kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 06/07/2026i watched her make 4 s'mores like this on purpose and it made me afraid 060
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 06/07/2026special log lady edition birkiiiiin 💯💯💯💯 ooooh one day my birkin will have something to say about this 💯💯💯💯💯💯 190
Reposted by ktUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/07/2026@REDACTED don’t block me please even if you don’t respond please don’t block me I won’t keep bothering you I’m sorry 27662175
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 02/07/2026if i had grown up in a more attentive and loving home i probably would've developed ambitions of acting in adolescence, so it's actually better this way 070
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 01/07/2026i love it when my boyfriend fills a kong toy up with peanut butter and bananas for my enrichment time but i occasionally worry that he's just doing it to distract me 050
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 25/05/2026It's happened in real life. I think he's still just excited about the whole thing generally lmao 000
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 25/05/2026this is preferable, though, because at least in my mind he's being driven to quoting tommy boy out of some kind of brain-melting attraction towards me. that's the best thing a straight man can do. when a straight man isn't embarrassing himself right out the gate he's probably evil 170
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 25/05/2026bf can't really match the energy when i say anything dirty to him which made me have to pause our text conversation for a moment to say "why are you quoting the movie tommy boy right now" 260
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 20/05/2026i've been acting like my father to the man I'm seeing. staying over at his apartment, saying things like "you should invest in blackout curtains. you'll save money on your energy bill this summer" 050
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Write-up, then raise. I said some things to one of my egomaniacal chefs that I have never said to another human being before, then I got a raise as a promise to stay. I completely deserved the write-up but I'd absolutely do it again 020
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 19/05/2026being a cardinals fan is great bc 90% of the time they're the most baseball team of all time and i'm neither disappointed or excited 010
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 18/05/2026on my first few months cooking on a hot line i did singe the tips of my eyelashes off twice but i've grown a lot since 030
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 17/05/20264am subway is always embarrassing. surrounded by a bunch of dudes that are insanely drunk and passed out. you're drunk but awake. awake and thinking about reheating mozzarella sticks when you get home. 141
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 13/05/2026if i could always get the morning after feeling i get from drinking 6 glasses of wine followed by zero sugar blue gatorade and a handful of over the counter pain relievers I would be president of the world right now 010
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 13/05/2026the people back home think ive changed bc i drink sparkling water now and have had a whirlwind romance with a sommelier 040
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 13/05/2026when you reach just the right amount of hungover to achieve all your goals >>>>>>>> 110
Reposted by ktUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 13/05/2026People are just insane now of days 201421493
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I was planning to whisper to him that he was gonna go bald soon but his spirit was too broken and now I must go back to being kind. Now I must rebuild 020
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Ok I need to stop. I let him know what time it was too hard. He looked a little like he was for real dying today 110
Reposted by kthaunts city marxist @butterfinger.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Let's return to this story when there are mile-long lines to get into MARTA stations and Europeans miss their games entirely because they're used to functional transit systems. 3162
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I DON'T LIKE BEING EVIL. I HATE IT, ACTUALLY. BUT SOMETIMES I GOTTA DO IT 100
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 05/05/2026my newest move has been to text the woman he cheated on his fiancee with, who he cheated on, that also knows the woman he is seeing, telling her what happened bc she'd enjoy it, while also knowing that she likes telling people her business enough that she will tell this woman about what he did 130
Reposted by ktNic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 02/05/2026A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good! 214237424018
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 02/05/2026i could've just gone to hr but i like rollin in the dirtmedia.tenor.coma woman is standing in front of a window and says " my mind it amazes me sometimes "ALT: a woman is standing in front of a window and says " my mind it amazes me sometimes " 110
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 02/05/2026one of my bosses is secretly seeing someone who occasionally uses the kitchen space and he gets really mean to women when she's around so i texted her best friend to ask if there was something going on. huge blow up. not in trouble at all once again. #swag 140
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 02/05/2026god. i think in these past few days i've let them know what time it is better than ever before. i'm amazing 160
Reposted by ktBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I like how she had to toss in the thing about illegals lest she actually direct peoples irritation towards the correct source 883300357
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 30/04/2026@ evileric: @ meta ai we're going to methodically break your fingers one by one and then we're gonna make you punch a wall over and over. then we're going to throw you into a 30 ft pit in a way that grievously injures but doesn't kill you meta ai: things are really heating up in here, I see! 🔥🤩 130
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 30/04/2026the only time i use ai is once or twice a year when we all get together in the Instagram groupchat and tell meta ai things that would cause a human to have to be hospitalized 130
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 30/04/2026As - Stevie Wonder Something - The Beatles Vienna - Billy Joel Sweet Life - Frank Ocean Cloudbusting - Kate Bush Mong Gei Ta - Teresa Teng (They Long to Be) Close to You - The Carpenters Coyote - Joni Mitchell Hold On - The Internet Cannock Chase - Labi Siffre 110
Reposted by ktJAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 27/04/2026Married Women Who Were Made Guarantors For Their Husbands' Loans Without Knowing. 0488
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 26/04/2026(flashlight under my chin like I'm telling a scary story) one of them asked me where i got my pants 030
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 26/04/2026(saying things to kill my uncle) i went to a house party in brooklyn where i was the only non-transgender person there 170
kt @ktzone.bsky.social · 25/04/2026DS9 is the only 20th century star trek that I've never finished bc Odo's face freaked me out too much 140
