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Longhorn Republic Podcast @longhornpod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We are in the thick of football season, but basketball (exhibition) tips in 19 days for MBB and 13 for WBB! With big expectations for both, check our double 🏀preview show: open.spotify.com/episode/2VBU...
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October 6, 2026 - Men's and Women's Basketball Preview
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Longhorn Republic Podcast @longhornpod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You haven’t lived until you’ve relived that epic Ohio State game with analysis from your favorite podcast. open.spotify.com/episode/4iVS...
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September 15, 2026 - Breaking down Texas's historic comeback on Ohio State
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Finally finished my @longhornpod.bsky.social preseason listening and I'm ready for the season to start. Hook em @ghgoodridge.bsky.social and @kylecarpenter.bsky.social
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Shameka ❤️🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How much do you think this fine will be? Tash went IN on the men who keep throwing these green dildos 😭😂 #WNBA
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Kyle Carpenter @kylecarpenter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
That has clearly left an imprint on your soul 🤣
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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
2018: Deschamps 2022: Desrunnersup 2026: Desconsolationfinalist (respectfully)
2018: Deschamps2022: Desrunnersup2026: Desconsolationfinalist
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Longhorn Republic Podcast @longhornpod.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
We continue our position previews with one of the most exciting groups that may set the ceiling and expectations of what Texas can accomplish this season: the pass catchers (WR/TE). open.spotify.com/episode/5dQs...
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July 14, 2026: Wide Receiver Preview
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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 14/07/2026
Telemundo just called David Beckham "Spice Boy"
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George Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519
Dennis Miller
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Congratulations to England for surviving the Azteca after dark Your reward: 90 minutes against Norwegian Calvin Johnson
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)
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Kyle Carpenter @kylecarpenter.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hell yeah, this is like the motivational hype videos team make in the offseason! November can’t get here soon enough!!
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Mel Stefaniuk @melstefaniuk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You either die recruiting Carl Reiner at a sporting event or you live long enough to become Carl Reiner at a sporting event
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
its crazy how one of the only jobs where you can openly espouse the most disgusting gutter racism on-the-clock is “person who makes laws and is in charge of everything”
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daniel lopez @danananananiel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
México’s goalkeeper reaches to block the ball while the famous Mexican pet duck helps on behalf of all of México
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Kyle Carpenter @kylecarpenter.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
In a world of hatred and rivalry, it’s important to find the good ones: @jayarnold.bsky.social joins us to kick off our season previews and talk Aggies - and instantly unlocks “friend of the pod” status. open.spotify.com/episode/7BIg...
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June 18, 2026 - Texas A&M Season Preview with Jay Arnold
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Longhorn Republic Podcast @longhornpod.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
We discuss Director's Cup, Omaha, and yes...a final word on a QB with a career completion percentage just north of Case MCCoy who has caused quite the legal drama in West Texas. open.spotify.com/episode/6Ppw...
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June 16, 2026 - A Fifth Director's Cup for Texas
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NIL Youngboy @dimmadome.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
May it please the court: Texas Tech QB TJ Finley
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
What if I told you a quarterback that never took the field for them got the Red Raiders kicked out of the Big 12? 30 for 30: Wrecked ‘Em Tech, presented by Red Bull
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Called it
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Important news: My wife, who worked in Detroiters’ art department, has located the original Karn on the Cobb file in her archive.
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Kyle Carpenter @kylecarpenter.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Hey! Be easy on the cop from Frosty the Snowman!
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Longhorn Republic Podcast @longhornpod.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Game one in the bag. 21 outs from another natty. Let’s go ladies.
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Longhorn Republic Podcast @longhornpod.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Texas batters looking at the most expensive softball pitching staff money can buy….
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That Don't Impress Me Much
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
with katie stewart smacking dingers back in the news i'd like to remind the chat about this
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
but he's into LGBTQ Losing Games By The second Quarter
some tommy tuberville bullshit I don't care he can go drown in a fuckin' puddle
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
VIC HAD MALICE IN HIS EYES
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The success of @pablo.show and @minakimes.bsky.social are the two of brightest spots in broadcast media for me right now. Just extraordinary talents, fantastic people who’ve been true to themselves and carved a path. Media is laughably far from a meritocracy so it’s great to see deserved success.
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I would be remiss not to point out that "Tricking Milli Vanilli into performing a concert for a dictator" is LITERALLY a storyline from the 1990s 'Super Mario Bros 3' cartoon 🙃
Wendy O / Kootie-Pie Koopa and Milli VanilliMario, Luigi, Toad and Princess Toadstool
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Josh Lewenberg @jlewenberg.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander vs San Antonio this season (including playoffs): -29 (negative +/- in 5 of 10 games) SGA vs everybody else: +863 (negative +/- in only 9 of 72 games) Spurs are basically writing the book on how to guard the 2-time MVP. A defensive masterclass tonight.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED
It’s a Portuguese add and it’s “Final” volleyball but it looks like “anal” which is confusing cause they’re all women and men are the ones more into anal cause of their prostate gland orgasm potential? I’ve heard?? Can’t say that in the lesson shoot
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
John Cornyn is losing tonight because he once posted a picture of his brisket which is marinated in melted Swedish Fish
Brisket?
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.  He embodies the broken system we’re running against. It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Donating $63.90 monthly (plus fees) to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Charity Bowl in honor of Texas. A dime for every scrimmage yard Tre Wisner had against A&M and OU over the past two years. Thanks to @ghgoodridge.bsky.social for the inspiration. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
welp, maybe next year aggies
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Longhorn Republic Podcast @longhornpod.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
We joked about it on the podcast, but nobody hates the rivals like Wisner.
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Longhorn Republic Podcast @longhornpod.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Put the team on his back though.
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Longhorn Republic Podcast @longhornpod.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
There’s the eye candy. That TD is on the motion. Huge for Sark. Texas overcame a sack and scored in the red zone on the same drive.
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a man in a pirate hat is holding a lantern and says " is this a dream "
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Longhorn Republic Podcast @longhornpod.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Tre Wisner heard yall slandering him.
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Longhorn Republic Podcast @longhornpod.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Either 6-3 or 63-62.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I don’t think Arch Manning has to apologize for playing like he doesn’t want to get drafted by the Saints
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Longhorn Republic Podcast @longhornpod.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
“Dad, do you know what rhymes with Bucks? Sucks.” - My eight-year-old catching the vibes for today
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Longhorn Republic Podcast @longhornpod.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Not even mad. Had to be Ohio State. The man.
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Longhorn Republic Podcast @longhornpod.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Wake up! It’s gameday!
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Longhorn Republic Podcast @longhornpod.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
After a long offseason (+ 12 weeks of position/opponent previews), it is time for our Longhorn Football preview. We’re also thrilled to be joining the @dctf.bsky.social college network. You can find our pod in all the same places (plus a few new ones). #HookEm open.spotify.com/episode/3Vpl...
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August 26, 2025 - Texas Longhorns Season Preview
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Longhorn Republic Podcast @longhornpod.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Me, reclaiming the TV on Saturdays from my children.
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a man with a beard is looking at the camera and saying `` your time is done '' .
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
It’s always been WILD to me that people put so much stock in the thoughts and ideas of the fourth-best host of The Man Show.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Myles Garrett was right.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
It's a good thing Jesus lives in our hearts. If he lived in America, he'd be in a prison camp in El Salvador by now.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
After a few iterations, I think I have settled on this one LOL
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