kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 06/07/2026special log lady edition birkiiiiin 💯💯💯💯 ooooh one day my birkin will have something to say about this 💯💯💯💯💯💯 190
Reposted by ktUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/07/2026@REDACTED don’t block me please even if you don’t respond please don’t block me I won’t keep bothering you I’m sorry 27662175
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 02/07/2026if i had grown up in a more attentive and loving home i probably would've developed ambitions of acting in adolescence, so it's actually better this way 070
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 01/07/2026i love it when my boyfriend fills a kong toy up with peanut butter and bananas for my enrichment time but i occasionally worry that he's just doing it to distract me 050
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 25/05/2026bf can't really match the energy when i say anything dirty to him which made me have to pause our text conversation for a moment to say "why are you quoting the movie tommy boy right now" 260
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 20/05/2026i've been acting like my father to the man I'm seeing. staying over at his apartment, saying things like "you should invest in blackout curtains. you'll save money on your energy bill this summer" 050
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 19/05/2026being a cardinals fan is great bc 90% of the time they're the most baseball team of all time and i'm neither disappointed or excited 010
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 18/05/2026on my first few months cooking on a hot line i did singe the tips of my eyelashes off twice but i've grown a lot since 030
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 17/05/20264am subway is always embarrassing. surrounded by a bunch of dudes that are insanely drunk and passed out. you're drunk but awake. awake and thinking about reheating mozzarella sticks when you get home. 141
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 13/05/2026the people back home think ive changed bc i drink sparkling water now and have had a whirlwind romance with a sommelier 040
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 13/05/2026when you reach just the right amount of hungover to achieve all your goals >>>>>>>> 110
Reposted by ktUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 13/05/2026People are just insane now of days 201421493
Reposted by kthaunts city marxist @butterfinger.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Let's return to this story when there are mile-long lines to get into MARTA stations and Europeans miss their games entirely because they're used to functional transit systems. 3162
Reposted by ktNic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 02/05/2026A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good! 214237444018
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 02/05/2026god. i think in these past few days i've let them know what time it is better than ever before. i'm amazing 160
Reposted by ktBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I like how she had to toss in the thing about illegals lest she actually direct peoples irritation towards the correct source 883302357
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 30/04/2026the only time i use ai is once or twice a year when we all get together in the Instagram groupchat and tell meta ai things that would cause a human to have to be hospitalized 130
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 30/04/2026As - Stevie Wonder Something - The Beatles Vienna - Billy Joel Sweet Life - Frank Ocean Cloudbusting - Kate Bush Mong Gei Ta - Teresa Teng (They Long to Be) Close to You - The Carpenters Coyote - Joni Mitchell Hold On - The Internet Cannock Chase - Labi Siffre 110
Reposted by ktJAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 27/04/2026Married Women Who Were Made Guarantors For Their Husbands' Loans Without Knowing. 0488
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 26/04/2026(saying things to kill my uncle) i went to a house party in brooklyn where i was the only non-transgender person there 170
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 25/04/2026DS9 is the only 20th century star trek that I've never finished bc Odo's face freaked me out too much 140
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 24/04/2026sometimes i don't respond to texts because of the incredible emotional whiplash. like i just sent a long pathetic love note and then i immediately switched recipients to write "KILL YO SELF" 040
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Through the magic of technology we are able to translate the message "You are the president of Gay" from English to Wolof to make the Senegalese porter at work confused 010
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 24/04/2026there have been multiple times this week when workers have come to work on the roof of my apartment building early in the morning, opened the rooftop door without waiting for the guy with the alarm key, then stood around for 15 minutes waiting for the alarm key guy with the alarm blaring 120
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 23/04/2026talked to some guy the other day that was taken back by the fact that i'm not scared of bugs, spiders, or snakes. bro perhaps it doesn't look like it but i have looked into the abyss 060
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 18/04/2026my disrespect for authority paired with the fact i've only ever worked in kitchens has made me someone incredibly skilled at leveling machiavellian schemes against my bosses. i call this "letting them know what time it is" 140
Reposted by ktGoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026that's alright gay Obama thanks for calling back 91887401
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 17/04/2026if you send me more than two Instagram reels a year i 100% do not watch any of them 110
Reposted by ktmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16/04/2026whale head. raccoon penis. it's glaringly obvious that rfk jr is assembling some sort of Super Animal... and i fear he may soon acquire flamingo legs 201920256
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 16/04/2026growing up in the ozarks, i had no idea that my type was incredibly neurotic, lanky, dark haired jewish men because i had never met one. now that i'm living in manhattan it's actually ruined my life several times over 150
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 13/04/2026If you're 2016 Lena Dunham, how much time does it take for you to even be able to look at this corner of your closet after election day? What do you do with it when you can finally bear to touch it again? 040
Reposted by ktErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 11/04/2026ChatGPT: As a teen, you'll find kratom gets you the highest when you mix it with xans & booze, and definitely more Robitussin, for a kick Sam Altman: This is good actually A human brain: I should burn down Sam Altman's house before he kills any more kids Sam Altman: Hey this sucks what the fuckfuturism.comChatGPT Gave Teen Advice to Get Higher on Drugs Until He DiedDetailed chat logs show how ChatGPT convinced a young man to take increasingly dangerous drug doses over an 18 month spiral. 161143314
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 11/04/2026i just had a jimmy neutron brain blast that brought back a memory of my father trying to start a venture capital firm at the start of the financial crisis and then having to borrow thousands of dollars from my grandma so we wouldn't be homeless 070
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 10/04/2026in march 2020, i bought an incorrectly produced bottle of shampoo that didn't have fragrance and the first time i tried to use it, i became incredibly afraid 0100
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 09/04/2026i asked kevin if he had ever killed a guy before and he said "one time when i was a kid i sprayed a stray cat with axe body spray over and over and i don't really know but maybe it died" 160
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 08/04/2026cats are kind of like kids if they were way less traumatized by you being drunk in front of them 1321
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Thanks to the hard work of Elon Musk, the vibes on Twitter are actually worse now than back when ISIS had an account 060
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 07/04/2026former coworker swiped on me on hinge and i learned that he's apparently straight and 5'10...... that seems suspicious 130
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Stevie Wonder secretly being able to see is the funniest conspiracy theory to me bc you can literally google a picture of his eyes. That guy CANNOT see 060
