have a degenerative disease named after him than a performing arts center.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When I first heard “I’d rather die on my feet than live on my knees.” I thought it was a bad ass choice. Now I realize it’s not a “choice.” It’s a reaction. Something happens: you stand up, or you cower. Sheeran cowered. Macklemore stood up.
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InaneDragon @inanedragon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So, here's the thing, "Vote Blue No Matter Who" requires the person on the Democrat's ticket to actually be *Blue*. Marcy Kaptur is not *blue*, she's a Republican who wants to play-act being blue.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026
New in PN: Retire in peace "McConnell would never be allowed to drive a car, babysit young children, or file his own taxes. Why, then, should a cognitively incapacitated 82-year-old retain one of the most important positions of power within the national government?"
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Retire in peace
McConnell is the latest example of an incapacitated politician refusing to let go.
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Kyle Willey @kylewilley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy birthday!
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Kyle Willey @kylewilley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
But, to be fair, it's a pretty accurate Jimothy
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I know, let's do news as popular and credible as President Trump." 60 Minutes season opener lowest rated in 25 years: www.thedailybeast.com/maga-coded-6...
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MAGA-Coded ‘60 Minutes’ Humiliated by Ratings Crash
The once-heralded program is plummeting in ratings.
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