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Kyle Kuest

@kylekuest.bsky.social
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Former history teacher, currently in software sales. "Sir, the possibility of the Seattle Mariners successfully winning a World Series is approximately 3,720 to 1." Mariners | Seahawks | Kraken | Huskies | Sounders

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
The EPA will approve two new pesticides containing “forever chemicals” and relax a reporting rule for companies who make products with forever chemicals. The moves come after a $60 million lobbying blitz from the forever chemical industry. Where is the MAHA outcry?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!” --Megyn R. Kelly “Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!” --Also Megyn R. Kelly
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sher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
This is how a real President is supposed to act
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To Love a Mariner Podcast @toloveamariner.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I wonder if the person forever known as “Butt Plug Guy” has any regrets
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REPUBLICANS ALWAYS LIE @maga-lies.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Here is the actual unedited video of Ronald Reagan on Tariffs in 1987. Proving that once again, the Fat Ass Convicted Criminal currently destroying our White House, is LYING! www.youtube.com/shorts/Mj6N-...
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Ronald Reagan on Tariffs
YouTube video by Pitchfork Economics
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
My therapist says I need to journal more. Last night sucked. It's hard to be thankful for the journey when the ending was so sudden and seemingly avoidable. I have never felt such a rollercoaster in a short time. But I am glad I got to experience it with all of my family, friends, and all of you.
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Mike Baker @mikebaker.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Two years ago, the Seattle Mariners declared a goal of winning 54% of their games. Since then, their win rate is 53.87% If they had won tonight? 54.17%
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Christopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
This was mainly in response to some people talking about "how can you criticize Dan Wilson he led the Mariners to their best ever season" and gosh damn it no, and gosh damn it that's not an excuse for his decision-making.
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
This will be perhaps the most consequential off-season in Mariners history. Stanton and Co. are going to have to spend and start utilizing some of the prospect capital they have built up to put together a better team for 2026.
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Dan is a joke. Any manager who can't take accountability for how this series and post-season was damaged is one who will not likely get any better moving forward.
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Can't wait for Aaron Judge to win AL MVP just to double the pain of tonight.
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
If Bryan Woo hadn't gotten hurt during the Astros series...
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I love the Hawks but have not and will not watch a single second of the game tonight.
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Run Dan Wilson out of town. This team needs experience and cannot wait around for the manager to spend the next few years figuring it out.
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
This feels like a threat after tonight
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
1. Naylor 2. An actual DH 3. Upgrade 3B 4. 2-3 Relief Arms
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Feels good to care enough to hurt this much
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 16/10/2025
mariners
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Tom Vásquez @tomvasquez.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Damn, the Toronto Star set George Springer on fire when he joined the team in 2021. A blistering read. www.thestar.com/sports/blue-...
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Mike Wilner: The stain will stay with George Springer and the 2017 Houston Astros
Springer has been more contrite than some of his former teammates — “I regret everything,” he said last year of the sign-stealing scandal — but the Astros have never really paid for cheating their way...
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
John Stanton better be ready to open up his checkbook this off-season.
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I would trade the Seahawks for a World Series win straight up. This hurts.
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
We will never see the Mariners in a World Series. Change my mind.
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Kirby rn
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Good morning Mariners fam It’s a great day to stamp our ticket to the World Series 🔱
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Hustle Chillson @hustle-chillson.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The Mariners either win and I'll experience incredible joy or they'll lose and this will mercifully all be over and I will once again know peace
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Joe Veyera @joeveyera.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
If it was easy, it wouldn't be Mariners baseball. One game for the pennant. Go M's.
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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
7 million protesters, 0 arrests. Man we suck at terrorism.
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
The Cal Raleigh homer got 155 feet off the ground and was picked up by the radar at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport. 😮
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
The Santos commutation is a prelude to a Ghislaine Maxwell pardon. Mark my words.
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Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
The Mariners have never won three games in an ALCS
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Just popping back here to say we have a healthy baby boy and find out we also got a Mariners win?!?
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Europeans have to be so confused on how this game is supposed to be played and why it has such a strangle hold on our culture.
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Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 12/10/2025
If the Brewers and Mariners make the World Series, I’m forcing so much Pilots analysis into BP that week
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
In the hospital as my wife and I are having baby #2 and there is a Lord of the Rings marathon on 🙌🏻
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Rangers fan account going 0-4 on LCS predictions is *chefs kiss*
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Simultaneously too amped and too exhausted to sleep. Mariners baseball is like its own little neurological condition.
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
media.tenor.com
a group of baseball players huddled together with the number 67 on the back of their jersey
ALT: a group of baseball players huddled together with the number 67 on the back of their jersey
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
USA vs Canada starts Sunday night. Plan accordingly.
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I need to go do a line of coke to calm down
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Meanwhile, on Twitter, 💀💀💀
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MLB Daily News @insidemlbnews.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
The Mariners played in 4 games started by Tarik Skubal this year. They went 4-0.
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Chris Berube @chrisberube.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I just know all the Mariners fans in heaven got another legendary call from Dave tonight.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
nobody has left the stadium. everyone knows to savor this moment
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Pacific Northwest Seismic Network @pnsn1.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
You feel that Seattle?! Check out that Polanco P-Wave! Polanco Game Winning Single, Crawford Scores, MARINERS WIN!! @Mariners are Toronto Bound! @Tmobilepark @FoxSports #SeisTheMoment #SeizeTheMoment
Seismogram showing ground motion at T-Mobile Park for game-winning single by Seattle Mariner Jorge Polanco, JP Crawford scores! MLB poster for PostSEAson 2025 that reads Seis the Moment with a small seismogram between the Seis and the The.  Has website for PNSN seismograms of the game. mariners.pnsn.org
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
The Mariners are one of soon to be 4 teams still playing baseball.
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John Frellington @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
The Seattle Mariners will play more games, this season. This will be your final warning
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Time to unwind with that Elizabeth Taylor documentary I have been hearing so much about.
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Kyle Kuest @kylekuest.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Its La Piedra. Say it right or not at all.
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rockedfaces @rockedfaces.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
If you're reading this, better start warming up, because you--yes, YOU--are about to pitch for the Mariners and/or Tigers
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